#hogwash — Public Fediverse posts
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Red (t)
Somewhere in the City is an annual high stakes poker game. Invitation only. Not always the same players. Generally, City Departments with the least to gain are invited.
Bakersfield, California 2013
#Red #Hogwash_Book_Eight #alley #Bakersfield #California #Kern_County #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
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Misconception (t)
Well, Breeze was really surprised when he realized he had signed up for three years as chief bottle washer at a Zen temple instead of getting a free carwash. At that moment, Breeze decided maybe his investment in the language course, Rosetta Stoned, was a waste of money!
Sand Canyon, Kern County, California 2013
#Misconception #Hogwash_Book_Seven #temple #Sand_Canyon #Kern_County #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
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Misconception (t)
Well, Breeze was really surprised when he realized he had signed up for three years as chief bottle washer at a Zen temple instead of getting a free carwash. At that moment, Breeze decided maybe his investment in the language course, Rosetta Stoned, was a waste of money!
Sand Canyon, Kern County, California 2013
#Misconception #Hogwash_Book_Seven #temple #Sand_Canyon #Kern_County #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
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The Time Is? (t)
Clint had an easy job. All he had to do was keep three clocks synchronized. Unfortunately, the clocks were pretty prominent, so, he was always hearing about it when the time didn't jive on all three clocks.
Bakersfield, California 2013
#The_Time_Is #Hogwash_Book_Seven #Fox_Theatre #Bakersfield #California #Kern_County #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
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The Time Is? (t)
Clint had an easy job. All he had to do was keep three clocks synchronized. Unfortunately, the clocks were pretty prominent, so, he was always hearing about it when the time didn't jive on all three clocks.
Bakersfield, California 2013
#The_Time_Is #Hogwash_Book_Seven #Fox_Theatre #Bakersfield #California #Kern_County #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
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One Toke Over The Line (t)
The Devil was looking forward to a nice, relaxing afternoon. No decisions, no recruitment, just kick back and enjoy. The only thing he'd have to worry about was finding something to quench his munchies.
Hollywood, California 2013
#One_Toke_Over_The_Line #Hogwash_Book_Seven #devil #Hollywood #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
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One Toke Over The Line (t)
The Devil was looking forward to a nice, relaxing afternoon. No decisions, no recruitment, just kick back and enjoy. The only thing he'd have to worry about was finding something to quench his munchies.
Hollywood, California 2013
#One_Toke_Over_The_Line #Hogwash_Book_Seven #devil #Hollywood #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
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One Toke Over The Line (t)
The Devil was looking forward to a nice, relaxing afternoon. No decisions, no recruitment, just kick back and enjoy. The only thing he'd have to worry about was finding something to quench his munchies.
Hollywood, California 2013
#One_Toke_Over_The_Line #Hogwash_Book_Seven #devil #Hollywood #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
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One Toke Over The Line (t)
The Devil was looking forward to a nice, relaxing afternoon. No decisions, no recruitment, just kick back and enjoy. The only thing he'd have to worry about was finding something to quench his munchies.
Hollywood, California 2013
#One_Toke_Over_The_Line #Hogwash_Book_Seven #devil #Hollywood #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
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One Toke Over The Line (t)
The Devil was looking forward to a nice, relaxing afternoon. No decisions, no recruitment, just kick back and enjoy. The only thing he'd have to worry about was finding something to quench his munchies.
Hollywood, California 2013
#One_Toke_Over_The_Line #Hogwash_Book_Seven #devil #Hollywood #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
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Small Fry
It was quite awkward. A fish out of water ambulating among the crowd. Unexpectedly, the fish opened his mouth and ate a bystander. How do you explain that? What do you say to the survivors. Let's have a fish fry?
Hollywood Forever Cemetery, Los Angeles, California 2013
#Small_Fry #Hogwash_Book_Seven #mask #Hollywood_Forever_Cemetery #Los_Angeles #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
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Small Fry
It was quite awkward. A fish out of water ambulating among the crowd. Unexpectedly, the fish opened his mouth and ate a bystander. How do you explain that? What do you say to the survivors. Let's have a fish fry?
