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  1. "What do plants do when they are sad?
    They photosympathize with one other..."

    *Everyone groans...*

    #jokes
    #sciencejoke
    #science
    #saturdayfunnyfact

  2. Why do wild boar use rock doves to measure deep time?

    Because they're pig-eons.

    #ScienceJoke

  3. #humor #ScienceJoke #funny #QuantumMechanics

    Werner Heisenberg is driving down the street when he is pulled over by a cop. The cop asks "Do you know how fast you were going?" Werner answers "No, but I know exactly where I am!" [rimshot]

  4. I wonder if there are aliens who rent out black holes? They're great for slowly eating up a solar systems and bending time. #ScienceJoke #JustAThought

  5. We can't break the laws of physics, general relativity speaking. #Science #ScienceJoke

  6. It's important to try and not be TOO honest when writing research grant applications.⁠

  7. I'm such as CaSiO3 sometimes 🤭

    (Kudos to anyone who gets this obscure iron production reference.)

    #ScienceJoke

  8. What do you call a benzene ring where the carbon atoms have been replaced with iron atoms?

    A ferris wheel :GeordieHa: 🎡 #ScienceJoke #ChemistryJoke #Joke #Jokes

  9. @big_louse @bookishbrews This is exactly how black holes work in the universe: Most people do not know how they function, and yet, are drawn towards them and powerless against their pull. Haha #ScienceJoke

  10. Wer wissen will, wo #LuckyLuke gelernt hat, schneller als sein Schatten zu ziehen, sollte vielleicht mal bei unserem Forscher Ernst nachfragen ...

    #Labor #Comic #LabFun #ScienceJoke #FunnyScience #ScienceHumor

  11. Wer wissen will, wo #LuckyLuke gelernt hat, schneller als sein Schatten zu ziehen, sollte vielleicht mal bei unserem Forscher Ernst nachfragen ...

    #Labor #Comic #LabFun #ScienceJoke #FunnyScience #ScienceHumor

  12. Wer wissen will, wo #LuckyLuke gelernt hat, schneller als sein Schatten zu ziehen, sollte vielleicht mal bei unserem Forscher Ernst nachfragen ...

    #Labor #Comic #LabFun #ScienceJoke #FunnyScience #ScienceHumor