#douchebaggery — Public Fediverse posts

We really need a different term than ‘AI’ to describe private, on-device machine learning that benefits individuals but (a) doesn’t violate anyone’s privacy, (b) doesn’t destroy the environment and, (c) doesn’t enrich smug Silicon Valley tech douchebros like Sam Altman.

#ai #ml #artificialIntelligence #machineLearning #privacy #ecology #douchebaggery

After all this time...

I'm starting to feel like you don't hear me, or see me, as much just have me push your buttons for you.

And yeah, sure, whatever makes you feel better.

#Renfield #Redmond #AbusiveRelationship #Microsoft #TheVampireDiaries

Oops, I may have inadvertently invented a #NewGame called #DidYouKnow#Hashtagerry rhymes with #DoucheBaggery
wherein you try to imagine the confused looks on faces of random hashtag clickers.

#TIL It is not as fun as it sounds.

Here's where ChatGPT really shines: "Craft a message from the CEO announcing to the employees of the company why they will not get bonuses or stock options this year while justifying the millions of dollars worth of stock options they've awarded themselves."

Hat tip to Arun Sinha, who posted the prompt on the (private) Yahoo! Alumni Facebook group. #ai #chatgpt #douchebaggery

But of course fucking Martin Shkreli has a fucking web3 grift. But of fucking course. Nothing says extinction-stage capitalism like Martin Shkreli Inu.

https://inkl.com/a/LJXzMauzwkz

#web3 #douchebaggery