#vol61issue29 — Public Fediverse posts

Randy Faber

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/randy-faber/

Not 200 Yards Away From The Dog Park

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/not-200-yards-away-from-the-dog-park/

Slipknot Travels To India To Begin Psychedelic, Free-Love Phase Of Career

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/slipknot-travels-to-india-to-begin-psychedelic-free-love-phase-of-career/

Slipknot Travels To India To Begin Psychedelic, Free-Love Phase Of Career

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/slipknot-travels-to-india-to-begin-psychedelic-free-love-phase-of-career/

Baines Wright III and Carter Nowak

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/baines-wright-iii-and-carter-nowak/

Meth Lab Straightened Up Ahead Of Landlord’s Visit

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/meth-lab-straightened-up-ahead-of-landlords-visit/

Starbucks Awarded $5 Billion Contract To Explore Military Applications Of Cold Foam

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/starbucks-awarded-5-billion-contract-to-explore-military-applications-of-cold-foam/

Wouldst This Suit M’Lord?

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/wouldst-this-suit-mlord/

Netflix Now Requiring All Subscribers To Recruit 5 New Customers

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/netflix-now-requiring-all-subscribers-to-recruit-5-new-customers/

Wouldst This Suit M’Lord?

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/wouldst-this-suit-mlord/

Meth Lab Straightened Up Ahead Of Landlord’s Visit

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/meth-lab-straightened-up-ahead-of-landlords-visit/

Starbucks Awarded $5 Billion Contract To Explore Military Applications Of Cold Foam

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/starbucks-awarded-5-billion-contract-to-explore-military-applications-of-cold-foam/

Netflix Now Requiring All Subscribers To Recruit 5 New Customers

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/netflix-now-requiring-all-subscribers-to-recruit-5-new-customers/

Heartbroken Man Realizes He Only Loved Idea Of Fried Egg On Burger

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/heartbroken-man-realizes-he-only-loved-idea-of-fried-egg-on-burger/

The Cost Of This Wedding Is Making Me Matri-moan-y!

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/the-cost-of-this-wedding-is-making-me-matri-moan-y/

RFK Jr. Advocates Using Beef Tallow In Home Birth Tubs

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-advocates-using-beef-tallow-in-home-birth-tubs/

Mommy and Mommy’s Friend Luke

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/mommy-and-mommys-friend-luke/

Lucky Fan Wins Open-Heart Surgery From Stars Of ‘The Pitt’

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/lucky-fan-wins-open-heart-surgery-from-stars-of-the-pitt/

Health Department Shuts Down Guy Fieri

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/health-department-shuts-down-guy-fieri/

Gail Barnsom

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/gail-barnsom/

Health Department Shuts Down Guy Fieri

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/health-department-shuts-down-guy-fieri/

Window Ajar

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/window-ajar/

Javier Bardem Declared UNESCO World-Class Hunk

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/javier-bardem-declared-unesco-world-class-hunk/

Indiana Offers Tax Breaks To Attract Religious Doomsday Cults

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/indiana-offers-tax-breaks-to-attract-religious-doomsday-cults/

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Sabrina Carpenter

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-sabrina-carpenter/

Caleb Marks and Tiffany Williamson

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/caleb-marks-and-tiffany-williamson/

Indiana Offers Tax Breaks To Attract Religious Doomsday Cults

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/indiana-offers-tax-breaks-to-attract-religious-doomsday-cults/

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Sabrina Carpenter

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-sabrina-carpenter/

Spooky Tax Evasion House

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/spooky-tax-evasion-house/

ICE Confirms Agents Do Not Have Faces Beneath Masks

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/ice-confirms-agents-do-not-have-faces-beneath-masks/

ICE Confirms Agents Do Not Have Faces Beneath Masks

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/ice-confirms-agents-do-not-have-faces-beneath-masks/

Inside Of Light Fixture Everything Moth Dreamed And More

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/inside-of-light-fixture-everything-moth-dreamed-and-more/

Woman Found Living With 2 Daughters In Cave

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/woman-found-living-with-2-daughters-in-cave/

Tips For Getting Kids Interested In Reading

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/tips-for-getting-kids-interested-in-reading/

Nation Boards Up Windows, Retreats To Cellar As Lena Dunham Reenters News Cycle

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/nation-boards-up-windows-retreats-to-cellar-as-lena-dunham-reenters-news-cycle/

Jim Davis Reveals He Studied Musculature Of Medical Cadavers To Properly Draw Jon

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/jim-davis-reveals-he-studied-musculature-of-medical-cadavers-to-properly-draw-jon/

Orcas Bringing Humans Gifts Of Food

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/orcas-bringing-humans-gifts-of-food/

Elderly Woman Keeps Mind Active Justifying Trump’s Actions

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/elderly-woman-keeps-mind-active-justifying-trumps-actions/

Trump: ‘I’m Not In These Nonexistent Files Concocted To Destroy Me’

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/trump-im-not-in-these-nonexistent-files-concocted-to-destroy-me/

Trump Invites Jeffrey Epstein On Stage To Explain There No Conspiracy

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/trump-invites-jeffrey-epstein-on-stage-to-explain-there-no-conspiracy/

Political Profile: Pam Bondi

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/political-profile-pam-bondi/

Group Of Teen Girls Convinces JD Vance To Kill Himself

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/group-of-teen-girls-convinces-jd-vance-to-kill-himself/