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  1. #BTW: #IF (and #IT's a #VeryBIG #IF) you also have a #PrideOrange #WarMachine AND a #TentInABox™️ #IT's #Conceivable that you may also want to #Affix the #TentInABox™️ to the #FlatBed of your #PrideOrange #WarMachine...

    You can #DoThat; there is #MoreThanEnough #StructuralRigidity in the #TentInABox™️ for that to #Happen - #IT's #ReallyWellMade... But...

    And, #IT's a #BigButt... You'll #EndUP with a 3' #Overhang off the #Tailgate, which is #NotIdeal... For #AllSorts of #Reasons...

    #TheLadder is #Great; #So, #Pop the #TentInABox™️ on #TheRoof and #StopBeingArseholes...

    #YoureWelcome | #DontMentionIT...

    #IT's a #CommunityThing with #Ambassadors and #Lanyards, and #FairyLights (#OhMy!)... #SortOf #LikeACult... But, with #GroovyMerch

    Are you #Ready for some #CampingOnArrakis...?

    🧙🏕️🤖:wolfparty:🤖🏕️🧙 | :fediverse:🎠🦹🦄🦹🎠:fediverse:

  2. An #Australian Darrell Lea (Quadrant Private Equity) bag of Liquorice Allsorts versus a #British Maynards Bassetts (Mondelez International) bag of Liquorice Allsorts (a few of these had already been eaten lol, didn't survive a car trip home.)

    The British version certainly has more sorts of allsorts.

    But IMO the more limited sorts of the Darrell Lea version are higher quality in and of themselves. They're brighter, perkier, buff, well honed sorts.

    Like a lot of British things, the Maynards Bassetts ones look like they've been sat on by Jabba the Hutt. They're kinda flaccid, warped, dull sorts. There is probably a relevant British standard for this special feature of British food, BSI-5318008 or something.

    There's probably some whole sorta allsort metaphor to be had here. But I'm too busy having allsorts.

    #allsorts #liquorice #licorice #ausveng