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  1. "What do plants do when they are sad?
    They photosympathize with one other..."

    *Everyone groans...*

    #jokes
    #sciencejoke
    #science
    #saturdayfunnyfact

  2. Why do wild boar use rock doves to measure deep time?

    Because they're pig-eons.

    #ScienceJoke

  3. Why do wild boar use rock doves to measure deep time?

    Because they're pig-eons.

    #ScienceJoke

  4. #humor #ScienceJoke #funny #QuantumMechanics

    Werner Heisenberg is driving down the street when he is pulled over by a cop. The cop asks "Do you know how fast you were going?" Werner answers "No, but I know exactly where I am!" [rimshot]

  5. #humor #ScienceJoke #funny #QuantumMechanics

    Werner Heisenberg is driving down the street when he is pulled over by a cop. The cop asks "Do you know how fast you were going?" Werner answers "No, but I know exactly where I am!" [rimshot]

  6. I wonder if there are aliens who rent out black holes? They're great for slowly eating up a solar systems and bending time. #ScienceJoke #JustAThought

  7. I wonder if there are aliens who rent out black holes? They're great for slowly eating up a solar systems and bending time. #ScienceJoke #JustAThought

  8. We can't break the laws of physics, general relativity speaking. #Science #ScienceJoke

  9. We can't break the laws of physics, general relativity speaking. #Science #ScienceJoke

  10. @big_louse @bookishbrews This is exactly how black holes work in the universe: Most people do not know how they function, and yet, are drawn towards them and powerless against their pull. Haha #ScienceJoke

  11. @big_louse @bookishbrews This is exactly how black holes work in the universe: Most people do not know how they function, and yet, are drawn towards them and powerless against their pull. Haha #ScienceJoke

  12. Wer wissen will, wo #LuckyLuke gelernt hat, schneller als sein Schatten zu ziehen, sollte vielleicht mal bei unserem Forscher Ernst nachfragen ...

    #Labor #Comic #LabFun #ScienceJoke #FunnyScience #ScienceHumor

  13. Unser 'Forscher Ernst' weiß genau, wie man neue Bachelor-Studenten gleich am ersten Tag nachhaltig beeindruckt …

    — Neuer #Labor-#Comic in unserem Blog: 👉 laborjournal.de/blog/?p=12831

    #LabFun #ScienceJoke #funnyscience #sciencehumor

  14. The murderous radium was sentenced to life, but only served half that, then half of it again, then half again ... #sciencejoke

  15. Sometimes I read posts where a user will write, "That's based." Upon further inspection, I may find that it's the opposite, and the post is acidic. #ScienceJoke #ChemistryJoke