#groundbreakingscience — Public Fediverse posts

Ah, yes, the classic tale of groundbreaking science held hostage by #JavaScript and #cookies. 🍪🔒 Because nothing screams "cutting-edge neuroscience" like struggling to enable browser settings. 🤦‍♂️🔬
https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/sciadv.aea5496?user_id=66c4bf745d78644b3aa57b08 #groundbreakingScience #browserSettings #neuroscience #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, yes, the classic tale of groundbreaking science held hostage by #JavaScript and #cookies. 🍪🔒 Because nothing screams "cutting-edge neuroscience" like struggling to enable browser settings. 🤦‍♂️🔬
https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/sciadv.aea5496?user_id=66c4bf745d78644b3aa57b08 #groundbreakingScience #browserSettings #neuroscience #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, yes, the classic tale of groundbreaking science held hostage by #JavaScript and #cookies. 🍪🔒 Because nothing screams "cutting-edge neuroscience" like struggling to enable browser settings. 🤦‍♂️🔬
https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/sciadv.aea5496?user_id=66c4bf745d78644b3aa57b08 #groundbreakingScience #browserSettings #neuroscience #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, yes, the classic tale of groundbreaking science held hostage by #JavaScript and #cookies. 🍪🔒 Because nothing screams "cutting-edge neuroscience" like struggling to enable browser settings. 🤦‍♂️🔬
https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/sciadv.aea5496?user_id=66c4bf745d78644b3aa57b08 #groundbreakingScience #browserSettings #neuroscience #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, yes, the classic tale of groundbreaking science held hostage by #JavaScript and #cookies. 🍪🔒 Because nothing screams "cutting-edge neuroscience" like struggling to enable browser settings. 🤦‍♂️🔬
https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/sciadv.aea5496?user_id=66c4bf745d78644b3aa57b08 #groundbreakingScience #browserSettings #neuroscience #HackerNews #ngated

🤣 Oh wow, a revelation! Caffeine doesn't just vanish like magic after 5 hours? Next you'll tell us the sky is blue! ☕ Meanwhile, readers are stuck activating JavaScript like it's 1999 just to see this ground-breaking news. 💻
https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/vefsxkGWkEMmDcZ7v/the-effects-of-caffeine-consumption-do-not-decay-with-a-5 #caffeinenews #javaScript1999 #revelation #techhumor #groundbreakingscience #HackerNews #ngated

🤣 Oh wow, a revelation! Caffeine doesn't just vanish like magic after 5 hours? Next you'll tell us the sky is blue! ☕ Meanwhile, readers are stuck activating JavaScript like it's 1999 just to see this ground-breaking news. 💻
https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/vefsxkGWkEMmDcZ7v/the-effects-of-caffeine-consumption-do-not-decay-with-a-5 #caffeinenews #javaScript1999 #revelation #techhumor #groundbreakingscience #HackerNews #ngated

🤣 Oh wow, a revelation! Caffeine doesn't just vanish like magic after 5 hours? Next you'll tell us the sky is blue! ☕ Meanwhile, readers are stuck activating JavaScript like it's 1999 just to see this ground-breaking news. 💻
https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/vefsxkGWkEMmDcZ7v/the-effects-of-caffeine-consumption-do-not-decay-with-a-5 #caffeinenews #javaScript1999 #revelation #techhumor #groundbreakingscience #HackerNews #ngated

🤣 Oh wow, a revelation! Caffeine doesn't just vanish like magic after 5 hours? Next you'll tell us the sky is blue! ☕ Meanwhile, readers are stuck activating JavaScript like it's 1999 just to see this ground-breaking news. 💻
https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/vefsxkGWkEMmDcZ7v/the-effects-of-caffeine-consumption-do-not-decay-with-a-5 #caffeinenews #javaScript1999 #revelation #techhumor #groundbreakingscience #HackerNews #ngated

