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  1. T.L. Maxwell's (t)

    One of the finest restaurants in Bakersfield, California. Well, that's what their website claims, and, actually it is very good. It is located in one of the oldest buildings in town, the Haberfeld Building, on the 17th Place entrance which is pretty much an alley with a lot of character.

    Bakersfield, California 2014
    #TL_Maxwells #Hogwash_Book_Nine #restaurant #Bakersfield #California #Kern_County #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/2ryynX6

  2. T.L. Maxwell's (t)

    One of the finest restaurants in Bakersfield, California. Well, that's what their website claims, and, actually it is very good. It is located in one of the oldest buildings in town, the Haberfeld Building, on the 17th Place entrance which is pretty much an alley with a lot of character.

    Bakersfield, California 2014
    #TL_Maxwells #Hogwash_Book_Nine #restaurant #Bakersfield #California #Kern_County #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/2ryynX6

  3. The Summit (t)

    For a number of years, it was very popular among the aphids to scale these river birch branches. Once they reached the top, the birds would pick them off. I never thought about aphids being intelligent, but, they eventually realized climbing to the top wasn't always the best thing to do.

    Bakersfield, California 2014
    #The_Summit #Hogwash_Book_Nine #tree #Bakersfield #California #Kern_County #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/22a5ZJN

  4. The Summit (t)

    For a number of years, it was very popular among the aphids to scale these river birch branches. Once they reached the top, the birds would pick them off. I never thought about aphids being intelligent, but, they eventually realized climbing to the top wasn't always the best thing to do.

    Bakersfield, California 2014
    #The_Summit #Hogwash_Book_Nine #tree #Bakersfield #California #Kern_County #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/22a5ZJN

  5. I've Had My Milk, Now What? (t)

    Woody the cat was telling me about getting his paws wet from this morning's rain. He wasn't very happy about it and really thought he should have a second serving of milk.

    Bakersfield, California 2014
    #Ive_Had_My_Milk_Now_What #Hogwash_Book_Nine #cat #Bakersfield #California #Kern_County #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/22a14po

  6. I've Had My Milk, Now What? (t)

    Woody the cat was telling me about getting his paws wet from this morning's rain. He wasn't very happy about it and really thought he should have a second serving of milk.

    Bakersfield, California 2014
    #Ive_Had_My_Milk_Now_What #Hogwash_Book_Nine #cat #Bakersfield #California #Kern_County #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/22a14po

  7. Summit (t)

    Antimony loves this time of year. It's when his backyard is full of tall plants. It doesn't happen every year, but, when it does, Antimony climbs them all continuously day and night. Ants like that!

    Breckenridge Road, Kern County, California 2016
    #Summit #Hogwash_Book_Eight #thistle #Breckenridge_Road #Kern_County #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/2rGC4j8

  8. Summit (t)

    Antimony loves this time of year. It's when his backyard is full of tall plants. It doesn't happen every year, but, when it does, Antimony climbs them all continuously day and night. Ants like that!

    Breckenridge Road, Kern County, California 2016
    #Summit #Hogwash_Book_Eight #thistle #Breckenridge_Road #Kern_County #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/2rGC4j8

  9. Alone (t)

    Jerome was kind of standoffish. He felt all the support he required he already had. He didn't need to mingle with other structures. As years passed, Jerome grew sad and unfulfilled until he realized it was because he had no contact with other structures. Jerome joined a tower support group and got a good line on himself.

    Kern River Canyon, Kern County, California 2014
    #Alone #Hogwash_Book_Eight #Kern_River_Canyon #Kern_County #California #photography
    flic.kr/p/2ry1D5S

  10. Alone (t)

    Jerome was kind of standoffish. He felt all the support he required he already had. He didn't need to mingle with other structures. As years passed, Jerome grew sad and unfulfilled until he realized it was because he had no contact with other structures. Jerome joined a tower support group and got a good line on himself.

    Kern River Canyon, Kern County, California 2014
    #Alone #Hogwash_Book_Eight #Kern_River_Canyon #Kern_County #California #photography
    flic.kr/p/2ry1D5S

  11. Fellowship (t)

    Glóin the Dwarf finally found a place he could stay out of the limelight generated by that bastard, Tolkien, and further popularized by Peter Jackson's movies. What a pain in the butt. Everyone always asking, "Do you know Frodo? What's Gandalf really like? How hot was Smaug?"

    Kern River Canyon, Kern County, California 2014
    #Fellowship #Hogwash_Book_Eight #Kern_River_Canyon #Kern_County #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/2rxWd2j

  12. Fellowship (t)

    Glóin the Dwarf finally found a place he could stay out of the limelight generated by that bastard, Tolkien, and further popularized by Peter Jackson's movies. What a pain in the butt. Everyone always asking, "Do you know Frodo? What's Gandalf really like? How hot was Smaug?"

    Kern River Canyon, Kern County, California 2014
    #Fellowship #Hogwash_Book_Eight #Kern_River_Canyon #Kern_County #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/2rxWd2j

  13. Dribble (t)

    It was pretty apparent to Scott that the kayak he had lugged the last mile wasn't going to be much use today. So much for the Class V rapids touted by the local tourism board.

    Kern River, Kern County, California 2014
    #Dribble #Hogwash_Book_Eight #Kern_River #Kern_County #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/2ry1CLF

  14. Dribble (t)

    It was pretty apparent to Scott that the kayak he had lugged the last mile wasn't going to be much use today. So much for the Class V rapids touted by the local tourism board.

    Kern River, Kern County, California 2014
    #Dribble #Hogwash_Book_Eight #Kern_River #Kern_County #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/2ry1CLF

  15. Hot Dog (t)

    Corky Jones recorded a rockabilly tune called "Hot Dog" for the Pep label in 1956 (maybe). Turns out Corky Jones was a pseudonym for Buck Owens. He didn't want the fact that he'd recorded a rock n' roll tune to hurt his country career. It didn't.

    Bakersfield, California 2014
    #Hot_Dog #Hogwash_Book_Eight #Buck_Owens #Bakersfield #California #Kern_County #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/23c4q7Y

  16. Hot Dog (t)

    Corky Jones recorded a rockabilly tune called "Hot Dog" for the Pep label in 1956 (maybe). Turns out Corky Jones was a pseudonym for Buck Owens. He didn't want the fact that he'd recorded a rock n' roll tune to hurt his country career. It didn't.

    Bakersfield, California 2014
    #Hot_Dog #Hogwash_Book_Eight #Buck_Owens #Bakersfield #California #Kern_County #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/23c4q7Y

  17. Doom (t)

    The Tevis Block (Kern County Land Company) building was only one of a few unreinforced masonry buildings to survive the 1952 earthquake. The building has been reinforced since then.

    Bakersfield, California 2014
    #Doom #Hogwash_Book_Eight #Kern_County_Land_Company #Bakersfield #California #Kern_County #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/2rxxPBv

  18. Doom (t)

    The Tevis Block (Kern County Land Company) building was only one of a few unreinforced masonry buildings to survive the 1952 earthquake. The building has been reinforced since then.

    Bakersfield, California 2014
    #Doom #Hogwash_Book_Eight #Kern_County_Land_Company #Bakersfield #California #Kern_County #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/2rxxPBv

  19. Take-Off (t)

    Chip the Ground Squirrel was getting pretty tired of breaking claws and teeth. Everywhere he dug he ran into concrete or metal. What happened to the dirt?

    Fellows, California 2014
    #Take_Off #Hogwash_Book_Eight #Fellows #California #Kern_County #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/22a1Zqj

  20. Take-Off (t)

    Chip the Ground Squirrel was getting pretty tired of breaking claws and teeth. Everywhere he dug he ran into concrete or metal. What happened to the dirt?

    Fellows, California 2014
    #Take_Off #Hogwash_Book_Eight #Fellows #California #Kern_County #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/22a1Zqj

  21. Take-Off (t)

    Chip the Ground Squirrel was getting pretty tired of breaking claws and teeth. Everywhere he dug he ran into concrete or metal. What happened to the dirt?