Hollywood Forever Cemetery, Los Angeles, California 2013
#Small_Fry #Hogwash_Book_Seven #mask #Hollywood_Forever_Cemetery #Los_Angeles #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
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Got Mule? (t)
Felix was torn between attending the Lion King or rocking out to Gov't Mule. Mule was doing half the show with Robby Krieger and Doors music. Felix had a tough decision to make. No, he didn't!
Los Angeles, California 2013
#Got_Mule #Hogwash_Book_Seven #Los_Angeles #California #The_Fonda #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
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Tales Passed Down (t)
Rafferty didn't understand what the big deal was. The path was solid, mostly straight and pretty smooth. The elders told all the kids not to take the path. Those who did, never returned. Rafferty felt a little vibration and then blackness as the train passed. Another snail tale.
Bena Road, Kern County, California 2013
#Tales_Passed_Down #Hogwash_Book_Seven #train_track #Bena_Road #Kern_County #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
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Tales Passed Down (t)
Rafferty didn't understand what the big deal was. The path was solid, mostly straight and pretty smooth. The elders told all the kids not to take the path. Those who did, never returned. Rafferty felt a little vibration and then blackness as the train passed. Another snail tale.
Bena Road, Kern County, California 2013
#Tales_Passed_Down #Hogwash_Book_Seven #train_track #Bena_Road #Kern_County #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
https://flic.kr/p/F6TAQf -
Tales Passed Down (t)
Rafferty didn't understand what the big deal was. The path was solid, mostly straight and pretty smooth. The elders told all the kids not to take the path. Those who did, never returned. Rafferty felt a little vibration and then blackness as the train passed. Another snail tale.
Bena Road, Kern County, California 2013
#Tales_Passed_Down #Hogwash_Book_Seven #train_track #Bena_Road #Kern_County #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
https://flic.kr/p/F6TAQf -
Tales Passed Down (t)
Rafferty didn't understand what the big deal was. The path was solid, mostly straight and pretty smooth. The elders told all the kids not to take the path. Those who did, never returned. Rafferty felt a little vibration and then blackness as the train passed. Another snail tale.
Bena Road, Kern County, California 2013
#Tales_Passed_Down #Hogwash_Book_Seven #train_track #Bena_Road #Kern_County #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
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Tales Passed Down (t)
Rafferty didn't understand what the big deal was. The path was solid, mostly straight and pretty smooth. The elders told all the kids not to take the path. Those who did, never returned. Rafferty felt a little vibration and then blackness as the train passed. Another snail tale.
Bena Road, Kern County, California 2013
#Tales_Passed_Down #Hogwash_Book_Seven #train_track #Bena_Road #Kern_County #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
https://flic.kr/p/F6TAQf -
"Move center to win." #HOG.WASH !! #GoLEFT #GoLEFT young man, young woman @[email protected] for the #CLARITY [ONE more time w/o my #PIG anecdotes.]
RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4u3hwe3p7oy3hoy3amlw7rp2/post/3mlhhqdcd6p2b -
"Move center to win." #HOG.WASH !! #GoLEFT #GoLEFT young man, young woman @[email protected] for the #CLARITY [ONE more time w/o my #PIG anecdotes.]
RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4u3hwe3p7oy3hoy3amlw7rp2/post/3mlhhqdcd6p2b -
Zap (t)
Boris and Natasha sunk all their money into a multiple zip line business. According to surviving riders, it was an electrifying experience.
Bena Road, Kern County, California 2013
#Zap #Hogwash_Book_Seven #power_pole #Bena_Road #Kern_County #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
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Zap (t)
Boris and Natasha sunk all their money into a multiple zip line business. According to surviving riders, it was an electrifying experience.
Bena Road, Kern County, California 2013
#Zap #Hogwash_Book_Seven #power_pole #Bena_Road #Kern_County #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
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Life Is A Beach (t)
Old Boris was quite a web weaver. In fact, he was so good, he had a contract with the City to weave volleyball nets. In return, Boris had his own beach chair and all the insects he could eat free of charge. Things were great until Phylis Flatbottom sat in Boris' chair. The City is looking for a new web weaver.
Santa Cruz, California 2012
#Life_Is_A_Beach #Hogwash_Book_Seven #beach #Santa_Cruz #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
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Life Is A Beach (t)
Old Boris was quite a web weaver. In fact, he was so good, he had a contract with the City to weave volleyball nets. In return, Boris had his own beach chair and all the insects he could eat free of charge. Things were great until Phylis Flatbottom sat in Boris' chair. The City is looking for a new web weaver.
Santa Cruz, California 2012
#Life_Is_A_Beach #Hogwash_Book_Seven #beach #Santa_Cruz #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
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Clock Two (t)
Ringing N. Myears lived in this clock tower for three years. It was a mutually beneficial arrangement with the City. Ringing maintained the clockworks and had a place to live.
The above story is fictitious. Ringing didn't maintain the clockworks and was evicted after two months for vagrancy.
Santa Cruz, California 2012
#Clock_Two #Hogwash_Book_Seven #clock_tower #Santa_Cruz #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
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Clock Two (t)
Ringing N. Myears lived in this clock tower for three years. It was a mutually beneficial arrangement with the City. Ringing maintained the clockworks and had a place to live.
The above story is fictitious. Ringing didn't maintain the clockworks and was evicted after two months for vagrancy.
Santa Cruz, California 2012
#Clock_Two #Hogwash_Book_Seven #clock_tower #Santa_Cruz #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
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Unusual Day
The pizza was hot and the beer was cold. Maybe a little too much beer was consumed. No one noticed the fish swimming through the air on Pacific Avenue.
Santa Cruz, California 2012
#Unusual_Day #Hogwash_Book_Seven #sculpture #Santa_Cruz #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
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Unusual Day
The pizza was hot and the beer was cold. Maybe a little too much beer was consumed. No one noticed the fish swimming through the air on Pacific Avenue.
Santa Cruz, California 2012
#Unusual_Day #Hogwash_Book_Seven #sculpture #Santa_Cruz #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
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Unusual Day
The pizza was hot and the beer was cold. Maybe a little too much beer was consumed. No one noticed the fish swimming through the air on Pacific Avenue.
Santa Cruz, California 2012
#Unusual_Day #Hogwash_Book_Seven #sculpture #Santa_Cruz #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
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Unusual Day
The pizza was hot and the beer was cold. Maybe a little too much beer was consumed. No one noticed the fish swimming through the air on Pacific Avenue.
Santa Cruz, California 2012
#Unusual_Day #Hogwash_Book_Seven #sculpture #Santa_Cruz #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
https://flic.kr/p/23erztB -
Unusual Day
The pizza was hot and the beer was cold. Maybe a little too much beer was consumed. No one noticed the fish swimming through the air on Pacific Avenue.
Santa Cruz, California 2012
#Unusual_Day #Hogwash_Book_Seven #sculpture #Santa_Cruz #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
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Wasted (t)
Lex Boomler sat here all day enjoying the ocean view. He was amazed how the waves seem to undulate in different colors for hours on end. By evening, Lex realized he should research his wild mushroom choices a little better for his salads.
Santa Cruz, California 2012
#Wasted #Hogwash_Book_Seven #Santa_Cruz #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
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Wasted (t)
Lex Boomler sat here all day enjoying the ocean view. He was amazed how the waves seem to undulate in different colors for hours on end. By evening, Lex realized he should research his wild mushroom choices a little better for his salads.
Santa Cruz, California 2012
#Wasted #Hogwash_Book_Seven #Santa_Cruz #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
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Rapture (t)
Vel O. Ciraptor loved this vantage point. It was a great place to decide what to have for dinner. Such variety.
Santa Cruz, California 2012
#Rapture #Hogwash_Book_Seven #Santa_Cruz #California #beach #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
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Rapture (t)
Vel O. Ciraptor loved this vantage point. It was a great place to decide what to have for dinner. Such variety.
Santa Cruz, California 2012
#Rapture #Hogwash_Book_Seven #Santa_Cruz #California #beach #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
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The Bulb
I had no idea one little light bulb could cause so much damage! I need to remember not to throw light bulbs.
Linda Vista Hospital, Los Angeles, California 2012
#The_Bulb #Hogwash_Book_Seven #light_bulb #Linda_Vista_Hospital #Los_Angeles #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
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The Bulb
I had no idea one little light bulb could cause so much damage! I need to remember not to throw light bulbs.
Linda Vista Hospital, Los Angeles, California 2012
#The_Bulb #Hogwash_Book_Seven #light_bulb #Linda_Vista_Hospital #Los_Angeles #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
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Disregard (t)
Another example of the total disregard of nature. Someone relocated and defaced this perfectly beautiful boulder. When will people come to their senses? It was probably a prank committed by drunken college students!
Bakersfield, California 2011
#Disregard #Hogwash_Book_Seven #Bakersfield #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
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Rivalry
It's the same old story of sibling rivalry. Squeak and Pip are both interested in the leading role of the play, Silence of the Ewes. They haven't talked to each other in a week. Things were exacerbated when Pip blurted out, "there's no way we had the same Dad!"
Bakersfield, California 2011
#Rivaltry #Hogwash_Book_Seven #bird #Bakersfield #California #Kern_County #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
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Rivalry
It's the same old story of sibling rivalry. Squeak and Pip are both interested in the leading role of the play, Silence of the Ewes. They haven't talked to each other in a week. Things were exacerbated when Pip blurted out, "there's no way we had the same Dad!"
Bakersfield, California 2011
#Rivaltry #Hogwash_Book_Seven #bird #Bakersfield #California #Kern_County #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
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Probing
Sometimes, it is nice to know the players. Like this sign indicates, a lot of shorebirds have long bills used for probing or picking. Kind of like our governmental representatives.
Kern National Wildlife Refuse, California 2009
#Probing #Hogwash_Book_Seven #Kern_National_Wildlife_Refuse #California #Wasco #Kern_County #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
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Probing
Sometimes, it is nice to know the players. Like this sign indicates, a lot of shorebirds have long bills used for probing or picking. Kind of like our governmental representatives.
Kern National Wildlife Refuse, California 2009
#Probing #Hogwash_Book_Seven #Kern_National_Wildlife_Refuse #California #Wasco #Kern_County #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
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Thirds Blow
Ricco was still recovering from the massive honey bee smothering that took place yesterday. The bees pretty much massaged every part of his body and his vision is a little blurry today.
Kern County, California 2007
#Thirds_Blow #Hogwash_Book_Seven #wildflower #Kern_County #California #Bena_Road #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
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Thirds Blow
Ricco was still recovering from the massive honey bee smothering that took place yesterday. The bees pretty much massaged every part of his body and his vision is a little blurry today.
Kern County, California 2007
#Thirds_Blow #Hogwash_Book_Seven #wildflower #Kern_County #California #Bena_Road #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
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It Will Never Pass (t)
At first, Naomi thought there was a fire on the horizon. But, it didn't smell like smoke. Then, Naomi realized what it was. The stench of politics!
Kern County, California 2007
#It_Will_Never_Pass #Hogwash_Book_Seven #hill #Kern_County #California #Bena_Road #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
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It Will Never Pass (t)
At first, Naomi thought there was a fire on the horizon. But, it didn't smell like smoke. Then, Naomi realized what it was. The stench of politics!
Kern County, California 2007
#It_Will_Never_Pass #Hogwash_Book_Seven #hill #Kern_County #California #Bena_Road #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
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You Are Next, Bud!
This is Woody the Cat's "I can take this guy" look when he thought it was time for his toy to play.
Bakersfield, California 2005
#You_Are_Next_Bud #Hogwash_Book_Seven #cat #Bakersfield #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #Kern_County #photography
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You Are Next, Bud!
This is Woody the Cat's "I can take this guy" look when he thought it was time for his toy to play.
Bakersfield, California 2005
#You_Are_Next_Bud #Hogwash_Book_Seven #cat #Bakersfield #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #Kern_County #photography
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You Are Next, Bud!
This is Woody the Cat's "I can take this guy" look when he thought it was time for his toy to play.
Bakersfield, California 2005
#You_Are_Next_Bud #Hogwash_Book_Seven #cat #Bakersfield #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #Kern_County #photography
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You Are Next, Bud!
This is Woody the Cat's "I can take this guy" look when he thought it was time for his toy to play.
Bakersfield, California 2005
#You_Are_Next_Bud #Hogwash_Book_Seven #cat #Bakersfield #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #Kern_County #photography
https://flic.kr/p/229CQmG