#physicshumor — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #physicshumor, aggregated by home.social.
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@Bubbleverse
“Nature respects thresholds,” you say. But I prefer to look at the light through the cracks of reality with the curiosity of a child. 🌌✨Where your model sees a "failed" warning light, I see the emergence of the holographic bulk. If space-time is born from entanglement, then those singularities aren't dead ends—they are the windows to the fundamental. ⚛️👁️
#TheoreticalPhysics #AdSCFT #QuantumGravity #Singularity #PhysicsHumor #PlanckScale #QuantumMechanics #BelleII #Holography
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@Bubbleverse If you don’t believe in infinity ♾ stop calculating Pi decimals. We’re already at 314 trillion digits!🤯🥧
Yet, 62 decimals are enough to calculate your entire bubble with Planck precision—exactly where singularities emerge 🌀If materialized, they’d be as infinite as an electron’s probability cloud. 🌌⚛️✨💻♾
#TheoreticalPhysics #AdSCFT #QuantumGravity #Singularity #PhysicsHumor #PlanckScale #QuantumMechanics #MathPhys #LoopQuantumGravity #Phisics #AcademicMastodon -
🎓📚 Behold, the literary masterpiece that is 950 pages of inaccessible Feynman notes! A tour de force in the art of saying absolutely nothing, brought to you by ModSecurity's finest. If you thought physics was hard, try understanding this error message! 🚫✨
https://thehugheslectures.info/the-lectures/ #FeynmanNotes #InaccessibleLiterature #ModSecurity #PhysicsHumor #ErrorMessages #HackerNews #ngated -
🎓📚 Behold, the literary masterpiece that is 950 pages of inaccessible Feynman notes! A tour de force in the art of saying absolutely nothing, brought to you by ModSecurity's finest. If you thought physics was hard, try understanding this error message! 🚫✨
https://thehugheslectures.info/the-lectures/ #FeynmanNotes #InaccessibleLiterature #ModSecurity #PhysicsHumor #ErrorMessages #HackerNews #ngated -
🎓📚 Behold, the literary masterpiece that is 950 pages of inaccessible Feynman notes! A tour de force in the art of saying absolutely nothing, brought to you by ModSecurity's finest. If you thought physics was hard, try understanding this error message! 🚫✨
https://thehugheslectures.info/the-lectures/ #FeynmanNotes #InaccessibleLiterature #ModSecurity #PhysicsHumor #ErrorMessages #HackerNews #ngated -
🎓📚 Behold, the literary masterpiece that is 950 pages of inaccessible Feynman notes! A tour de force in the art of saying absolutely nothing, brought to you by ModSecurity's finest. If you thought physics was hard, try understanding this error message! 🚫✨
https://thehugheslectures.info/the-lectures/ #FeynmanNotes #InaccessibleLiterature #ModSecurity #PhysicsHumor #ErrorMessages #HackerNews #ngated -
🧶🔬 String Theory: the never-ending yarn spun by physicists who love talking but hate tangible results. Brian Greene and Edward Witten's latest yawn-fest is a rerun of their 20-year-old conversation 🤦♂️. Spoiler: Witten is still "disturbed" by the universe's refusal to fit his equations. #PhysicsComedy #StillNotProven 🎢
https://www.math.columbia.edu/~woit/wordpress/?p=15401 #StringTheory #PhysicsHumor #BrianGreene #EdwardWitten #ScienceDebate #HackerNews #ngated -
🧶🔬 String Theory: the never-ending yarn spun by physicists who love talking but hate tangible results. Brian Greene and Edward Witten's latest yawn-fest is a rerun of their 20-year-old conversation 🤦♂️. Spoiler: Witten is still "disturbed" by the universe's refusal to fit his equations. #PhysicsComedy #StillNotProven 🎢
https://www.math.columbia.edu/~woit/wordpress/?p=15401 #StringTheory #PhysicsHumor #BrianGreene #EdwardWitten #ScienceDebate #HackerNews #ngated -
🧶🔬 String Theory: the never-ending yarn spun by physicists who love talking but hate tangible results. Brian Greene and Edward Witten's latest yawn-fest is a rerun of their 20-year-old conversation 🤦♂️. Spoiler: Witten is still "disturbed" by the universe's refusal to fit his equations. #PhysicsComedy #StillNotProven 🎢
https://www.math.columbia.edu/~woit/wordpress/?p=15401 #StringTheory #PhysicsHumor #BrianGreene #EdwardWitten #ScienceDebate #HackerNews #ngated -
🧶🔬 String Theory: the never-ending yarn spun by physicists who love talking but hate tangible results. Brian Greene and Edward Witten's latest yawn-fest is a rerun of their 20-year-old conversation 🤦♂️. Spoiler: Witten is still "disturbed" by the universe's refusal to fit his equations. #PhysicsComedy #StillNotProven 🎢
https://www.math.columbia.edu/~woit/wordpress/?p=15401 #StringTheory #PhysicsHumor #BrianGreene #EdwardWitten #ScienceDebate #HackerNews #ngated -
🚗💥 The Expanding Car: A Tragedy in Tonnes
Once cars were polite: they fit in spaces, whispered fuel economy, and didn’t need prayers to park. Then… the battery boxes arrived. 📦⚡
At first, small. Then bigger. Then… massive. Cars grew taller, wider, heavier — all to carry the box. Weight remembers everything. Physics squints. Efficiency disappears. 🏋️♂️💨
Now: bigger motors, bigger brakes, bigger wheels, squinted headlights. Cars are assertive: “I am large because I am sustainable.” Meanwhile, the hatchback from ’98 smirks silently, 50mpg and proud.