🤣 Oh wow, a revelation! Caffeine doesn't just vanish like magic after 5 hours? Next you'll tell us the sky is blue! ☕ Meanwhile, readers are stuck activating JavaScript like it's 1999 just to see this ground-breaking news. 💻
https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/vefsxkGWkEMmDcZ7v/the-effects-of-caffeine-consumption-do-not-decay-with-a-5 #caffeinenews #javaScript1999 #revelation #techhumor #groundbreakingscience #HackerNews #ngated

🚢 Breaking News: A boat is slowly meandering in circles like it's lost its GPS trying to find #MH370. Turns out, searching for a needle in an ocean-sized haystack at a snail's pace isn't exactly groundbreaking science. 🐌🔍
https://airlive.net/news/2026/01/05/for-the-past-24-hours-the-vessel-searching-for-mh370-has-been-moving-at-low-speed-in-a-very-specific-area/ #BreakingNews #OceanSearch #LostGPS #GroundbreakingScience #HackerNews #ngated

🚢 Breaking News: A boat is slowly meandering in circles like it's lost its GPS trying to find #MH370. Turns out, searching for a needle in an ocean-sized haystack at a snail's pace isn't exactly groundbreaking science. 🐌🔍
https://airlive.net/news/2026/01/05/for-the-past-24-hours-the-vessel-searching-for-mh370-has-been-moving-at-low-speed-in-a-very-specific-area/ #BreakingNews #OceanSearch #LostGPS #GroundbreakingScience #HackerNews #ngated

🚢 Breaking News: A boat is slowly meandering in circles like it's lost its GPS trying to find #MH370. Turns out, searching for a needle in an ocean-sized haystack at a snail's pace isn't exactly groundbreaking science. 🐌🔍
https://airlive.net/news/2026/01/05/for-the-past-24-hours-the-vessel-searching-for-mh370-has-been-moving-at-low-speed-in-a-very-specific-area/ #BreakingNews #OceanSearch #LostGPS #GroundbreakingScience #HackerNews #ngated

🚢 Breaking News: A boat is slowly meandering in circles like it's lost its GPS trying to find #MH370. Turns out, searching for a needle in an ocean-sized haystack at a snail's pace isn't exactly groundbreaking science. 🐌🔍
https://airlive.net/news/2026/01/05/for-the-past-24-hours-the-vessel-searching-for-mh370-has-been-moving-at-low-speed-in-a-very-specific-area/ #BreakingNews #OceanSearch #LostGPS #GroundbreakingScience #HackerNews #ngated

🚨 Breaking News: A groundbreaking study involving 16,000 Australians discovers that working from home affects mental health! 🎉 Who knew that isolation and Zoom fatigue could be anything but delightful? 😱 #Revelation #GroundbreakingScience
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12-05/australian-working-from-home-mental-health-impacts-tracked/106096688 #BreakingNews #GroundbreakingStudy #MentalHealth #WorkFromHome #ZoomFatigue #HackerNews #ngated

🚨 Breaking News: A groundbreaking study involving 16,000 Australians discovers that working from home affects mental health! 🎉 Who knew that isolation and Zoom fatigue could be anything but delightful? 😱 #Revelation #GroundbreakingScience
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12-05/australian-working-from-home-mental-health-impacts-tracked/106096688 #BreakingNews #GroundbreakingStudy #MentalHealth #WorkFromHome #ZoomFatigue #HackerNews #ngated

🚨 Breaking News: A groundbreaking study involving 16,000 Australians discovers that working from home affects mental health! 🎉 Who knew that isolation and Zoom fatigue could be anything but delightful? 😱 #Revelation #GroundbreakingScience
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12-05/australian-working-from-home-mental-health-impacts-tracked/106096688 #BreakingNews #GroundbreakingStudy #MentalHealth #WorkFromHome #ZoomFatigue #HackerNews #ngated

🚨 Breaking News: A groundbreaking study involving 16,000 Australians discovers that working from home affects mental health! 🎉 Who knew that isolation and Zoom fatigue could be anything but delightful? 😱 #Revelation #GroundbreakingScience
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12-05/australian-working-from-home-mental-health-impacts-tracked/106096688 #BreakingNews #GroundbreakingStudy #MentalHealth #WorkFromHome #ZoomFatigue #HackerNews #ngated

