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Celebrity 'Energy Belt' Theory Accidentally Boosts Seatbelt Use
Fans swap diamond belts for stock seatbelts. Police: 'Motivation is insane, results flawless.'
https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260327-diamond-seatbelt-cult/
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@Maxfieldripken/116291873744493107
If the federal NDP were ever to have power, two of their biggest opponents would be the BC NDP and the Alberta NDP. Both are all-in on fossil fuels, screwing over First Nations, and being anti-worker.
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Lips Rise 2mm at Podium, Gold Medal Stripped on the Spot
Podium emotions banned — AI catches 'micro-vibrations of joy.' Teams now hire monks instead of coaches.
https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260325-poker-face-podium/
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Boot-Sole Ads Monetize 'Will They Fall?' Stares
A power company sells QR ads on linemen's boot soles, rating anxious upward gazes as 'high engagement.'
https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260324-powerline-theater/
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Rocket Gets Speeding Ticket in the Stratosphere
Officer behind a cloud caught it at Mach 20. JAXA vows to launch at 60 km/h to save crew's gold license.
https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260323-stratosphere-speed-trap/
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「レモンかける?」AIも計算不能 居酒屋へ平和維持部隊派遣
ChatGPTも「倫理的に回答不能」と匙を投げた唐揚げレモン論争。隊員が小皿へ退避させる作戦とは。
https://alt.andpaper.net/ja/articles/20260322-karaage-peacekeeping/
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1-Star Home Reviews Now Auto-Demote Eldest Sons
AI strips heir status for bad home reviews. Now eldest sons post 'there are ghosts' to escape taxes.
https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260321-inheritance-review-demotion/
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AI弁護士「あきらめないで!」連呼で勝訴
六法全書より熱血指導を学んだAIが法廷で被告を励まし続けた。裁判官の判決理由とは?
https://alt.andpaper.net/ja/articles/20260320-ai-lawyer-cheer-secret/
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Oil-Stained Robot Becomes Parade Star for 'Corporate Slave Vibes'
Adults weep as it blares 'Article 36 Violation' alarms from a glittering float.
https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260319-robot-workman-parade/
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異次元社長、「100%転生トラック」発表
衝突時エアバッグの代わりに魔法陣が展開。予約殺到も「転生先でExcel必須」と判明し炎上。
https://alt.andpaper.net/ja/articles/20260318-extradimensional-ceo-limited-truck/
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2,3 𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗷𝗼𝗲𝗻 𝗸𝗶𝗷𝗸𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝘃𝗼𝗼𝗿 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗹𝘆𝗺𝗽𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗵𝗲 𝗪𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗻 𝗯𝗶𝗷 𝗡𝗢𝗦
De Paralympische Winterspelen in Italië trokken in totaal meer dan 2,3 miljoen kijkers op NPO 1. Dagelijks keken gemiddeld 464.000 kijkers naar het NOS-avondprogramma over de Paralympische Winterspelen, meldt de omroep maandag. Daarnaast bekeken ruim 800.000 gebruikers van de NOS-website en de...
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2,3 𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗷𝗼𝗲𝗻 𝗸𝗶𝗷𝗸𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝘃𝗼𝗼𝗿 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗹𝘆𝗺𝗽𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗵𝗲 𝗪𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗻 𝗯𝗶𝗷 𝗡𝗢𝗦
De Paralympische Winterspelen in Italië trokken in totaal meer dan 2,3 miljoen kijkers op NPO 1. Dagelijks keken gemiddeld 464.000 kijkers naar het NOS-avondprogramma over de Paralympische Winterspelen, meldt de omroep maandag. Daarnaast bekeken ruim 800.000 gebruikers van de NOS-website en de...
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2,3 𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗷𝗼𝗲𝗻 𝗸𝗶𝗷𝗸𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝘃𝗼𝗼𝗿 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗹𝘆𝗺𝗽𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗵𝗲 𝗪𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗻 𝗯𝗶𝗷 𝗡𝗢𝗦
De Paralympische Winterspelen in Italië trokken in totaal meer dan 2,3 miljoen kijkers op NPO 1. Dagelijks keken gemiddeld 464.000 kijkers naar het NOS-avondprogramma over de Paralympische Winterspelen, meldt de omroep maandag. Daarnaast bekeken ruim 800.000 gebruikers van de NOS-website en de...
