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  1. Now, if you apply this paradox to #muggles... This results in windows with better insulation that result in an increase of the energy consumption to heat the house, because, as the windows have become more #efficient, people tend to build bigger houses or add a veranda to their house.

    Thus... beware when someone tells you something is good for #efficiency... because in the end, the result might just be the exact opposite.

  2. Now, if you apply this paradox to #muggles... This results in windows with better insulation that result in an increase of the energy consumption to heat the house, because, as the windows have become more #efficient, people tend to build bigger houses or add a veranda to their house.

    Thus... beware when someone tells you something is good for #efficiency... because in the end, the result might just be the exact opposite.

  3. Now, if you apply this paradox to #muggles... This results in windows with better insulation that result in an increase of the energy consumption to heat the house, because, as the windows have become more #efficient, people tend to build bigger houses or add a veranda to their house.

    Thus... beware when someone tells you something is good for #efficiency... because in the end, the result might just be the exact opposite.

  4. Now, if you apply this paradox to #muggles... This results in windows with better insulation that result in an increase of the energy consumption to heat the house, because, as the windows have become more #efficient, people tend to build bigger houses or add a veranda to their house.

    Thus... beware when someone tells you something is good for #efficiency... because in the end, the result might just be the exact opposite.

  5. Now, if you apply this paradox to #muggles... This results in windows with better insulation that result in an increase of the energy consumption to heat the house, because, as the windows have become more #efficient, people tend to build bigger houses or add a veranda to their house.

    Thus... beware when someone tells you something is good for #efficiency... because in the end, the result might just be the exact opposite.

  6. Dear Friends of

    As we may know, the #muggles are on the #witching envy again. :paganverify:

    For example:

    - #Princess Trump of NY becomes officially a Wasp and #God Emperor
    - Putin the shoo sales #gal becomes a glove #puppet
    - The #Holy Land is declared Sith #Central

    What can we do?
    1. Be kind to the unfortunate #lobsters 🦞
    2. #Pray to the Great #COD in the #Sky
    3. #Release the felines, hounds and #Dobies

    In other words, carry on as bestest we can-can. 🎼 Dance to a silent tuning. Laugh and Bee Merry meat. "Bye, buy American Pi, those good olde boys were drinking whiskers and Rile, singing this'll be the day that I dye, this'll be the day ..." 🎶 :blobpride:

    Have a great day everyone [permission granted] [local taxing may apply] [make sure you have filled out the requested forms :mastodon_oops: ]

    :hearthands:

  7. Dear Friends of

    As we may know, the #muggles are on the #witching envy again. :paganverify:

    For example:

    - #Princess Trump of NY becomes officially a Wasp and #God Emperor
    - Putin the shoo sales #gal becomes a glove #puppet
    - The #Holy Land is declared Sith #Central

    What can we do?
    1. Be kind to the unfortunate #lobsters 🦞
    2. #Pray to the Great #COD in the #Sky
    3. #Release the felines, hounds and #Dobies

    In other words, carry on as bestest we can-can. 🎼 Dance to a silent tuning. Laugh and Bee Merry meat. "Bye, buy American Pi, those good olde boys were drinking whiskers and Rile, singing this'll be the day that I dye, this'll be the day ..." 🎶 :blobpride:

    Have a great day everyone [permission granted] [local taxing may apply] [make sure you have filled out the requested forms :mastodon_oops: ]

    :hearthands:

  8. Dear Friends of

    As we may know, the #muggles are on the #witching envy again. :paganverify:

    For example:

    - #Princess Trump of NY becomes officially a Wasp and #God Emperor
    - Putin the shoo sales #gal becomes a glove #puppet
    - The #Holy Land is declared Sith #Central

    What can we do?
    1. Be kind to the unfortunate #lobsters 🦞
    2. #Pray to the Great #COD in the #Sky
    3. #Release the felines, hounds and #Dobies

    In other words, carry on as bestest we can-can. 🎼 Dance to a silent tuning. Laugh and Bee Merry meat. "Bye, buy American Pi, those good olde boys were drinking whiskers and Rile, singing this'll be the day that I dye, this'll be the day ..." 🎶 :blobpride:

    Have a great day everyone [permission granted] [local taxing may apply] [make sure you have filled out the requested forms :mastodon_oops: ]

    :hearthands:

  9. I have a new theory about Boots’s car crash of a website.

    I’ve become somewhat obsessed with the boots.com website and its endlessly hilarious bad front end. My theory in my last post was a bad or underskilled manager. A bully or an idiot or both.

