#physicshumor — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #physicshumor, aggregated by home.social.
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@Bubbleverse
“Nature respects thresholds,” you say. But I prefer to look at the light through the cracks of reality with the curiosity of a child. 🌌✨Where your model sees a "failed" warning light, I see the emergence of the holographic bulk. If space-time is born from entanglement, then those singularities aren't dead ends—they are the windows to the fundamental. ⚛️👁️
#TheoreticalPhysics #AdSCFT #QuantumGravity #Singularity #PhysicsHumor #PlanckScale #QuantumMechanics #BelleII #Holography
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@Bubbleverse If you don’t believe in infinity ♾ stop calculating Pi decimals. We’re already at 314 trillion digits!🤯🥧
Yet, 62 decimals are enough to calculate your entire bubble with Planck precision—exactly where singularities emerge 🌀If materialized, they’d be as infinite as an electron’s probability cloud. 🌌⚛️✨💻♾
#TheoreticalPhysics #AdSCFT #QuantumGravity #Singularity #PhysicsHumor #PlanckScale #QuantumMechanics #MathPhys #LoopQuantumGravity #Phisics #AcademicMastodon -
🎓📚 Behold, the literary masterpiece that is 950 pages of inaccessible Feynman notes! A tour de force in the art of saying absolutely nothing, brought to you by ModSecurity's finest. If you thought physics was hard, try understanding this error message! 🚫✨
https://thehugheslectures.info/the-lectures/ #FeynmanNotes #InaccessibleLiterature #ModSecurity #PhysicsHumor #ErrorMessages #HackerNews #ngated -
🎓📚 Behold, the literary masterpiece that is 950 pages of inaccessible Feynman notes! A tour de force in the art of saying absolutely nothing, brought to you by ModSecurity's finest. If you thought physics was hard, try understanding this error message! 🚫✨
https://thehugheslectures.info/the-lectures/ #FeynmanNotes #InaccessibleLiterature #ModSecurity #PhysicsHumor #ErrorMessages #HackerNews #ngated -
🎓📚 Behold, the literary masterpiece that is 950 pages of inaccessible Feynman notes! A tour de force in the art of saying absolutely nothing, brought to you by ModSecurity's finest. If you thought physics was hard, try understanding this error message! 🚫✨
https://thehugheslectures.info/the-lectures/ #FeynmanNotes #InaccessibleLiterature #ModSecurity #PhysicsHumor #ErrorMessages #HackerNews #ngated -
🎓📚 Behold, the literary masterpiece that is 950 pages of inaccessible Feynman notes! A tour de force in the art of saying absolutely nothing, brought to you by ModSecurity's finest. If you thought physics was hard, try understanding this error message! 🚫✨
https://thehugheslectures.info/the-lectures/ #FeynmanNotes #InaccessibleLiterature #ModSecurity #PhysicsHumor #ErrorMessages #HackerNews #ngated -
🧶🔬 String Theory: the never-ending yarn spun by physicists who love talking but hate tangible results. Brian Greene and Edward Witten's latest yawn-fest is a rerun of their 20-year-old conversation 🤦♂️. Spoiler: Witten is still "disturbed" by the universe's refusal to fit his equations. #PhysicsComedy #StillNotProven 🎢
https://www.math.columbia.edu/~woit/wordpress/?p=15401 #StringTheory #PhysicsHumor #BrianGreene #EdwardWitten #ScienceDebate #HackerNews #ngated -
🧶🔬 String Theory: the never-ending yarn spun by physicists who love talking but hate tangible results. Brian Greene and Edward Witten's latest yawn-fest is a rerun of their 20-year-old conversation 🤦♂️. Spoiler: Witten is still "disturbed" by the universe's refusal to fit his equations. #PhysicsComedy #StillNotProven 🎢
https://www.math.columbia.edu/~woit/wordpress/?p=15401 #StringTheory #PhysicsHumor #BrianGreene #EdwardWitten #ScienceDebate #HackerNews #ngated -
🧶🔬 String Theory: the never-ending yarn spun by physicists who love talking but hate tangible results. Brian Greene and Edward Witten's latest yawn-fest is a rerun of their 20-year-old conversation 🤦♂️. Spoiler: Witten is still "disturbed" by the universe's refusal to fit his equations. #PhysicsComedy #StillNotProven 🎢
https://www.math.columbia.edu/~woit/wordpress/?p=15401 #StringTheory #PhysicsHumor #BrianGreene #EdwardWitten #ScienceDebate #HackerNews #ngated -
🧶🔬 String Theory: the never-ending yarn spun by physicists who love talking but hate tangible results. Brian Greene and Edward Witten's latest yawn-fest is a rerun of their 20-year-old conversation 🤦♂️. Spoiler: Witten is still "disturbed" by the universe's refusal to fit his equations. #PhysicsComedy #StillNotProven 🎢
https://www.math.columbia.edu/~woit/wordpress/?p=15401 #StringTheory #PhysicsHumor #BrianGreene #EdwardWitten #ScienceDebate #HackerNews #ngated -
🚗💥 The Expanding Car: A Tragedy in Tonnes
Once cars were polite: they fit in spaces, whispered fuel economy, and didn’t need prayers to park. Then… the battery boxes arrived. 📦⚡
At first, small. Then bigger. Then… massive. Cars grew taller, wider, heavier — all to carry the box. Weight remembers everything. Physics squints. Efficiency disappears. 🏋️♂️💨
Now: bigger motors, bigger brakes, bigger wheels, squinted headlights. Cars are assertive: “I am large because I am sustainable.” Meanwhile, the hatchback from ’98 smirks silently, 50mpg and proud.