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2,3 𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗷𝗼𝗲𝗻 𝗸𝗶𝗷𝗸𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝘃𝗼𝗼𝗿 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗹𝘆𝗺𝗽𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗵𝗲 𝗪𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗻 𝗯𝗶𝗷 𝗡𝗢𝗦
De Paralympische Winterspelen in Italië trokken in totaal meer dan 2,3 miljoen kijkers op NPO 1. Dagelijks keken gemiddeld 464.000 kijkers naar het NOS-avondprogramma over de Paralympische Winterspelen, meldt de omroep maandag. Daarnaast bekeken ruim 800.000 gebruikers van de NOS-website en de...
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2,3 𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗷𝗼𝗲𝗻 𝗸𝗶𝗷𝗸𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝘃𝗼𝗼𝗿 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗹𝘆𝗺𝗽𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗵𝗲 𝗪𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗻 𝗯𝗶𝗷 𝗡𝗢𝗦
De Paralympische Winterspelen in Italië trokken in totaal meer dan 2,3 miljoen kijkers op NPO 1. Dagelijks keken gemiddeld 464.000 kijkers naar het NOS-avondprogramma over de Paralympische Winterspelen, meldt de omroep maandag. Daarnaast bekeken ruim 800.000 gebruikers van de NOS-website en de...
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Grandparents are glued to their phones, families are worried [video]
https://www.bbc.com/reel/video/p0n61dg3/grandparents-are-glued-to-their-phones-families-are-worried
#HackerNews #Grandparents #Technology #Families #Concern #Video
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Grandparents are glued to their phones, families are worried [video]
https://www.bbc.com/reel/video/p0n61dg3/grandparents-are-glued-to-their-phones-families-are-worried
#HackerNews #Grandparents #Technology #Families #Concern #Video
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UNESCO Registers Online 'Flaming' as Cultural Heritage
Strangers' coordinated outrage praised as art. Govt to forcibly restore deleted toxic posts.
https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260314-flaming-heritage/
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Postdoctoral researcher in Membrane protein chemistry
Georgia Institute of TechnologySee the full job description on jobRxiv: https://jobrxiv.org/job/georgia-institute-of-technology-27778-postdoctoral-researcher-in-membrane-protein-chemistry/
#andProteinBiochemistry #cytochromep450 #enzymology #HPLC #massspectrometry #metalloenzymes #ScienceJobs #hiring #resea...
https://jobrxiv.org/job/georgia-institute-of-technology-27778-postdoctoral-researcher-in-membrane-protein-chemistry/?fsp_sid=10233 -
Postdoctoral researcher in Membrane protein chemistry
Georgia Institute of TechnologySee the full job description on jobRxiv: https://jobrxiv.org/job/georgia-institute-of-technology-27778-postdoctoral-researcher-in-membrane-protein-chemistry/
#andProteinBiochemistry #cytochromep450 #enzymology #HPLC #massspectrometry #metalloenzymes #ScienceJobs #hiring #resea...
https://jobrxiv.org/job/georgia-institute-of-technology-27778-postdoctoral-researcher-in-membrane-protein-chemistry/?fsp_sid=10233 -
Postdoctoral researcher in Membrane protein chemistry
Georgia Institute of TechnologySee the full job description on jobRxiv: https://jobrxiv.org/job/georgia-institute-of-technology-27778-postdoctoral-researcher-in-membrane-protein-chemistry/
#andProteinBiochemistry #cytochromep450 #enzymology #HPLC #massspectrometry #metalloenzymes #ScienceJobs #hiring #resea...
