#baddadjokes — Public Fediverse posts
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@extraspecialbitter @stevendbrewer @philipbrewer
Boris (the spider) read the last sentence, and I closed the book.
The ending was flat.
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@extraspecialbitter @stevendbrewer @philipbrewer
Boris (the spider) read the last sentence, and I closed the book.
The ending was flat.
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@extraspecialbitter @stevendbrewer @philipbrewer
I tried writing a book about a tent
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@extraspecialbitter @stevendbrewer @philipbrewer
I tried writing a book about a tent
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Wenn ein Arzt auf einem Trauerzug hinter dem Sarg her läuft, folgt zuweilen die Ursache der Wirkung.
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Wenn ein Arzt auf einem Trauerzug hinter dem Sarg her läuft, folgt zuweilen die Ursache der Wirkung.
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The girl is potting out her pea plants. She's doing a bit of science, varying the conditions for each pot. She's also naming them.
So we have Percy Pea in a very sunny spot, Poppy Pea planted in compost from the wormery, and Pip Pea tied to a very long stick.
We also have one completely normal one: Print, the control pea. -
The girl is potting out her pea plants. She's doing a bit of science, varying the conditions for each pot. She's also naming them.
So we have Percy Pea in a very sunny spot, Poppy Pea planted in compost from the wormery, and Pip Pea tied to a very long stick.
We also have one completely normal one: Print, the control pea. -
Warum heisst das Intranet der OBI Gruppe, das alle Filialen und die Zentrale verbindet, eigentlich nicht Obi-WAN? #BadDadJokes
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Warum heisst das Intranet der OBI Gruppe, das alle Filialen und die Zentrale verbindet, eigentlich nicht Obi-WAN? #BadDadJokes
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#dadjokes #baddadjokes #dadjokeoftheday #shareyourdadjoke -
@swizzlevixen It's not old money, it's mature cheddar! #BadDadJokes
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@swizzlevixen It's not old money, it's mature cheddar! #BadDadJokes
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I keep taking a screenshot of my stats on FoxiMax: is this normal?
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Q. Why did the astronauts visit the dark side of the moon?
A. Because they were tired of seeing the dark side of the earth.
[insert cymbals clashing here]
You're welcome.
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I am so old that I prefer inspiring Bistro discussions over boring Distro wars. SCNR (Sorry, Could Not Resist)
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I am so old that I prefer inspiring Bistro discussions over boring Distro wars. SCNR (Sorry, Could Not Resist)
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"Für die einen ist es Downtime, für die Anderen die längste Latenz der Welt"
Euch allen ein feines Wochenende!
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"Für die einen ist es Downtime, für die Anderen die längste Latenz der Welt"
Euch allen ein feines Wochenende!
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Getting this whale into the sky was easy on this day but it kept failing to really take off other times, the design isn’t really made for it to catch altitude, bought it off Amazon. Anyway, it kept failing to catch enough wind to stay up and I kept saying fail whale, my kids had no idea what I was talking about. #lessclicketyclick #living #kites #baddadjokes
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A horse to endorse, of course, of course,
Is not just your regular normal horse.
You need a horse you can endorse!
The Vampire Horse, Count Ed! -
A horse to endorse, of course, of course,
Is not just your regular normal horse.
You need a horse you can endorse!
The Vampire Horse, Count Ed! -
Two earthquakes already this month, and it’s only the 5th.
2024 is off to a shaky start!
Ba-dum tiss
#earthquake #BadDadJokes -
Why do younglings have to turn in their assignments by hand? Because the Jedi Order forbids attachments!
…shamelessly stolen from my brother who was WAY too proud of thinking of that while making breakfast for his kids this morning that he had to text it to me immediately. 😆
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Why do younglings have to turn in their assignments by hand? Because the Jedi Order forbids attachments!
…shamelessly stolen from my brother who was WAY too proud of thinking of that while making breakfast for his kids this morning that he had to text it to me immediately. 😆
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Bartender says "very conical" #puns #baddadjokes