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@jacklaridian

And has Musetta Vander, too.

Definitely gonna watch this!

I see Tubi Mexico doesn't have the "plain" Oblivion... but maybe even better, it has the William Shatner-hosted Fright Night version!

https://tubitv.com/es-mx/movies/570831/william-shatner-s-full-moon-fright-night-oblivion

#MastodonBadMovieClub #MBMC #Movies #FullMoonFeatures #ActionSciFi #90sMovies #BMovieBonanza #AndrewDivoff #GeorgeTakei @georgetakei #WilliamShatner

I watched Bring Her to Me for the Mastodon Bad Movie Club, and if the only bad movie is a boring movie, then this isn’t bad at all. I didn’t know there was such a niche. It’s only an hour long and has four actors and locations. They definitely know how to work with their budget.

#MastodonBadMovieClub #MBMC #BringHerToMe #CineMastodon

Let’s start the new cinematic year with Trancers. I was expecting a lousy rip-off of everything popular in the mid-80s, but I got a genuinely entertaining time travel detective zombie B-movie with a charismatic lead, good humor, lovely effects, and filmmakers who knew where to spend the budget effectively. Also, the name of the protagonist, Jack Deth, was mentioned in every scene. The action is a little tame and could have been bloodier.

#MBMC #MastodonBadMovieClub #Trancers #CineMastodon

#mbmc #movies #bmc

but not really #mbmc

i can only agree with the chronicle ♣️♣️♣️ hilariously funny.
and a true story.

naked gun meets... idk? JAG?

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0144550/mediaviewer/rm2802817280

'DEAD DON'T DIE IN DALLAS'
A miracle pill intended to save the world causes unforeseen side-effects forcing the surviving gays and bible thumpers in a small Texas town to join forces or fall prey to the flesh craving mutants.

Definitely one for the #MBMC 😎

#FilmMastodon #Films #CineMastodon #Movies #HorrorFam #Horror #ScarySeason #SpookySeason

I watched ‘WAITRESS!’ for the #MBMC and I think it’s less a movie and more of a series of set pieces that set up dumb jokes, one-liners and visual gags. Like bad SNL with ADD. The main plot centers around a restaurant and the waitresses that work there, but it’s all over the place. One waitress is a spoiled rich kid, one’s an aspiring actress, blah blah blah. There isn’t really anything new or even funny about this movie, which made it (yawn) boring as fuck. I always say the only BAD movie is a boring movie and that’s exactly what this was. 🤮

#MastodonBadMovieClub #Movies #TromaFilms

'PORNO' (2019)
(free on #tubi)

"When five teen employees at the local movie theater in a small Christian town discover a mysterious old film hidden in its basement, they unleash an alluring succubus who gives them a sex education...written in blood." 🍿

#FilmMastodon #Films #CineMastodon #Movies #HorrorFam #Horror #ScarySeason #SpookySeason #MBMC

Tonight's BAD movie is gonna make you want to forgo going out to eat for awhile. #MBMC 🤮

'A movie so crazy you will shit your pants'

Way ahead of you. 😎

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'BLOODY BLOODY BIBLE CAMP' (free on tubi). 'Heaven is for everyone... except you." 😅

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I watched ‘TALES FROM THE CRAPPER’ for the #MBMC and while the main story of this portmanteau film was chock full of awesome cameos from everyone from James Gunn, to Eli Roth to Ron Jeremy and the South Park guys, I’ll just say that some stories were better than others. The first story had a homeless guy murdered by his own dismembered ejaculating erection and it all went downhill from there. One very funny aspect of this film was ‘Boner-Vision’ which would flash boobs on the screen if the story goes too long without them. I guess to keep you hard if you’re masturbating, or whatever. Yeah, real high brow stuff here. 😅

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Tonight's BAD movie is a real CRAPPER!! Don't take my word for it. Take it from the Crap-Keeper himself. #MBMC 🤮

I watched ‘THEY CALL ME MACHO WOMAN!’ for the #MBMC and I’d say the majority of this movie is her running through the forest being chased by assholes. She has a couple of cool moments, one where she jams a branch into a guy’s ear, but she mostly just the damsel in distress with no one to save her for most of the film. Lucky for her, she’s up against the dumbest criminals in a movie. They try to rape her, she kills them and runs away, then more come and find the body that was clearly trying to rape her and what do they do? If one of them finds her, they try to rape her again. She swings wildly back and forth from totally helpless to a badass and that lack of consistency provides the most laughs. By the end of the movie, she's fuckin' RAMBO. Overall, it’s just one of those movies that is mostly stupid with a few good moments.

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Tonight's 'BAD' movie is quite AXE-citing. #MBMC 😎

If you missed the trailer for 'CRACKCOON' what are you even doing with your life? Yes, this is a killer raccoon on crack. What else would it be? 🦝

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65aK-xTDEtA

#MBMC #BadMovies #HorrorFam #Horror #FilmMastodon #Cinemastodon #Movies

WELCOME to BAD MOVIE CLUB!!

Anyone can join the Bad Movie Club. Just watch one of this month’s THREE films in your own time and use the hashtag #MastodonBadMovieClub (or #MBMC), so everyone who follows the tags can see your thoughts on these 'masterpieces.' Expand this post to see this month’s selections.

The word ‘BAD’ is subjective, but remember the only BAD movie is a BORING movie and I wanna see the WORST! You can rest assured, these movies are NOT boring.

You know me!! This is just a new instance, so I figured I need a new #introduction.

I'm Jack and I love movies. I love good movies and I love BAD movies. This is why I started the #MastodonBadMovieClub (or #MBMC), to celebrate the best of the WORST. Currently, I'm trying to get through all the #TROMA movies. 🤮

I also follow a lot of casting and movie news and I'm pretty knowledgeable about the film-making industry (I got family in the biz).

I try to keep it positive because life is too short to bitch and moan about stuff you don't like. Nobody wants to hear it anyway. I give short reviews sometimes, but if I thought a movie was boring, I just won't post about it here.

Oh hey, look at that. I have more characters here.

Let's see... what do I want to say?

I guess just expect longer explanations of the bullshit I watch. 😅

I just managed to watch #SurfNazisMustDie before the end of the month, which wasn’t actually on my schedule, but entering @jacklaridian‘s #MastodonBadMovieClub was too appealing. I found the movie tamer than the title suggests. Long exposition, but things really heat up at the end. Could have used more Mama Washington. — #CineMastodon #FilmMastodon #80BMovieChallenge #MBMC

Saw #InAViolentNature the other night. The acting was so so but the kills were grade A quality. Probably a little too good to make the cut for #MBMC of @jacklaridian 😀😀
Highly recommended if you want to see original kills. Don’t be too hard on the actors though.

You Can’t Stop the Music (1980): A movie that tried to cash in the popularity of the Village People by being campy and fun and failing so, so miserably.

#MBMC

@jacklaridian Aptly put. #MBMC

Time for some Saturday Sidaris for #MastodonBadMovieClub! I’ll not that I really need a reason to watch what might be my favorite movie. I hope Dona and Taryn make it through their adventure ok. #MBMC

Now watching #Alienator for this month’s #MBMC! Jan Michael Vincent looks like he wants to be anywhere else besides making this movie. 😂

#BrinkeStevens #MichelleBauer #KelliMaroney #LinneaQuigley #MBMC https://boxd.it/4iMHaj

#Grindhouse #MBMC #LinneaQuigley https://boxd.it/4ivztj

#LinneaQuigley #BrinkeStevens #MichelleBauer #MBMC https://boxd.it/1mE9dp

#Godzilla #MBMC https://boxd.it/PBrZt