🚨 ALERT 🚨: The mind-blowing revelation that *everything* is indeed correlated! 🎉 Because who knew that in the tangled web of life, things might actually interact? 🙄 Dive into this masterpiece of "insight porn" to discover the staggering importance of what your average toddler already understands. #GroundbreakingScience #CaptainObvious
https://gwern.net/everything #GroundbreakingScience #InsightPorn #Correlation #MindBlown #LifeLessons #HackerNews #ngated

🚨 ALERT 🚨: The mind-blowing revelation that *everything* is indeed correlated! 🎉 Because who knew that in the tangled web of life, things might actually interact? 🙄 Dive into this masterpiece of "insight porn" to discover the staggering importance of what your average toddler already understands. #GroundbreakingScience #CaptainObvious
https://gwern.net/everything #GroundbreakingScience #InsightPorn #Correlation #MindBlown #LifeLessons #HackerNews #ngated

🚨 ALERT 🚨: The mind-blowing revelation that *everything* is indeed correlated! 🎉 Because who knew that in the tangled web of life, things might actually interact? 🙄 Dive into this masterpiece of "insight porn" to discover the staggering importance of what your average toddler already understands. #GroundbreakingScience #CaptainObvious
https://gwern.net/everything #GroundbreakingScience #InsightPorn #Correlation #MindBlown #LifeLessons #HackerNews #ngated

🚨 ALERT 🚨: The mind-blowing revelation that *everything* is indeed correlated! 🎉 Because who knew that in the tangled web of life, things might actually interact? 🙄 Dive into this masterpiece of "insight porn" to discover the staggering importance of what your average toddler already understands. #GroundbreakingScience #CaptainObvious
https://gwern.net/everything #GroundbreakingScience #InsightPorn #Correlation #MindBlown #LifeLessons #HackerNews #ngated

🔒 Oh, the cutting-edge discovery of "nasal respiratory fingerprints" that you can't even read without sacrificing your privacy to the gods of JavaScript and cookies! 😂 Because who doesn't want their nostrils to have a digital identity? 🙄 #GroundbreakingScience 🚫👃
https://www.cell.com/current-biology/fulltext/S0960-9822(25)00583-4 #NasalRespiratoryFingerprints #PrivacyConcerns #DigitalIdentity #GroundbreakingScience #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated

🔒 Oh, the cutting-edge discovery of "nasal respiratory fingerprints" that you can't even read without sacrificing your privacy to the gods of JavaScript and cookies! 😂 Because who doesn't want their nostrils to have a digital identity? 🙄 #GroundbreakingScience 🚫👃
https://www.cell.com/current-biology/fulltext/S0960-9822(25)00583-4 #NasalRespiratoryFingerprints #PrivacyConcerns #DigitalIdentity #GroundbreakingScience #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated

🔒 Oh, the cutting-edge discovery of "nasal respiratory fingerprints" that you can't even read without sacrificing your privacy to the gods of JavaScript and cookies! 😂 Because who doesn't want their nostrils to have a digital identity? 🙄 #GroundbreakingScience 🚫👃
https://www.cell.com/current-biology/fulltext/S0960-9822(25)00583-4 #NasalRespiratoryFingerprints #PrivacyConcerns #DigitalIdentity #GroundbreakingScience #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated

🔒 Oh, the cutting-edge discovery of "nasal respiratory fingerprints" that you can't even read without sacrificing your privacy to the gods of JavaScript and cookies! 😂 Because who doesn't want their nostrils to have a digital identity? 🙄 #GroundbreakingScience 🚫👃
https://www.cell.com/current-biology/fulltext/S0960-9822(25)00583-4 #NasalRespiratoryFingerprints #PrivacyConcerns #DigitalIdentity #GroundbreakingScience #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated