#baddadjokes — Public Fediverse posts

Warum heisst das Intranet der OBI Gruppe, das alle Filialen und die Zentrale verbindet, eigentlich nicht Obi-WAN? #BadDadJokes

@swizzlevixen It's not old money, it's mature cheddar! #BadDadJokes

Listen, kitty, I'm just following instructions: "Park Tool".
#BikeTooter #CatsOfMastodon #BadDadJokes

I am so old that I prefer inspiring Bistro discussions over boring Distro wars. SCNR (Sorry, Could Not Resist)

#Graybeard #Linux #BadDadJokes

Q. What would you name this dog on the moon?

A. The lunar Rover.

#BadDadJokes

#Space #DogsOfMastodon

"Für die einen ist es Downtime, für die Anderen die längste Latenz der Welt"

Euch allen ein feines Wochenende!

#BadDadJokes #SysAdminHumor

"Für die einen ist es Downtime, für die Anderen die längste Latenz der Welt"

Euch allen ein feines Wochenende!

#BadDadJokes #SysAdminHumor

"Für die einen ist es Downtime, für die Anderen die längste Latenz der Welt"

Euch allen ein feines Wochenende!

#BadDadJokes #SysAdminHumor

"Für die einen ist es Downtime, für die Anderen die längste Latenz der Welt"

Euch allen ein feines Wochenende!

#BadDadJokes #SysAdminHumor

Getting this whale into the sky was easy on this day but it kept failing to really take off other times, the design isn’t really made for it to catch altitude, bought it off Amazon. Anyway, it kept failing to catch enough wind to stay up and I kept saying fail whale, my kids had no idea what I was talking about. #lessclicketyclick #living #kites #baddadjokes

Q: What kind of hats do copyeditors wear?

A: Stet-sons

#AmEditing #BadDadJokes #Pun

A horse to endorse, of course, of course,
Is not just your regular normal horse.
You need a horse you can endorse!
The Vampire Horse, Count Ed!

#BadDadJokes #Puns #DadPun

Why do younglings have to turn in their assignments by hand? Because the Jedi Order forbids attachments!

…shamelessly stolen from my brother who was WAY too proud of thinking of that while making breakfast for his kids this morning that he had to text it to me immediately. 😆

#StarWars #DadJoke #DadJokes #BadDadJokes

Bartender says "very conical" #puns #baddadjokes

@NormanDunbar

Just FYI, these would be right at home in the #BadDadJokes arena :blobdisguise:

Did you hear about the emu that grew so large it got rejected from its social group at the zoo?

It was ostrich-sized.

#jokes #badJokes #dadJokes #badDadJokes

"Where did all of my followers go? I can't find ANY of them!!"

slaps knee

starts laughing

laughs till he's wheezing

#BadDadJokes #http