#professorproblems — Public Fediverse posts

🚀🤔 Oh, woe is the professor who fears their students' ignorance more than the apocalypse! Apparently, the real cosmic threat isn't from the sky, but from bumbling humans with PhDs who might just take an eternity to solve what their supervisor could whip through in a coffee break.☕💥
https://ergosphere.blog/posts/the-machines-are-fine/ #professorproblems #cosmicthreat #studentignorance #researchchallenges #academichumor #HackerNews #ngated

🚀🤔 Oh, woe is the professor who fears their students' ignorance more than the apocalypse! Apparently, the real cosmic threat isn't from the sky, but from bumbling humans with PhDs who might just take an eternity to solve what their supervisor could whip through in a coffee break.☕💥
https://ergosphere.blog/posts/the-machines-are-fine/ #professorproblems #cosmicthreat #studentignorance #researchchallenges #academichumor #HackerNews #ngated

🚀🤔 Oh, woe is the professor who fears their students' ignorance more than the apocalypse! Apparently, the real cosmic threat isn't from the sky, but from bumbling humans with PhDs who might just take an eternity to solve what their supervisor could whip through in a coffee break.☕💥
https://ergosphere.blog/posts/the-machines-are-fine/ #professorproblems #cosmicthreat #studentignorance #researchchallenges #academichumor #HackerNews #ngated

🚀🤔 Oh, woe is the professor who fears their students' ignorance more than the apocalypse! Apparently, the real cosmic threat isn't from the sky, but from bumbling humans with PhDs who might just take an eternity to solve what their supervisor could whip through in a coffee break.☕💥
https://ergosphere.blog/posts/the-machines-are-fine/ #professorproblems #cosmicthreat #studentignorance #researchchallenges #academichumor #HackerNews #ngated

🚀🤔 Oh, woe is the professor who fears their students' ignorance more than the apocalypse! Apparently, the real cosmic threat isn't from the sky, but from bumbling humans with PhDs who might just take an eternity to solve what their supervisor could whip through in a coffee break.☕💥
https://ergosphere.blog/posts/the-machines-are-fine/ #professorproblems #cosmicthreat #studentignorance #researchchallenges #academichumor #HackerNews #ngated

Working on setting up D2L for next semester’s classes reminds me how much I hate D2L, and how glad I am that we’re switching to Canvas for the fall… #ProfessorProblems

I really hope the person who reported me is seeing this diatribe because why yes, yes they did hit a nerve. #SpamSuspect #ProfessorProblems #AcademicChatter #EngineeringProfessor #PurposefulProfessor #NoireSTEMinist #BlackSTEM #BlackTwitter #BlackMastodon #BlackFediverse #BlackFedi

So is it possible I don’t know what spam on Mastodon looks like? Probably. For all I know I’m spamming talk right now talking about spam on Mastodon. #SpamSuspect #ProfessorProblems #AcademicChatter #EngineeringProfessor #PurposefulProfessor #NoireSTEMinist #BlackSTEM #BlackTwitter #BlackMastodon #BlackFediverse #BlackFedi

Faculty activity report completed on the most convoluted counter-intuitive user-unfriendly software ever invented.
#professor #professorproblems #academia #academicmastodon

Oh God, the drip of e-mails re: fall semester has started.
I’M NOT READY!
#academia #professorproblems #academicchatter #academicmastodon

#professor #professorproblems #academia #academicmastodon #academicchatter @academiccommunity

After four days of conference travel, I’m home. The first thing I did was to greet the #tea
“Hello, tea, did you miss me? Because I missed you.”
Never mind that there wasn’t a proper afternoon tea service to be had for love or money, they put their tea in bags. Bags, people, BAGS!
I wasn’t raised by wolves.

Guys, I think I might be bougie.
#professor #professorproblems #academia #academicmastodon

3.
I’ve been at stage 3 for a lllloooonnnggg time.
#professor #professorproblems #academia #academicchatter #academicmastodon

I just got grade grubbed from a student from Fall 2021.
This is clown shoes.
#professor #professorproblems #academia #academicmastodon #academicchatter

I want you all to know I would never be caught dead in that jacket. 🙄
Cc: @Chronomyst
#professor #academia #academicmastodon #ai #professorproblems

How I’m feeling about Faculty Senate right now.
#professor #professorproblems #academia #academicmastodon #academicchatter @academicchatter

Ugh. Why does the campus bookstore always get a different edition from the one I ordered?
#professorproblems #academia #academicmastodon #academicchatter

The request form to access the archives at the New York Public Library is not super user friendly. #ProfessorLife #ProfessorProblems #academia

There is a rumor going around that I’m going to chair the #faculty senate next year.
I need to be absolutely positively crystal clear here. #professor #ProfessorLife #academia #ProfessorProblems #AcademicMastodon

Ugh. I thought the word max for a conference proposal was 350. It is, in fact, 300.
Now I’m doing an adverb hunt.
#ProfessorProblems #Professor #ProfessorLife #academia #AcademicMastodon

Over my morning tea, I was reflecting on my favorite #breakup (yes, I rank them - fight me) and how her parting shot was “you’re an ambivalent #mephistopheles ”
I still take ownership of that with pride. With apologies to #ChristopherMarlowe and #Goethe
#misanthrope #misanthropy #curmudgeon #professorproblems #LitStudies

Teaching NFIB v. Dept of Labor this afternoon and getting ragey all over again #AdminLaw #PublicHealthLaw #PHLaw #ModernAdministrativeState #ProfessorProblems #HealthLawRocks #HulkPrawf #OSHA #OccHealth #LawIsASDoH #LegalEpi

Teaching NFIB v. Dept of Labor this afternoon and getting ragey all over again #AdminLaw #PublicHealthLaw #PHLaw #ModernAdministrativeState #ProfessorProblems #HealthLawRocks #HulkPrawf #OSHA #OccHealth #LawIsASDoH #LegalEpi

Teaching NFIB v. Dept of Labor this afternoon and getting ragey all over again #AdminLaw #PublicHealthLaw #PHLaw #ModernAdministrativeState #ProfessorProblems #HealthLawRocks #HulkPrawf #OSHA #OccHealth #LawIsASDoH #LegalEpi

Teaching NFIB v. Dept of Labor this afternoon and getting ragey all over again #AdminLaw #PublicHealthLaw #PHLaw #ModernAdministrativeState #ProfessorProblems #HealthLawRocks #HulkPrawf #OSHA #OccHealth #LawIsASDoH #LegalEpi

Teaching NFIB v. Dept of Labor this afternoon and getting ragey all over again #AdminLaw #PublicHealthLaw #PHLaw #ModernAdministrativeState #ProfessorProblems #HealthLawRocks #HulkPrawf #OSHA #OccHealth #LawIsASDoH #LegalEpi