    Fellows, California 2014
    #Take_Off #Hogwash_Book_Eight #Fellows #California #Kern_County #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/22a1Zqj

  22. Red (t)

    Somewhere in the City is an annual high stakes poker game. Invitation only. Not always the same players. Generally, City Departments with the least to gain are invited.

    Bakersfield, California 2013
    #Red #Hogwash_Book_Eight #alley #Bakersfield #California #Kern_County #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/JhYQbK

  23. Red (t)

    Somewhere in the City is an annual high stakes poker game. Invitation only. Not always the same players. Generally, City Departments with the least to gain are invited.

    Bakersfield, California 2013
    #Red #Hogwash_Book_Eight #alley #Bakersfield #California #Kern_County #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/JhYQbK

  24. Red (t)

    Somewhere in the City is an annual high stakes poker game. Invitation only. Not always the same players. Generally, City Departments with the least to gain are invited.

    Bakersfield, California 2013
    #Red #Hogwash_Book_Eight #alley #Bakersfield #California #Kern_County #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/JhYQbK

  25. Red (t)

    Somewhere in the City is an annual high stakes poker game. Invitation only. Not always the same players. Generally, City Departments with the least to gain are invited.

    Bakersfield, California 2013
    #Red #Hogwash_Book_Eight #alley #Bakersfield #California #Kern_County #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/JhYQbK

  26. Red (t)

    Somewhere in the City is an annual high stakes poker game. Invitation only. Not always the same players. Generally, City Departments with the least to gain are invited.

    Bakersfield, California 2013
    #Red #Hogwash_Book_Eight #alley #Bakersfield #California #Kern_County #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/JhYQbK

  27. Innocent (t)

    Unison Bovine exclamation: "What? You are accusing us of eating wildflowers? We would never, ever, eat wildflowers!"

    Breckenridge Road, Kern County, California 2016
    #Innocent #Hogwash_Book_Seven #cow #Breckenridge_Road #Kern_County #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/2rGCn4s

  28. Innocent (t)

    Unison Bovine exclamation: "What? You are accusing us of eating wildflowers? We would never, ever, eat wildflowers!"

    Breckenridge Road, Kern County, California 2016
    #Innocent #Hogwash_Book_Seven #cow #Breckenridge_Road #Kern_County #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/2rGCn4s

  29. Innocent (t)

    Unison Bovine exclamation: "What? You are accusing us of eating wildflowers? We would never, ever, eat wildflowers!"

    Breckenridge Road, Kern County, California 2016
    #Innocent #Hogwash_Book_Seven #cow #Breckenridge_Road #Kern_County #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/2rGCn4s

  30. Misconception (t)

    Well, Breeze was really surprised when he realized he had signed up for three years as chief bottle washer at a Zen temple instead of getting a free carwash. At that moment, Breeze decided maybe his investment in the language course, Rosetta Stoned, was a waste of money!

    Sand Canyon, Kern County, California 2013
    #Misconception #Hogwash_Book_Seven #temple #Sand_Canyon #Kern_County #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/23bZ1KW

  31. Misconception (t)

    Well, Breeze was really surprised when he realized he had signed up for three years as chief bottle washer at a Zen temple instead of getting a free carwash. At that moment, Breeze decided maybe his investment in the language course, Rosetta Stoned, was a waste of money!

    Sand Canyon, Kern County, California 2013
    #Misconception #Hogwash_Book_Seven #temple #Sand_Canyon #Kern_County #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/23bZ1KW

  32. The Time Is? (t)

    Clint had an easy job. All he had to do was keep three clocks synchronized. Unfortunately, the clocks were pretty prominent, so, he was always hearing about it when the time didn't jive on all three clocks.

    Bakersfield, California 2013
    #The_Time_Is #Hogwash_Book_Seven #Fox_Theatre #Bakersfield #California #Kern_County #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/2rwY7Ne

  33. The Time Is? (t)

    Clint had an easy job. All he had to do was keep three clocks synchronized. Unfortunately, the clocks were pretty prominent, so, he was always hearing about it when the time didn't jive on all three clocks.