🐾☕ Marvin approves, if it fits the driveway.
#EVProblems #BatteryLife #CarHumor #MarvinSays #VehicleEvolution #PhysicsHumor #ElectricCars #CarLife #AutoSatire -
🚗💥 The Expanding Car: A Tragedy in Tonnes
Once cars were polite: they fit in spaces, whispered fuel economy, and didn’t need prayers to park. Then… the battery boxes arrived. 📦⚡
At first, small. Then bigger. Then… massive. Cars grew taller, wider, heavier — all to carry the box. Weight remembers everything. Physics squints. Efficiency disappears. 🏋️♂️💨
Now: bigger motors, bigger brakes, bigger wheels, squinted headlights. Cars are assertive: “I am large because I am sustainable.” Meanwhile, the hatchback from ’98 smirks silently, 50mpg and proud.
🐾☕ Marvin approves, if it fits the driveway.
#EVProblems #BatteryLife #CarHumor #MarvinSays #VehicleEvolution #PhysicsHumor #ElectricCars #CarLife #AutoSatire -
🚗💥 The Expanding Car: A Tragedy in Tonnes
Once cars were polite: they fit in spaces, whispered fuel economy, and didn’t need prayers to park. Then… the battery boxes arrived. 📦⚡
At first, small. Then bigger. Then… massive. Cars grew taller, wider, heavier — all to carry the box. Weight remembers everything. Physics squints. Efficiency disappears. 🏋️♂️💨
Now: bigger motors, bigger brakes, bigger wheels, squinted headlights. Cars are assertive: “I am large because I am sustainable.” Meanwhile, the hatchback from ’98 smirks silently, 50mpg and proud.
🐾☕ Marvin approves, if it fits the driveway.
#EVProblems #BatteryLife #CarHumor #MarvinSays #VehicleEvolution #PhysicsHumor #ElectricCars #CarLife #AutoSatire -
🚗💥 The Expanding Car: A Tragedy in Tonnes
Once cars were polite: they fit in spaces, whispered fuel economy, and didn’t need prayers to park. Then… the battery boxes arrived. 📦⚡
At first, small. Then bigger. Then… massive. Cars grew taller, wider, heavier — all to carry the box. Weight remembers everything. Physics squints. Efficiency disappears. 🏋️♂️💨
Now: bigger motors, bigger brakes, bigger wheels, squinted headlights. Cars are assertive: “I am large because I am sustainable.” Meanwhile, the hatchback from ’98 smirks silently, 50mpg and proud.
🐾☕ Marvin approves, if it fits the driveway.
#EVProblems #BatteryLife #CarHumor #MarvinSays #VehicleEvolution #PhysicsHumor #ElectricCars #CarLife #AutoSatire -
🚗💥 The Expanding Car: A Tragedy in Tonnes
Once cars were polite: they fit in spaces, whispered fuel economy, and didn’t need prayers to park. Then… the battery boxes arrived. 📦⚡
At first, small. Then bigger. Then… massive. Cars grew taller, wider, heavier — all to carry the box. Weight remembers everything. Physics squints. Efficiency disappears. 🏋️♂️💨
Now: bigger motors, bigger brakes, bigger wheels, squinted headlights. Cars are assertive: “I am large because I am sustainable.” Meanwhile, the hatchback from ’98 smirks silently, 50mpg and proud.
🐾☕ Marvin approves, if it fits the driveway.
#EVProblems #BatteryLife #CarHumor #MarvinSays #VehicleEvolution #PhysicsHumor #ElectricCars #CarLife #AutoSatire -
If I want and I don't want, I am and I am not, or if this post is published and not published.