https://jobrxiv.org/job/georgia-institute-of-technology-27778-postdoctoral-researcher-in-membrane-protein-chemistry/?fsp_sid=10233 -
Postdoctoral researcher in Membrane protein chemistry
Georgia Institute of TechnologySee the full job description on jobRxiv: https://jobrxiv.org/job/georgia-institute-of-technology-27778-postdoctoral-researcher-in-membrane-protein-chemistry/
#andProteinBiochemistry #cytochromep450 #enzymology #HPLC #massspectrometry #metalloenzymes #ScienceJobs #hiring #resea...
https://jobrxiv.org/job/georgia-institute-of-technology-27778-postdoctoral-researcher-in-membrane-protein-chemistry/?fsp_sid=10233 -
Postdoctoral researcher in Membrane protein chemistry
Georgia Institute of TechnologySee the full job description on jobRxiv: https://jobrxiv.org/job/georgia-institute-of-technology-27778-postdoctoral-researcher-in-membrane-protein-chemistry/
#andProteinBiochemistry #cytochromep450 #enzymology #HPLC #massspectrometry #metalloenzymes #ScienceJobs #hiring #resea...
https://jobrxiv.org/job/georgia-institute-of-technology-27778-postdoctoral-researcher-in-membrane-protein-chemistry/?fsp_sid=10233 -
Zero Votes: Unconscious Blank?
Candidate swore he voted for himself. Cam revealed he unconsciously cast a blank ballot from self-doubt!
https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260305-zero-vote-investigation/
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"Forced Bedridden Tour" Hits Big with Overworked Elites
A depopulated village forces 3,000 squats on arrival. Immobile guests get elderly care. Diaper use skyrockets.
https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260226-bedridden-tourism/
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Mach 7 "Railgun Acupuncture" Cures Stiffness
Supersonic needles save writers. Stiffness gone, but shockwaves destroy rooms. "Shoulders light, home gone."
https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260223-railgun-acupuncture/
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Postdoctoral Fellow Positions
Virginia Commonwealth University School of MedicineSee the full job description on jobRxiv: https://jobrxiv.org/job/virginia-commonwealth-university-school-of-medicine-27778-postdoctoral-fellow-positions/
#andProteinBiochemistry #cancerbiology #cellbiology #molecularbiology #neurodevelopmentaldisorders #ScienceJobs #hiring #research
https://jobrxiv.org/job/virginia-commonwealth-university-school-of-medicine-27778-postdoctoral-fellow-positions/?fsp_sid=9748 -
Postdoctoral Fellow Positions
Virginia Commonwealth University School of MedicineSee the full job description on jobRxiv: https://jobrxiv.org/job/virginia-commonwealth-university-school-of-medicine-27778-postdoctoral-fellow-positions/
#andProteinBiochemistry #cancerbiology #cellbiology #molecularbiology #neurodevelopmentaldisorders #ScienceJobs #hiring #research
https://jobrxiv.org/job/virginia-commonwealth-university-school-of-medicine-27778-postdoctoral-fellow-positions/?fsp_sid=9748 -
Postdoctoral Fellow Positions
Virginia Commonwealth University School of MedicineSee the full job description on jobRxiv: https://jobrxiv.org/job/virginia-commonwealth-university-school-of-medicine-27778-postdoctoral-fellow-positions/
#andProteinBiochemistry #cancerbiology #cellbiology #molecularbiology #neurodevelopmentaldisorders #ScienceJobs #hiring #research
https://jobrxiv.org/job/virginia-commonwealth-university-school-of-medicine-27778-postdoctoral-fellow-positions/?fsp_sid=9748 -
Postdoctoral Fellow Positions
Virginia Commonwealth University School of MedicineSee the full job description on jobRxiv: https://jobrxiv.org/job/virginia-commonwealth-university-school-of-medicine-27778-postdoctoral-fellow-positions/
#andProteinBiochemistry #cancerbiology #cellbiology #molecularbiology #neurodevelopmentaldisorders #ScienceJobs #hiring #research
https://jobrxiv.org/job/virginia-commonwealth-university-school-of-medicine-27778-postdoctoral-fellow-positions/?fsp_sid=9748