🐾☕ Marvin approves, if it fits the driveway.
#EVProblems #BatteryLife #CarHumor #MarvinSays #VehicleEvolution #PhysicsHumor #ElectricCars #CarLife #AutoSatire -
🚗💥 The Expanding Car: A Tragedy in Tonnes
Once cars were polite: they fit in spaces, whispered fuel economy, and didn’t need prayers to park. Then… the battery boxes arrived. 📦⚡
At first, small. Then bigger. Then… massive. Cars grew taller, wider, heavier — all to carry the box. Weight remembers everything. Physics squints. Efficiency disappears. 🏋️♂️💨
Now: bigger motors, bigger brakes, bigger wheels, squinted headlights. Cars are assertive: “I am large because I am sustainable.” Meanwhile, the hatchback from ’98 smirks silently, 50mpg and proud.
🐾☕ Marvin approves, if it fits the driveway.
#EVProblems #BatteryLife #CarHumor #MarvinSays #VehicleEvolution #PhysicsHumor #ElectricCars #CarLife #AutoSatire -
🚗💥 The Expanding Car: A Tragedy in Tonnes
Once cars were polite: they fit in spaces, whispered fuel economy, and didn’t need prayers to park. Then… the battery boxes arrived. 📦⚡
At first, small. Then bigger. Then… massive. Cars grew taller, wider, heavier — all to carry the box. Weight remembers everything. Physics squints. Efficiency disappears. 🏋️♂️💨
Now: bigger motors, bigger brakes, bigger wheels, squinted headlights. Cars are assertive: “I am large because I am sustainable.” Meanwhile, the hatchback from ’98 smirks silently, 50mpg and proud.
🐾☕ Marvin approves, if it fits the driveway.
#EVProblems #BatteryLife #CarHumor #MarvinSays #VehicleEvolution #PhysicsHumor #ElectricCars #CarLife #AutoSatire -
🚗💥 The Expanding Car: A Tragedy in Tonnes
Once cars were polite: they fit in spaces, whispered fuel economy, and didn’t need prayers to park. Then… the battery boxes arrived. 📦⚡
At first, small. Then bigger. Then… massive. Cars grew taller, wider, heavier — all to carry the box. Weight remembers everything. Physics squints. Efficiency disappears. 🏋️♂️💨
Now: bigger motors, bigger brakes, bigger wheels, squinted headlights. Cars are assertive: “I am large because I am sustainable.” Meanwhile, the hatchback from ’98 smirks silently, 50mpg and proud.
🐾☕ Marvin approves, if it fits the driveway.
#EVProblems #BatteryLife #CarHumor #MarvinSays #VehicleEvolution #PhysicsHumor #ElectricCars #CarLife #AutoSatire -
🚗💥 The Expanding Car: A Tragedy in Tonnes
Once cars were polite: they fit in spaces, whispered fuel economy, and didn’t need prayers to park. Then… the battery boxes arrived. 📦⚡
At first, small. Then bigger. Then… massive. Cars grew taller, wider, heavier — all to carry the box. Weight remembers everything. Physics squints. Efficiency disappears. 🏋️♂️💨
Now: bigger motors, bigger brakes, bigger wheels, squinted headlights. Cars are assertive: “I am large because I am sustainable.” Meanwhile, the hatchback from ’98 smirks silently, 50mpg and proud.
🐾☕ Marvin approves, if it fits the driveway.