    I still think there is some bad management shite going down at boots.com but I have started to wonder if the fault might not be further upon the chain […]

    #badCode #bigCompanyFails #Boots #codeSmell #errors #HCLTechnologies #IBM #managers #muggles #WebSphereCommerce #wizards #CodingAndDevelopment

  10. I have a new theory about Boots’s car crash of a website.

    I’ve become somewhat obsessed with the boots.com website and its endlessly hilarious bad front end. My theory in my last post was a bad or underskilled manager. A bully or an idiot or both.

    I still think there is some bad management shite going down at boots.com but I have started to wonder if the fault might not be further upon the chain […]

    #badCode #bigCompanyFails #Boots #codeSmell #errors #HCLTechnologies #IBM #managers #muggles #WebSphereCommerce #wizards #CodingAndDevelopment

  11. I have a new theory about Boots’s car crash of a website.

    I’ve become somewhat obsessed with the boots.com website and its endlessly hilarious bad front end. My theory in my last post was a bad or underskilled manager. A bully or an idiot or both.

    I still think there is some bad management shite going down at boots.com but I have started to wonder if the fault might not be further upon the chain […]

    #badCode #bigCompanyFails #Boots #codeSmell #errors #HCLTechnologies #IBM #managers #muggles #WebSphereCommerce #wizards #CodingAndDevelopment

  12. I have a new theory about Boots’s car crash of a website.

    I’ve become somewhat obsessed with the boots.com website and its endlessly hilarious bad front end. My theory in my last post was a bad or underskilled manager. A bully or an idiot or both.

    I still think there is some bad management shite going down at boots.com but I have started to wonder if the fault might not be further upon the chain […]

    #badCode #bigCompanyFails #Boots #codeSmell #errors #HCLTechnologies #IBM #managers #muggles #WebSphereCommerce #wizards #CodingAndDevelopment

  13. Dear Friends of the other side, ☯️

    As we may know traffic wardens/cops are human #beings. #Strange but #true. Yesterday I came across one of these lost #souls. They are employed by Wandsworth council. Yes it really is named Wands … but that is another story. Ahem …
    back to the traffic warden who was issuing a violation ticket to a petrol death dealer (or ‘Kar’ as I believe #muggles call them). The offending kar was #parked on double yellow line on a busy #corner. I #congratulated the traffic warden and pointed out the vehicle also had one #wheel on the pavement/sidewalk. Also naughty. I think his work was appreciated and made him happy. On previous occasions I have suggested to traffic wardens:

    • They should be issued with tasers
    • One of my muggle siblings was driving a red SUV #hybrid and should be penalised if caught …

    I have other #potential #powers for traffic wardens

    • The option to remove #air from tires whilst the tow truck removal for multiple offenders, arrives.
    • Confiscated ‘Gas guzzlers’ (preferably from political car pools) given to each refugee going to Rwanda …
    • All removed vehicles #replaced with a #Street #bike to reach the fine paying depot with a #route #map

    Hope this #advice is #helpful :byebrows:

  14. Dear Friends of the other side, ☯️

    As we may know traffic wardens/cops are human #beings. #Strange but #true. Yesterday I came across one of these lost #souls. They are employed by Wandsworth council. Yes it really is named Wands … but that is another story. Ahem …
    back to the traffic warden who was issuing a violation ticket to a petrol death dealer (or ‘Kar’ as I believe #muggles call them). The offending kar was #parked on double yellow line on a busy #corner. I #congratulated the traffic warden and pointed out the vehicle also had one #wheel on the pavement/sidewalk. Also naughty. I think his work was appreciated and made him happy. On previous occasions I have suggested to traffic wardens:

    • They should be issued with tasers
    • One of my muggle siblings was driving a red SUV #hybrid and should be penalised if caught …

    I have other #potential #powers for traffic wardens

    • The option to remove #air from tires whilst the tow truck removal for multiple offenders, arrives.
    • Confiscated ‘Gas guzzlers’ (preferably from political car pools) given to each refugee going to Rwanda …
    • All removed vehicles #replaced with a #Street #bike to reach the fine paying depot with a #route #map

    Hope this #advice is #helpful :byebrows:

  15. Can we get a hashtag or a server or some other niche on here for us nontechies so we can find each other?

    #Normies
    #Muggles

  16. Can we get a hashtag or a server or some other niche on here for us nontechies so we can find each other?

    #Normies
    #Muggles

  17. Can we get a hashtag or a server or some other niche on here for us nontechies so we can find each other?

    #Normies
    #Muggles

  18. Can we get a hashtag or a server or some other niche on here for us nontechies so we can find each other?

    #Normies
    #Muggles

  19. Can we get a hashtag or a server or some other niche on here for us nontechies so we can find each other?

    #Normies
    #Muggles

  20. Dear friends of the #pixies,

    They seem, them there
    #fairy folk, to have made off with one of my muggle #linux lip tops. #Witch is like a laptop that speaks through #penguin power. Hopefully they will sprinkle it with #Magick dust.

    Wot?

    You don't believe
    #muggles and atheist #wonder creatures can co-nonexist? Pah! We Gandelves and Mx lobsters are no strangers to #impossible realms. #Dimensions in cupboards and Womble hoards.

    🐲Here be Dagons🐉

  21. Dear friends of the #pixies,

    They seem, them there
    #fairy folk, to have made off with one of my muggle #linux lip tops. #Witch is like a laptop that speaks through #penguin power. Hopefully they will sprinkle it with #Magick dust.

    Wot?

    You don't believe
    #muggles and atheist #wonder creatures can co-nonexist? Pah! We Gandelves and Mx lobsters are no strangers to #impossible realms. #Dimensions in cupboards and Womble hoards.

    🐲Here be Dagons🐉

  22. Dear friends of the #pixies,

    They seem, them there
    #fairy folk, to have made off with one of my muggle #linux lip tops. #Witch is like a laptop that speaks through #penguin power. Hopefully they will sprinkle it with #Magick dust.

    Wot?

    You don't believe
    #muggles and atheist #wonder creatures can co-nonexist? Pah! We Gandelves and Mx lobsters are no strangers to #impossible realms. #Dimensions in cupboards and Womble hoards.

    🐲Here be Dagons🐉

  23. Dear friends of the #pixies,

    They seem, them there
    #fairy folk, to have made off with one of my muggle #linux lip tops. #Witch is like a laptop that speaks through #penguin power. Hopefully they will sprinkle it with #Magick dust.

    Wot?

    You don't believe
    #muggles and atheist #wonder creatures can co-nonexist? Pah! We Gandelves and Mx lobsters are no strangers to #impossible realms. #Dimensions in cupboards and Womble hoards.

    🐲Here be Dagons🐉

  24. @jentaub Let's hope our favorite #Transfiguration teacher won't get drug down with him! Nice to know she is okay with #muggles but she could have better taste.

  25. @jentaub Let's hope our favorite #Transfiguration teacher won't get drug down with him! Nice to know she is okay with #muggles but she could have better taste.

  26. @jentaub Let's hope our favorite #Transfiguration teacher won't get drug down with him! Nice to know she is okay with #muggles but she could have better taste.

  27. @jentaub Let's hope our favorite #Transfiguration teacher won't get drug down with him! Nice to know she is okay with #muggles but she could have better taste.

  28. Had a very #HarryPotter moment trying to find the link rail station which was supposed to be right there according to the map but the building just appeared abandoned and inaccessible to #muggles.

    Thanks for a great conference #AAS241! My heart has already gotten ahead of me back to the kiddos.