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Be sure to keep a close eye on your coinpurse, and be wary of any particularly charming or handsome dragonkin, for they may actually be a trio of pickpocketing kobolds in a trench coat! The gang's devious schemes have already made poorer no less than fifty different men in the lower city, and you may be next!

Whatever you do, do not entertain any suggestions from aforementioned handsome men at bars, taverns or eateries to follow them into any dark or secluded alleyways, and definitely do not start making out with them once you're out there. Ignore how good they reportedly are at kissing, or how breathtaking their impressively long tongue feels as it slithers down your throat.

If you somehow end up in this situation anyway, be sure to keep your senses sharp - a key sign that you are actually being felt up by three kobolds in a trench coat and not one handsome dragonkin will be made apparent when they are somehow simultaneously gripping your shirt collar with both hands whilst also unbuttoning your trousers to jerk you off at the same time.

Victims report that the assailants will not hesitate to use any means at their disposal to keep you distracted while they rob you, and have reported getting some absolutely spectacular head during the attacks.

The gang has been seen operating at the following establishments; avoid them at all costs!

[a list of local joints follows, several of them annotated by various members of the public with suggestions on how much coin to bring to ensure you get the thieves' attention, as well as what days they commonly operate on.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWlhMekUZRs

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