#scifietiquette — Public Fediverse posts
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RE: https://mstdn.social/@History_of_Geology/116142957668290342
🖖 Spock: "You must be one with the rock."
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Smacking a woman on the tush without her consent should not be done at anytime.
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Set Phasers to Stun
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Today's top ten tag trends:
10: #だと打って大丈夫が出てきたら休んでください
9: #tercinema
8: #成長してたらrn見た人もやる
7: #TextureTuesday
6: #ThickTrunkTuesday
5: #存在しない質問に回答だけ添える
4: #robinhood
3: #TuneTuesday
2: #mewk
1: #SciFiEtiquette -
Electro Woman leads with her box. Don't NOTICE.
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No one named Scorpius is a "good guy”.
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Before you criticize, you should check out just how stupid the first eight plans were.
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Allow the good guys to surrender if you are a storm trooper, even though they have been shooting you dead and have never allowed you to surrender.
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Avoid all quarries in the south of England.
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String vests are cool.
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When you first meet some weird looking wazzocks don't immediately assume they're not super-evolved beings fighting the forces evil throughout the universe.
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*Some* AI computers are good.
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Remember; there are good space capes and there are bad ones.
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Tell him he is a pretty cat. And a good cat. #SciFiEtiquette #HashtagGames
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When tripling back on your own timeline, it is customary for your future self to introduce your past self to your current self.
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During a first contact mission, it is strongly advised that you avoid interspecies romantic entanglements.
This is known as the Riker Rule.
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Sokath, his eyes uncovered!
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@malvoleo
Given the choice, use the stairs. -
Quadrotriticale does NOT require ventilation.
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It's okay to pretend that you're from the future. Most people are so stupid they'll just go along with it.
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ALL robots are just machines. Fuck the sexy ones if you want to; blow up the crazy ones if that seems like fun. It doesn't matter. They are NOT people. Now, has everyone got that? Good.
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Always bypass the relays and reverse the polarity of the neutron flow.
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When exploring strange new planets 'for the first time' 😉 always make sure that someone has already been there for a couple of years teaching the aliens to only ever speak English in an American accent.
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Never interfere with the natural development of alien cultures unless the aliens are really sexy or total wankers (or both).
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Don’t show your tits in public: not the left one, not the right one. Not even the middle one.
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Unless you're #Bambi, best to give #godzilla a wide berth.
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No matter how sorely you're tempted to do it, NEVER tell Twiki that he sounds just like Yosemite Sam.
#BuckRogers #MelBlanc -
Always make sure your Toaster is clear of stray crumbs.
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Don't do the Time Crime™️
If you can't do the Time time. -
Don't ask The Piemaker to touch you, unless you're already dead.
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When making first contact with a Utopian planet, stay off the grass.
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When wondering which space fork to use at dinner, ignore #JamesTKirk's advice: he'll grab any space fork in front of him.
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If you notice someone else's life clock crystal flashing red, it's impolite to comment on it or ask them their age.
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If you notice someone else's life clock crystal flashing red, it's impolite to comment on it or ask them their age.
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If you notice someone else's life clock crystal flashing red, it's impolite to comment on it or ask them their age.
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If you notice someone else's life clock crystal flashing red, it's impolite to comment on it or ask them their age.
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If you notice someone else's life clock crystal flashing red, it's impolite to comment on it or ask them their age.