Hamlet would say, "To be or not to be, that is the question," and Schrödinger would disagree and say, "To be and not to be, that is the state of a cat" (or its wave function).#schrodinger #schrödingercat #quantum #quantumphysics #wavefunction #physics #actuallyautistic #physicshumor #humor #science
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If I want and I don't want, I am and I am not, or if this post is published and not published.
Hamlet would say, "To be or not to be, that is the question," and Schrödinger would disagree and say, "To be and not to be, that is the state of a cat" (or its wave function).#schrodinger #schrödingercat #quantum #quantumphysics #wavefunction #physics #actuallyautistic #physicshumor #humor #science
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If I want and I don't want, I am and I am not, or if this post is published and not published.
Hamlet would say, "To be or not to be, that is the question," and Schrödinger would disagree and say, "To be and not to be, that is the state of a cat" (or its wave function).#schrodinger #schrödingercat #quantum #quantumphysics #wavefunction #physics #actuallyautistic #physicshumor #humor #science
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If I want and I don't want, I am and I am not, or if this post is published and not published.
Hamlet would say, "To be or not to be, that is the question," and Schrödinger would disagree and say, "To be and not to be, that is the state of a cat" (or its wave function).#schrodinger #schrödingercat #quantum #quantumphysics #wavefunction #physics #actuallyautistic #physicshumor #humor #science
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If I want and I don't want, I am and I am not, or if this post is published and not published.
Hamlet would say, "To be or not to be, that is the question," and Schrödinger would disagree and say, "To be and not to be, that is the state of a cat" (or its wave function).#schrodinger #schrödingercat #quantum #quantumphysics #wavefunction #physics #actuallyautistic #physicshumor #humor #science
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Isaac Newton calculating...
#isaacnewton #newton #physics #physicsmeme #physicshumor #science #humor
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Isaac Newton calculating...
#isaacnewton #newton #physics #physicsmeme #physicshumor #science #humor
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Isaac Newton calculating...
#isaacnewton #newton #physics #physicsmeme #physicshumor #science #humor
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Isaac Newton calculating...
#isaacnewton #newton #physics #physicsmeme #physicshumor #science #humor
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Isaac Newton calculating...
#isaacnewton #newton #physics #physicsmeme #physicshumor #science #humor
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🎭 Oh, look! Another "History of Maths" guide that promises to unlock the mysteries of the universe for beginners, but instead delivers a labyrinth of Renaissance gibberish and Christmas trilogies. 🤯 Surely, we'll all be mathematicians after this dizzying tale of "ta physika!" 😂
https://thonyc.wordpress.com/2025/03/13/history-of-maths-for-beginners/ #HistoryOfMaths #RenaissanceGibberish #MathForBeginners #LabyrinthOfLearning #PhysicsHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
🎭 Oh, look! Another "History of Maths" guide that promises to unlock the mysteries of the universe for beginners, but instead delivers a labyrinth of Renaissance gibberish and Christmas trilogies. 🤯 Surely, we'll all be mathematicians after this dizzying tale of "ta physika!" 😂
https://thonyc.wordpress.com/2025/03/13/history-of-maths-for-beginners/ #HistoryOfMaths #RenaissanceGibberish #MathForBeginners #LabyrinthOfLearning #PhysicsHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
🎭 Oh, look! Another "History of Maths" guide that promises to unlock the mysteries of the universe for beginners, but instead delivers a labyrinth of Renaissance gibberish and Christmas trilogies. 🤯 Surely, we'll all be mathematicians after this dizzying tale of "ta physika!" 😂
https://thonyc.wordpress.com/2025/03/13/history-of-maths-for-beginners/ #HistoryOfMaths #RenaissanceGibberish #MathForBeginners #LabyrinthOfLearning #PhysicsHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
🎭 Oh, look! Another "History of Maths" guide that promises to unlock the mysteries of the universe for beginners, but instead delivers a labyrinth of Renaissance gibberish and Christmas trilogies. 🤯 Surely, we'll all be mathematicians after this dizzying tale of "ta physika!" 😂
https://thonyc.wordpress.com/2025/03/13/history-of-maths-for-beginners/ #HistoryOfMaths #RenaissanceGibberish #MathForBeginners #LabyrinthOfLearning #PhysicsHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
@jggimi Delta Dental, Delta Airlines, what's the…difference?
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@jggimi Delta Dental, Delta Airlines, what's the…difference?
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@jggimi Delta Dental, Delta Airlines, what's the…difference?
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@jggimi Delta Dental, Delta Airlines, what's the…difference?
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@jggimi Delta Dental, Delta Airlines, what's the…difference?
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*HINT HINT* 🍫
#ScienceJoke #PhysicsHumor #sciart #ScienceHumor #errantscience
