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  1. @jasongorman

    Specs?
    Kids these days are spoiled.

    Back in the days when I was a codemonkey we had to read the clients mind with our psionics...
    ...and I am only half joking.

    One day my boss wrote an entire sentence of a spec for a whole module and I kept the dinner tissue as a memento of happy days when specs were hardcoded!

    #specifications #codemonkeys

  2. @jasongorman

    Specs?
    Kids these days are spoiled.

    Back in the days when I was a codemonkey we had to read the clients mind with our psionics...
    ...and I am only half joking.

    One day my boss wrote an entire sentence of a spec for a whole module and I kept the dinner tissue as a memento of happy days when specs were hardcoded!

    #specifications #codemonkeys

  3. @jasongorman

    Specs?
    Kids these days are spoiled.

    Back in the days when I was a codemonkey we had to read the clients mind with our psionics...
    ...and I am only half joking.

    One day my boss wrote an entire sentence of a spec for a whole module and I kept the dinner tissue as a memento of happy days when specs were hardcoded!

    #specifications #codemonkeys

  4. @soller

    Just the other day I was barked at and blocked, in the context of the #vim "controversy"
    For saying that if you insist on #Ai #vibecode free purity...
    ...you will be using a clay tablet for your computing needs soon.
    And here we are.

    I'm looking forward to a HomoSapiensLinux fork where every line of code is chiseled from a pure human bone with tools forged in artisan smithy...
    ...that's going to collapse in controversy because major contributors will be sprung vibecoding 😄

    BTW: Any of you read that .md file before conniptions?
    Would be good idea to get some human #codemonkeys to comply with the directives there 😁

  5. 🤖🎮 The cyber genius #circus presents: bots battling in a glorified game of digital chess, where AI writes the script and humans pretend to be impressed. Code monkeys unite to watch the thrilling spreadsheet showdown! 📊🥱
    llmskirmish.com/ #cybergenius #botsbattle #digitalchess #AIshowdown #codemonkeys #HackerNews #ngated

  6. 🤖🎉 Oh joy! Another #GitHub project claiming to revolutionize our lives with a #SerDes in Verilog—because everyone and their grandmother needs a serializer/deserializer, right? 🙄 Meanwhile, AI-powered code monkeys are standing by to make sure you still don't write rubbish. 🐒💻
    github.com/SparcLab/OpenSERDES #Verilog #AI #CodeMonkeys #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated

  7. @derobbis @sirol una serie fantastica quanto sconosciuta ai più, fu trasmessa da ALL Music che al tempo era la concorrente di MTV e cercavano di differenziare l'offerta musicale con qualcosa di diverso rispetto alla programmazione TV del tempo, ad esempio MTV in quegli anni trasmetteva Fur TV che era un Muppet Show solo per aduti spassosissimo.

    #codemonkeys #furtv #allmusic #mtv