#EVProblems #BatteryLife #CarHumor #MarvinSays #VehicleEvolution #PhysicsHumor #ElectricCars #CarLife #AutoSatire -
🎭 Oh, look! Another "History of Maths" guide that promises to unlock the mysteries of the universe for beginners, but instead delivers a labyrinth of Renaissance gibberish and Christmas trilogies. 🤯 Surely, we'll all be mathematicians after this dizzying tale of "ta physika!" 😂
https://thonyc.wordpress.com/2025/03/13/history-of-maths-for-beginners/ #HistoryOfMaths #RenaissanceGibberish #MathForBeginners #LabyrinthOfLearning #PhysicsHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
🎭 Oh, look! Another "History of Maths" guide that promises to unlock the mysteries of the universe for beginners, but instead delivers a labyrinth of Renaissance gibberish and Christmas trilogies. 🤯 Surely, we'll all be mathematicians after this dizzying tale of "ta physika!" 😂
https://thonyc.wordpress.com/2025/03/13/history-of-maths-for-beginners/ #HistoryOfMaths #RenaissanceGibberish #MathForBeginners #LabyrinthOfLearning #PhysicsHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
🎭 Oh, look! Another "History of Maths" guide that promises to unlock the mysteries of the universe for beginners, but instead delivers a labyrinth of Renaissance gibberish and Christmas trilogies. 🤯 Surely, we'll all be mathematicians after this dizzying tale of "ta physika!" 😂
https://thonyc.wordpress.com/2025/03/13/history-of-maths-for-beginners/ #HistoryOfMaths #RenaissanceGibberish #MathForBeginners #LabyrinthOfLearning #PhysicsHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
🎭 Oh, look! Another "History of Maths" guide that promises to unlock the mysteries of the universe for beginners, but instead delivers a labyrinth of Renaissance gibberish and Christmas trilogies. 🤯 Surely, we'll all be mathematicians after this dizzying tale of "ta physika!" 😂
https://thonyc.wordpress.com/2025/03/13/history-of-maths-for-beginners/ #HistoryOfMaths #RenaissanceGibberish #MathForBeginners #LabyrinthOfLearning #PhysicsHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
@jggimi Delta Dental, Delta Airlines, what's the…difference?
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@jggimi Delta Dental, Delta Airlines, what's the…difference?
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@jggimi Delta Dental, Delta Airlines, what's the…difference?
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@jggimi Delta Dental, Delta Airlines, what's the…difference?
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@jggimi Delta Dental, Delta Airlines, what's the…difference?
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*HINT HINT* 🍫
#ScienceJoke #PhysicsHumor #sciart #ScienceHumor #errantscience -
@Catguy @CakesOfPan Friction reminds me of gravity except sideways. #scienceobviously #gravity #PhysicsHumor I hope 🤞🏼
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@Catguy @CakesOfPan Friction reminds me of gravity except sideways. #scienceobviously #gravity #PhysicsHumor I hope 🤞🏼
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@Catguy @CakesOfPan Friction reminds me of gravity except sideways. #scienceobviously #gravity #PhysicsHumor I hope 🤞🏼
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@Catguy @CakesOfPan Friction reminds me of gravity except sideways. #scienceobviously #gravity #PhysicsHumor I hope 🤞🏼
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@Catguy @CakesOfPan Friction reminds me of gravity except sideways. #scienceobviously #gravity #PhysicsHumor I hope 🤞🏼
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A herd of cattle moving along has kine-tic energy. Thank you and good night! #PhysicsHumor #SorryNotSorry
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A herd of cattle moving along has kine-tic energy. Thank you and good night! #PhysicsHumor #SorryNotSorry
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A herd of cattle moving along has kine-tic energy. Thank you and good night! #PhysicsHumor #SorryNotSorry
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A herd of cattle moving along has kine-tic energy. Thank you and good night! #PhysicsHumor #SorryNotSorry
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A herd of cattle moving along has kine-tic energy. Thank you and good night! #PhysicsHumor #SorryNotSorry
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Little known fake fact: while developing general relativity, Einstein tried and discarded each of lieutenant, major, and colonel relativity. #SorryNotSorry #Physics #PhysicsHumor #Relativity
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Little known fake fact: while developing general relativity, Einstein tried and discarded each of lieutenant, major, and colonel relativity. #SorryNotSorry #Physics #PhysicsHumor #Relativity
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Little known fake fact: while developing general relativity, Einstein tried and discarded each of lieutenant, major, and colonel relativity. #SorryNotSorry #Physics #PhysicsHumor #Relativity
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Little known fake fact: while developing general relativity, Einstein tried and discarded each of lieutenant, major, and colonel relativity. #SorryNotSorry #Physics #PhysicsHumor #Relativity
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Little known fake fact: while developing general relativity, Einstein tried and discarded each of lieutenant, major, and colonel relativity. #SorryNotSorry #Physics #PhysicsHumor #Relativity
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Einstein was real? I thought he was a theoretical physicist …
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Einstein was real? I thought he was a theoretical physicist …
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Einstein was real? I thought he was a theoretical physicist …
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Einstein was real? I thought he was a theoretical physicist …
