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  1. Dear Friends of the other side, ☯️

    As we may know traffic wardens/cops are human #beings. #Strange but #true. Yesterday I came across one of these lost #souls. They are employed by Wandsworth council. Yes it really is named Wands … but that is another story. Ahem …
    back to the traffic warden who was issuing a violation ticket to a petrol death dealer (or ‘Kar’ as I believe #muggles call them). The offending kar was #parked on double yellow line on a busy #corner. I #congratulated the traffic warden and pointed out the vehicle also had one #wheel on the pavement/sidewalk. Also naughty. I think his work was appreciated and made him happy. On previous occasions I have suggested to traffic wardens:

    • They should be issued with tasers
    • One of my muggle siblings was driving a red SUV #hybrid and should be penalised if caught …

    I have other #potential #powers for traffic wardens

    • The option to remove #air from tires whilst the tow truck removal for multiple offenders, arrives.
    • Confiscated ‘Gas guzzlers’ (preferably from political car pools) given to each refugee going to Rwanda …
    • All removed vehicles #replaced with a #Street #bike to reach the fine paying depot with a #route #map

    Hope this #advice is #helpful :byebrows:

  2. Dear Friends of the other side, ☯️

    As we may know traffic wardens/cops are human #beings. #Strange but #true. Yesterday I came across one of these lost #souls. They are employed by Wandsworth council. Yes it really is named Wands … but that is another story. Ahem …
    back to the traffic warden who was issuing a violation ticket to a petrol death dealer (or ‘Kar’ as I believe #muggles call them). The offending kar was #parked on double yellow line on a busy #corner. I #congratulated the traffic warden and pointed out the vehicle also had one #wheel on the pavement/sidewalk. Also naughty. I think his work was appreciated and made him happy. On previous occasions I have suggested to traffic wardens:

    • They should be issued with tasers
    • One of my muggle siblings was driving a red SUV #hybrid and should be penalised if caught …

    I have other #potential #powers for traffic wardens

    • The option to remove #air from tires whilst the tow truck removal for multiple offenders, arrives.
    • Confiscated ‘Gas guzzlers’ (preferably from political car pools) given to each refugee going to Rwanda …
    • All removed vehicles #replaced with a #Street #bike to reach the fine paying depot with a #route #map

    Hope this #advice is #helpful :byebrows: