home.social

#hog_wash — Public Fediverse posts

Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #hog_wash, aggregated by home.social.

  1. One Toke Over The Line (t)

    The Devil was looking forward to a nice, relaxing afternoon. No decisions, no recruitment, just kick back and enjoy. The only thing he'd have to worry about was finding something to quench his munchies.

    Hollywood, California 2013
    #One_Toke_Over_The_Line #Hogwash_Book_Seven #devil #Hollywood #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flickr.com/photos/stillugly/39

  2. Small Fry

    It was quite awkward. A fish out of water ambulating among the crowd. Unexpectedly, the fish opened his mouth and ate a bystander. How do you explain that? What do you say to the survivors. Let's have a fish fry?

    Hollywood Forever Cemetery, Los Angeles, California 2013
    #Small_Fry #Hogwash_Book_Seven #mask #Hollywood_Forever_Cemetery #Los_Angeles #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/23bYdf1

  3. Small Fry

    It was quite awkward. A fish out of water ambulating among the crowd. Unexpectedly, the fish opened his mouth and ate a bystander. How do you explain that? What do you say to the survivors. Let's have a fish fry?

    Hollywood Forever Cemetery, Los Angeles, California 2013
    #Small_Fry #Hogwash_Book_Seven #mask #Hollywood_Forever_Cemetery #Los_Angeles #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/23bYdf1

  4. Got Mule? (t)

    Felix was torn between attending the Lion King or rocking out to Gov't Mule. Mule was doing half the show with Robby Krieger and Doors music. Felix had a tough decision to make. No, he didn't!

    Los Angeles, California 2013
    #Got_Mule #Hogwash_Book_Seven #Los_Angeles #California #The_Fonda #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/21Spqqi

  5. Tales Passed Down (t)

    Rafferty didn't understand what the big deal was. The path was solid, mostly straight and pretty smooth. The elders told all the kids not to take the path. Those who did, never returned. Rafferty felt a little vibration and then blackness as the train passed. Another snail tale.

    Bena Road, Kern County, California 2013
    #Tales_Passed_Down #Hogwash_Book_Seven #train_track #Bena_Road #Kern_County #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/F6TAQf

  6. Zap (t)

    Boris and Natasha sunk all their money into a multiple zip line business. According to surviving riders, it was an electrifying experience.

    Bena Road, Kern County, California 2013
    #Zap #Hogwash_Book_Seven #power_pole #Bena_Road #Kern_County #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/2rwA8rW

  7. Zap (t)

    Boris and Natasha sunk all their money into a multiple zip line business. According to surviving riders, it was an electrifying experience.

    Bena Road, Kern County, California 2013
    #Zap #Hogwash_Book_Seven #power_pole #Bena_Road #Kern_County #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/2rwA8rW

  8. Unusual Day

    The pizza was hot and the beer was cold. Maybe a little too much beer was consumed. No one noticed the fish swimming through the air on Pacific Avenue.

    Santa Cruz, California 2012
    #Unusual_Day #Hogwash_Book_Seven #sculpture #Santa_Cruz #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/23erztB

  9. Disregard (t)

    Another example of the total disregard of nature. Someone relocated and defaced this perfectly beautiful boulder. When will people come to their senses? It was probably a prank committed by drunken college students!

    Bakersfield, California 2011
    #Disregard #Hogwash_Book_Seven #Bakersfield #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/JhHUZx

  10. Trolling (t) (B/W)

    Roberto really got a kick out of the myth that vampires can't handle daylight. Add to that all the wannabe vampires, well, it sure made for some good feeding during the day and left his nights free for bingo.

    The above is a fictitious story. Vampires really don't play bingo.

    Salem, Massachusetts 2014
    #Trolling #Hogwash_Book_Six #cemetery #Salem #Massachusetts #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/Ji5Vzi

  11. Dead Drop (t)

    It was a little windy the day I shot this in The Burying Point cemetery. I kept waiting for headstones to start flying, but, I had to settle on a few leaves flittering down to lie with the dead.

    Salem, Massachusetts 2014
    #Dead_Drop #Hogwash_Book_Six #cemetery #Salem #Massachusetts #Essex_County #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/2ryi3ME

  12. Got It Covered (t)

    Shari and I are in the same space, but, usually try to shoot different perspectives or objects. You know, even if we did shoot the same thing, the end result is going to be different.

    Salem, Massachusetts 2014
    #Got_It_Covered #Hogwash_Book_Six #Salem #Masssachusetts #Essex_County #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/2ryiSbL

  13. Just For You

    Socrates was exceptionally happy with his Black Friday purchase. Little did he know that he would be the one to sample the quality of the elixir. As he found out, the elixir was all it was advertised to be!

    Salem, Massachusetts 2014
    #Just_For_You #Hogwash_Book_Six #elixir #Salem #Massachusetts #Essex_County #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/2ryiStz

  14. Wise Decisions

    Eloise was extremely disappointed after using the miracle wrinkle-removing cream she'd purchased from a door-to-door salesman.

    Salem, Massachusetts 2014
    #Wise_Decisions #Hogwash_Book_Six #portrait #Salem #Massachusetts #Essex_County #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/21SvDn8

  15. Lucky

    Lucille Maganti was one of the lucky ones. Lucky, if you consider having your arms and legs hacked off and your body nailed to a board, lucky. Of course, the alternative was to be burned at the stake!

    Salem, Massachusetts 2014
    #Lucky #Hogwash_Book_Six #Salem #Massachusetts #Essex_County #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/23c5qoh

  16. Always Watching (t)

    I'm not sure what the gold-colored material is on this monument. Maybe a fungus. It certainly gives the monument some added texture. I'm thinking the monument is honed out of marble and has been in the salt air for some time.

    Cayucos Morro Bay Cemetery, Cayucos, California 2014
    #Always_Watching #Hogwash_Book_Six #cemetery #statue #Cayucos_Morro_Bay_Cemetery #Cayucos #California #San_Luis_Obispo_County #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/2rxYFxX

  17. Always Watching (t)

    I'm not sure what the gold-colored material is on this monument. Maybe a fungus. It certainly gives the monument some added texture. I'm thinking the monument is honed out of marble and has been in the salt air for some time.

    Cayucos Morro Bay Cemetery, Cayucos, California 2014
    #Always_Watching #Hogwash_Book_Six #cemetery #statue #Cayucos_Morro_Bay_Cemetery #Cayucos #California #San_Luis_Obispo_County #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/2rxYFxX

  18. Super Moon Watch 2014 07 12 07 (t)

    Shari and I had a nice vantage point for the Super Moonrise. Round Mountain Road, Kern County, California.

    Kern County, California 2014
    #Super_Moon_Watch_2014_07_12_07 #Hogwash_Book_Six #Moon #Kern_County #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/2rxJJMb

  19. Slicing Air (t)

    I watch these paragliders and wonder how much fun they actually have. No time to relax, always pulling, guiding, buffeting the wind, hoping the wind doesn't die over water or canyons. Besides that, how do you sip whiskey in one of these?

    Pacifica, California 2014
    #Slicing_Air #Hogwash_Book_Six #parasail #Pacifica #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/2rxLqUE

  20. Rooftop

    Just seconds before I pressed the trigger, there was a Beatles tribute band playing Get Back on top of the roof. Someone yelled, "You've been playing on the roofs again, and you know your Momma doesn't like it, she's gonna have you arrested!" The band split. The person who spoke the words was a Paul McCartney tribute person.

    San Francisco, California 2014
    #Rooftop #Hogwash_Book_Six #Lombard_Place #San_Francisco #Califonia #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/F6Y2Fj

  21. Taking Up Residence (t)

    Somewhere around 1926, Herschel Sloakum started hanging out at the YMCA. It made him feel like he was a part of the Army and the Navy since neither one would take him. The problem was that Herschel was killed in a hunting accident in 1845.

    San Diego, California 2013
    #Taking_Up_Residence #Hogwash_Book_Six #architecture #San_Diego #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/2rwxeZu

  22. Cohabitation (t)

    Pouch the Pelican doesn't mind sharing his rock with other birds and animals, but, he draws the line when it comes to cohabitating with sea otters. As far as Pouch is concerned, sea otters are nasty little scavengers always stealing his meals when he has the hiccups and a fish pops out.

    Santa Cruz, California 2012
    #Cohabitation #Hogwash_Book_Six #natural_bridge #Santa_Cruz #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/2rvqWLH

  23. Wake

    Naps are a good thing. I find as I get older, I like them more. Always have your camera when you nap. Sometimes you get a very different perspective when you wake.

    Kasha-Katuwe Tent Rocks National Monument, New Mexico 2014
    #Wake #Hogwash_Book_Five #canyon #Kasha_Kauwe_Tent_Rocks_National_Monument #New_Mexico #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/23c35m7

  24. And home! 130 miles, 3 HOGWash sites today, The Rainier Rock Trading Wall, the first WA territorial prison marker in Steilacoom and Nob Top in Tacoma. 7 sites down, 29 to go!

    #hog_wash #harleydavidson #motorcycle

  25. Made all three stops with the last being food! Just over 100 miles with about 30 miles back home before sundown.

    Time to eat and back at it.

    #hog_wash #harleydavidson #motorcycle

  26. We have made it through the fog down to spanaway. Should hit our last stop around 2 before heading home.

    Headsets are working very well now that we sat down and got them paired and learned all the buttons. First January I can remember getting over 200 miles in.

    #hog_wash #harleydavidson #motorcycle

  27. I also have the maps figured out enough and we are going to stop and look at trailers on the way!
    #hog_wash #harleydavidson #motorcycle

  28. Or I have a meltdown and bail too frustrated with stuff not working…

    Now I have to get out 3 manuals and figure this out…

    It’s a long story about gpx files, maps apps, and Bluetooth to top it off…

    I am going to apologize for being an asshole and prepare better.
    #hog_wash #harleydavidson #motorcycle

  29. The girlfriend wants to ride today! She picked a 125 mile loop!

    Chilly but clear and sunny. Gonna hit 3 more #hog_wash sites as well!

    #harleydavidson #motorcycle

  30. Hitch Up The Stagecoach

    How do you pick a location to build? Wells Fargo chose this spot because it's where Hertimer the Horse bit the dust. Hertimer pulled stages for five years. This day, Hertimer was tossing back a few after work with a couple of Clydesdales and just dropped.

    The above story is fictional.

    Albuquerque, New Mexico 2014
    #Hitch_Up_The_Stagecoach #Hogwash_Book_Five #building #Albuquerque #New_Mexico #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/DzRx1T

  31. Miscalculated (t)

    It was a cold morning in 1998 when the first wave hit the Earth. Unfortunately, the pilot was not completely awake and misjudged his landing. What the heck! Let's open a coffee shop and hang around for a bit.

    Albuquerque, New Mexico 2014
    #Miscalculated #Hogwash_Book_Five #ufo #Albuquerque #New_Mexico #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/2rxi696

  32. Priority (t)

    Melissa and Jack were so involved in their conversation about the number of Powerball tickets they should buy that they didn't notice the fire storm heading right for them. Evidently, a number of flammable constituents in the Pacific Ocean had reached their flash point.

    El Porto Beach, Manhattan Beach, California 2013
    #Priority #Hogwash_Book_Five #El_Porto_Beach #Manhattan_Beach #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/23eBbhg

  33. Stand Up Guy (t)

    Lawrence loves his job. All he has to do is stand around and greet people as they pass by. The only downside is that his back is permanently attached to the building exterior. That makes it very difficult to relieve himself. No privacy.

    Ventura, California 2013
    #Stand_Up_Guy #Hogwash_Book_Five #sculpture #Ventura #California #Ventura_County #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/JhWLUt

  34. Rushing

    Elsie sat on this over crossing every night to watch the lights. It was mesmerizing! She thought it was wonderful that all those people had a place to go. When she was done watching, she returned to her cardboard box for the night.

    Ventura, California 2013
    #Rushing #Hogwash_Book_Five #highway #homeless #Ventura #California #Ventura_County #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/JhWKRg

  35. Doused (t)

    William was strolling down South Hill Street on his way to pick up Jolene. It was technically their first date. William had on a fresh pair of sneakers and he'd washed his jeans. His shirt was from yesterday, but, he'd given it the sniff test a couple of times and it was

    Los Angeles, California 2013
    #Doused #Hogwash_Book_Five #architecture #Los_Angeles #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/2rwwU7D

  36. Second Thoughts (t)

    Rinus the Dog loves his people. He trusts them to make wise decisions like selecting the best food for him or the sturdiest play toys. But, buying a concrete boat? Rinus is beginning to wonder if maybe it's time to look for some new people.

    Aptos, California 2012
    #Second_Thoughts #Hogwash_Book_Five #dog #Aptos #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/2rvqv1s

  37. Insight (t)

    Tim wasn't sure why, but, every time he came to this area to surf, he felt like he was being watched. Not, like from the people casually standing along the bluffs, but, like being targeted by some mechanical tracking device. It gave him the willies and certainly interrupted his concentration.

    Santa Cruz, California 2012
    #Insight #Hogwash_Book_Five #viewer #telescope #Santa_Cruz #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/DzBtqe

  38. Do It Yourself (t)

    Reliance Overbury asked Junior to take care of an ant infestation while Reliance was in town gambling. Reliance said nothing about not using dynamite to remedy the situation.

    Rhyolite, Nevada 2013
    #Do_It_Yourself #Hogwash_Book_Four #ghost_town #Rhyolite #Nevada #Nye_County #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/23eu7ii

  39. Boards

    Slow George seemed to be mesmerized by these lights. He stood here for hours at a time for three nights in a row. Turns out, George thought he was in line for ice cream. Smoking fatties will do that to you.

    Santa Cruz, California 2012
    #Boards #Hogwash_Book_Four #skateboards #sign #Santa_Cruz #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/DzC4wk

  40. Griddle

    Lucas was in the middle of cooking when the power went out. After checking the circuit breaker, Lucas realized he wouldn't be finishing his slab of former neighbor Harry any time soon.

    Linda Vista Hospital, Los Angeles, California 2012
    #Griddle #Hogwash_Book_Four #circuit_breaker #Linda_Vista_Hospital #Los_Angeles #California #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/JhLzVK

  41. Wrong Story

    it was at this moment that Darth realized he wasn't dressed in his normal garb and that wasn't Obi-Wan. This was the beginning of a bad dream!

    Bakersfield, California 2011
    #Wrong_Story #Hogwash_Book_Four #ice_hockey #Bakersfield #California #Kern_County #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/2rvMtc1

  42. Wrong Story

    it was at this moment that Darth realized he wasn't dressed in his normal garb and that wasn't Obi-Wan. This was the beginning of a bad dream!

    Bakersfield, California 2011
    #Wrong_Story #Hogwash_Book_Four #ice_hockey #Bakersfield #California #Kern_County #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/2rvMtc1

  43. Wrong Story

    it was at this moment that Darth realized he wasn't dressed in his normal garb and that wasn't Obi-Wan. This was the beginning of a bad dream!

    Bakersfield, California 2011
    #Wrong_Story #Hogwash_Book_Four #ice_hockey #Bakersfield #California #Kern_County #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/2rvMtc1

  44. Wrong Story

    it was at this moment that Darth realized he wasn't dressed in his normal garb and that wasn't Obi-Wan. This was the beginning of a bad dream!

    Bakersfield, California 2011
    #Wrong_Story #Hogwash_Book_Four #ice_hockey #Bakersfield #California #Kern_County #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/2rvMtc1

  45. Wrong Story

    it was at this moment that Darth realized he wasn't dressed in his normal garb and that wasn't Obi-Wan. This was the beginning of a bad dream!

    Bakersfield, California 2011
    #Wrong_Story #Hogwash_Book_Four #ice_hockey #Bakersfield #California #Kern_County #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography
    flic.kr/p/2rvMtc1

  46. Possible Delay (t)

    I sure hope things go alright. We had Rudolph over for dinner last night and I think he had a little too much eggnog.

    Bakersfield, California 2011
    #Possible_Delay #Hogwash_Book_Four #Bakersfield #California #Kern_County #Hogwash #Hog_Wash #photography flic.kr/p/23enixB