    Bakersfield, California 2013
    #The_Time_Is #Hogwash_Book_Seven #Fox_Theatre #Bakersfield #California #Kern_County #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/2rwY7Ne

  34. Tales Passed Down (t)

    Rafferty didn't understand what the big deal was. The path was solid, mostly straight and pretty smooth. The elders told all the kids not to take the path. Those who did, never returned. Rafferty felt a little vibration and then blackness as the train passed. Another snail tale.

    Bena Road, Kern County, California 2013
    #Tales_Passed_Down #Hogwash_Book_Seven #train_track #Bena_Road #Kern_County #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/F6TAQf

  35. Tales Passed Down (t)

    Rafferty didn't understand what the big deal was. The path was solid, mostly straight and pretty smooth. The elders told all the kids not to take the path. Those who did, never returned. Rafferty felt a little vibration and then blackness as the train passed. Another snail tale.

    Bena Road, Kern County, California 2013
    #Tales_Passed_Down #Hogwash_Book_Seven #train_track #Bena_Road #Kern_County #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/F6TAQf

  36. Tales Passed Down (t)

    Rafferty didn't understand what the big deal was. The path was solid, mostly straight and pretty smooth. The elders told all the kids not to take the path. Those who did, never returned. Rafferty felt a little vibration and then blackness as the train passed. Another snail tale.

    Bena Road, Kern County, California 2013
    #Tales_Passed_Down #Hogwash_Book_Seven #train_track #Bena_Road #Kern_County #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/F6TAQf

  37. Tales Passed Down (t)

    Rafferty didn't understand what the big deal was. The path was solid, mostly straight and pretty smooth. The elders told all the kids not to take the path. Those who did, never returned. Rafferty felt a little vibration and then blackness as the train passed. Another snail tale.

    Bena Road, Kern County, California 2013
    #Tales_Passed_Down #Hogwash_Book_Seven #train_track #Bena_Road #Kern_County #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/F6TAQf

  38. Tales Passed Down (t)

    Rafferty didn't understand what the big deal was. The path was solid, mostly straight and pretty smooth. The elders told all the kids not to take the path. Those who did, never returned. Rafferty felt a little vibration and then blackness as the train passed. Another snail tale.

    Bena Road, Kern County, California 2013
    #Tales_Passed_Down #Hogwash_Book_Seven #train_track #Bena_Road #Kern_County #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/F6TAQf

  39. Zap (t)

    Boris and Natasha sunk all their money into a multiple zip line business. According to surviving riders, it was an electrifying experience.

    Bena Road, Kern County, California 2013
    #Zap #Hogwash_Book_Seven #power_pole #Bena_Road #Kern_County #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/2rwA8rW

  40. Zap (t)

    Boris and Natasha sunk all their money into a multiple zip line business. According to surviving riders, it was an electrifying experience.

    Bena Road, Kern County, California 2013
    #Zap #Hogwash_Book_Seven #power_pole #Bena_Road #Kern_County #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/2rwA8rW

  41. Rivalry

    It's the same old story of sibling rivalry. Squeak and Pip are both interested in the leading role of the play, Silence of the Ewes. They haven't talked to each other in a week. Things were exacerbated when Pip blurted out, "there's no way we had the same Dad!"

    Bakersfield, California 2011
    #Rivaltry #Hogwash_Book_Seven #bird #Bakersfield #California #Kern_County #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/2s743xY

  42. Rivalry

    It's the same old story of sibling rivalry. Squeak and Pip are both interested in the leading role of the play, Silence of the Ewes. They haven't talked to each other in a week. Things were exacerbated when Pip blurted out, "there's no way we had the same Dad!"

    Bakersfield, California 2011
    #Rivaltry #Hogwash_Book_Seven #bird #Bakersfield #California #Kern_County #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/2s743xY

  43. Probing

    Sometimes, it is nice to know the players. Like this sign indicates, a lot of shorebirds have long bills used for probing or picking. Kind of like our governmental representatives.

