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“He is not a monster”

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Perplexity ist definitiv ein Tool, das ich heute weitaus häufiger nutze als die Google Suche. Und obwohl Google jetzt mit dieser KI-Integration in den Ergebnissen nachzieht, holt das nicht auf … Aber ich gebe ehrlich zu, als Blogger ist genau das schwierig. Denn wir werden alle lesefaul. Entweder die Zukunft tut meinem Blog noch ordentlich weh oder es gibt eine Lösung, die mir heute noch nicht einfällt. #verfassungsschutz #rechtsextrem #afd #nottheproblembutsignoftheproblem

I heard there was some kind of hazard here but I can’t get a good picture of it, my phone camera just fills with static when I get close

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Smells like sulfur…
Why would anyone add sulfur to deviled eggs?

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Thump the gas gauge again. There’s no way we burned most of a tank in 20 miles!

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This is the fifth time you've run the game.

This is the fifth time it's spent 15 minutes building the shader cache.

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We are at war with Eastasia. We have always been at war with Eastasia

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Not knowing the weather forecast because you can’t watch the news anymore without getting triggered. #NotTheProblemButSignOfTheProblem #HashtagGames

Okay doctor, I’ve done my own research on this. We need to narrow it down to one of two diseases. So, it’s either anthrax or dengue fever.

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Egg burp and loud grumble of the belly

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Smoke smoke smoke that cigarette
Smoke smoke smoke until you smoke yourself to death
Tell St. Peter at the Golden Gate
That you hate to make him wait
But you gotta have another cigarette

Resigning as an MP 3 days after you were elected and your leader was not.

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People congratulate you on your pregnancy. And you are a man.

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Your country has decided to piss off every country in the world at the same time.

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Each child has the same mom but a different daddy

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Cops want to know where you were last Friday around 2am.

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