Ω 🌍 Gus Posey

Do you remember the myth that some dinosaurs had a tiny extra brain in their tails? I was curious if it might be true because that would explain which brain John Fetterman is using.

#USPol

My ultimate Shakira fantasy was that she would do the right thing.

#Celebrities #FIFA #WorldCup

Ethical Jews have the same obligation to abandon Netanyahu and Likud that Ethical Christians have to abandon Donald and MAGA.

#Israel #USPol

I regret thinking that supervillains must be exceptional geniuses.

#USPol

I know it's a bologna-flavored distraction but did we learn anything good about aliens yet?

#USPol

The reporters who cover the White House remind me of startled goldfish. I couldn't respect them less.

#USPol

There are inner truths that are embarrassing, even damaging, but it can help to share them, even if it's a burden for the listener.

I thought #Andromeda was a pretty good show.

RE: https://mastodon.social/@nixCraft/116306882187767450

How is it possible to sell #MySpace five times?

The data, my family, the data.

It's my understanding that there's a secretly powerful Russian swear word (or phrase) that translates roughly into "Hello, F-word" but is used as specific recognition of events that are only possible in a dark and arbitrary universe.

Does anyone know what I'm talking about?

#Idiom #Language #Russian

Humans are the only invasive species I'm aware of and I say that because our invasions are planned.

#Earth #Iguanas

I hope Brett Ratner is crying into his whiskey.

#Film #Melania #Whores

Just a reminder.

#Meta = MAGA

And all that implies.

#Epstein #Facebook #Instagram #Oculus #Whatsapp

They say you shouldn't fall in love with three people at the same time but I listened to 'The Record' from #Boygenius and it was out of my hands.

#Album #Music #Recommendations

Everyone associated with the murders committed by this administration should be prosecuted, from Donald down to the empty-headed lieutenant who agreed to fire on an unarmed target.

#ExtraJudicial #Murder #USPol

The truth is, you could take any group of Republicans and their telegram chats would sound just like the Young Republicans who got caught. Where do you think they learned it?

#Deplorables #USpol

How can I complain when I learned about #Pelican and #Sturmwind on the same day?

#Dreamcast #PostMetal