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  1. "What do plants do when they are sad?
    They photosympathize with one other..."

    *Everyone groans...*

    #jokes
    #sciencejoke
    #science
    #saturdayfunnyfact

  2. "What do plants do when they are sad?
    They photosympathize with one other..."

    *Everyone groans...*

    #jokes
    #sciencejoke
    #science
    #saturdayfunnyfact

  3. "What do plants do when they are sad?
    They photosympathize with one other..."

    *Everyone groans...*

    #jokes
    #sciencejoke
    #science
    #saturdayfunnyfact

  4. "What do plants do when they are sad?
    They photosympathize with one other..."

    *Everyone groans...*

    #jokes
    #sciencejoke
    #science
    #saturdayfunnyfact

  5. Why do wild boar use rock doves to measure deep time?

    Because they're pig-eons.

    #ScienceJoke

  6. Why do wild boar use rock doves to measure deep time?

    Because they're pig-eons.

    #ScienceJoke

  7. Why do wild boar use rock doves to measure deep time?

    Because they're pig-eons.

    #ScienceJoke

  8. Why do wild boar use rock doves to measure deep time?

    Because they're pig-eons.

    #ScienceJoke

  9. Why do wild boar use rock doves to measure deep time?

    Because they're pig-eons.

    #ScienceJoke

  10. #humor #ScienceJoke #funny #QuantumMechanics

    Werner Heisenberg is driving down the street when he is pulled over by a cop. The cop asks "Do you know how fast you were going?" Werner answers "No, but I know exactly where I am!" [rimshot]

  11. #humor #ScienceJoke #funny #QuantumMechanics

    Werner Heisenberg is driving down the street when he is pulled over by a cop. The cop asks "Do you know how fast you were going?" Werner answers "No, but I know exactly where I am!" [rimshot]

  12. #humor #ScienceJoke #funny #QuantumMechanics

    Werner Heisenberg is driving down the street when he is pulled over by a cop. The cop asks "Do you know how fast you were going?" Werner answers "No, but I know exactly where I am!" [rimshot]

  13. #humor #ScienceJoke #funny #QuantumMechanics

    Werner Heisenberg is driving down the street when he is pulled over by a cop. The cop asks "Do you know how fast you were going?" Werner answers "No, but I know exactly where I am!" [rimshot]

  14. #humor #ScienceJoke #funny #QuantumMechanics

    Werner Heisenberg is driving down the street when he is pulled over by a cop. The cop asks "Do you know how fast you were going?" Werner answers "No, but I know exactly where I am!" [rimshot]

  15. I wonder if there are aliens who rent out black holes? They're great for slowly eating up a solar systems and bending time. #ScienceJoke #JustAThought

  16. I wonder if there are aliens who rent out black holes? They're great for slowly eating up a solar systems and bending time. #ScienceJoke #JustAThought

  17. I wonder if there are aliens who rent out black holes? They're great for slowly eating up a solar systems and bending time. #ScienceJoke #JustAThought

  18. I wonder if there are aliens who rent out black holes? They're great for slowly eating up a solar systems and bending time. #ScienceJoke #JustAThought

  19. I wonder if there are aliens who rent out black holes? They're great for slowly eating up a solar systems and bending time. #ScienceJoke #JustAThought

  20. We can't break the laws of physics, general relativity speaking. #Science #ScienceJoke

  21. We can't break the laws of physics, general relativity speaking. #Science #ScienceJoke

  22. We can't break the laws of physics, general relativity speaking. #Science #ScienceJoke

  23. We can't break the laws of physics, general relativity speaking. #Science #ScienceJoke

  24. We can't break the laws of physics, general relativity speaking. #Science #ScienceJoke