    Kern National Wildlife Refuse, California 2009
    #Probing #Hogwash_Book_Seven #Kern_National_Wildlife_Refuse #California #Wasco #Kern_County #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/DzrKsp

  44. Probing

    Sometimes, it is nice to know the players. Like this sign indicates, a lot of shorebirds have long bills used for probing or picking. Kind of like our governmental representatives.

    Kern National Wildlife Refuse, California 2009
    #Probing #Hogwash_Book_Seven #Kern_National_Wildlife_Refuse #California #Wasco #Kern_County #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/DzrKsp

  45. Progress

    Terrance is really tired. He can't remember how long he's been flying, but, he knows he's really hungry and thirsty. He thought it wouldn't be any problem flying to the other side of the photo, but, he just doesn't seem to be making any progress. It kind of made him think he was fighting against the government, not air.

    Kern National Wildlife Refuge, California 2009
    #Progress #Kern_National_Wildlife_Refuge #California #Kern_County #Egret #photography
    flic.kr/p/2rvubvT

  46. Progress

    Terrance is really tired. He can't remember how long he's been flying, but, he knows he's really hungry and thirsty. He thought it wouldn't be any problem flying to the other side of the photo, but, he just doesn't seem to be making any progress. It kind of made him think he was fighting against the government, not air.

    Kern National Wildlife Refuge, California 2009
    #Progress #Kern_National_Wildlife_Refuge #California #Kern_County #Egret #photography
    flic.kr/p/2rvubvT

  47. Tanked

    The oldtimer bulls at the Bena Corral like to scare the youngsters by telling them if they don't give them their carrots, they will be sent to the slaughterhouse. The slaughterhouse was really a fertilizer plant that closed down in the 1940s, but, the old boys get a lot of carrots with the story.

    Bena Road, Kern County, California 2007
    #Tanked #Bena_Road #Kern_County #California #photography
    flic.kr/p/2s5HbgY

  48. Tanked

    The oldtimer bulls at the Bena Corral like to scare the youngsters by telling them if they don't give them their carrots, they will be sent to the slaughterhouse. The slaughterhouse was really a fertilizer plant that closed down in the 1940s, but, the old boys get a lot of carrots with the story.

    Bena Road, Kern County, California 2007
    #Tanked #Bena_Road #Kern_County #California #photography
    flic.kr/p/2s5HbgY

  49. Thirds Blow

    Ricco was still recovering from the massive honey bee smothering that took place yesterday. The bees pretty much massaged every part of his body and his vision is a little blurry today.

    Kern County, California 2007
    #Thirds_Blow #Hogwash_Book_Seven #wildflower #Kern_County #California #Bena_Road #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/2217jCC

  50. Thirds Blow

    Ricco was still recovering from the massive honey bee smothering that took place yesterday. The bees pretty much massaged every part of his body and his vision is a little blurry today.

    Kern County, California 2007
    #Thirds_Blow #Hogwash_Book_Seven #wildflower #Kern_County #California #Bena_Road #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/2217jCC

  51. It Will Never Pass (t)

    At first, Naomi thought there was a fire on the horizon. But, it didn't smell like smoke. Then, Naomi realized what it was. The stench of politics!

    Kern County, California 2007
    #It_Will_Never_Pass #Hogwash_Book_Seven #hill #Kern_County #California #Bena_Road #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/2ruJXfD

  52. It Will Never Pass (t)

    At first, Naomi thought there was a fire on the horizon. But, it didn't smell like smoke. Then, Naomi realized what it was. The stench of politics!

    Kern County, California 2007
    #It_Will_Never_Pass #Hogwash_Book_Seven #hill #Kern_County #California #Bena_Road #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/2ruJXfD

  53. You Are Next, Bud!

    This is Woody the Cat's "I can take this guy" look when he thought it was time for his toy to play.

    Bakersfield, California 2005
    #You_Are_Next_Bud #Hogwash_Book_Seven #cat #Bakersfield #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #Kern_County #photography
    flic.kr/p/229CQmG