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  1. A quotation from Orwell

    A dirty joke is not, of course, a serious attack upon morality, but it is a sort of mental rebellion, a momentary wish that things were otherwise. So also with all other jokes, which always centre round cowardice, laziness, dishonesty or some other quality which society cannot afford to encourage.

    George Orwell (1903-1950) English writer [pseud. of Eric Arthur Blair]
    Essay (1941-09), “The Art of Donald McGill,” Horizon Magazine

    More info about this quote: wist.info/orwell-george/79475/

    #quote #quotes #quotation #qotd #orwell #georgeorwell #dirtyjokes #humor #jokes #morality #obscenity #rebellion

  2. A quotation from Orwell

    A dirty joke is not, of course, a serious attack upon morality, but it is a sort of mental rebellion, a momentary wish that things were otherwise. So also with all other jokes, which always centre round cowardice, laziness, dishonesty or some other quality which society cannot afford to encourage.

    George Orwell (1903-1950) English writer [pseud. of Eric Arthur Blair]
    Essay (1941-09), “The Art of Donald McGill,” Horizon Magazine

    More info about this quote: wist.info/orwell-george/79475/

    #quote #quotes #quotation #qotd #orwell #georgeorwell #dirtyjokes #humor #jokes #morality #obscenity #rebellion

  3. A quotation from Orwell

    A dirty joke is not, of course, a serious attack upon morality, but it is a sort of mental rebellion, a momentary wish that things were otherwise. So also with all other jokes, which always centre round cowardice, laziness, dishonesty or some other quality which society cannot afford to encourage.

    George Orwell (1903-1950) English writer [pseud. of Eric Arthur Blair]
    Essay (1941-09), “The Art of Donald McGill,” Horizon Magazine

    More info about this quote: wist.info/orwell-george/79475/

    #quote #quotes #quotation #qotd #orwell #georgeorwell #dirtyjokes #humor #jokes #morality #obscenity #rebellion

  4. A quotation from Orwell

    A dirty joke is not, of course, a serious attack upon morality, but it is a sort of mental rebellion, a momentary wish that things were otherwise. So also with all other jokes, which always centre round cowardice, laziness, dishonesty or some other quality which society cannot afford to encourage.

    George Orwell (1903-1950) English writer [pseud. of Eric Arthur Blair]
    Essay (1941-09), “The Art of Donald McGill,” Horizon Magazine

    More info about this quote: wist.info/orwell-george/79475/

    #quote #quotes #quotation #qotd #orwell #georgeorwell #dirtyjokes #humor #jokes #morality #obscenity #rebellion

  5. CW: Jokes. A bit dirty.

    What did the #dildo say at retirement?
    "My job was pretty fucked up."

    What did the #buttplug say after retiring?
    "I tell you, I've seen some shit!"

    #jokes #dirtyjokes

  6. CW: Jokes. A bit dirty.

    What did the #dildo say at retirement?
    "My job was pretty fucked up."

    What did the #buttplug say after retiring?
    "I tell you, I've seen some shit!"

    #jokes #dirtyjokes

  7. CW: Jokes. A bit dirty.

    What did the #dildo say at retirement?
    "My job was pretty fucked up."

    What did the #buttplug say after retiring?
    "I tell you, I've seen some shit!"

    #jokes #dirtyjokes

  8. I'm testing a new #Mastodon feature. All the posts that would be detrimental to my mental health are replaced through AI by dirty jokes.

    So far, I like it! Bring it on!

    #AI #LLM #MentalHealth #DirtyJokes

  9. I'm testing a new #Mastodon feature. All the posts that would be detrimental to my mental health are replaced through AI by dirty jokes.

    So far, I like it! Bring it on!

    #AI #LLM #MentalHealth #DirtyJokes

  10. I'm testing a new #Mastodon feature. All the posts that would be detrimental to my mental health are replaced through AI by dirty jokes.

    So far, I like it! Bring it on!

    #AI #LLM #MentalHealth #DirtyJokes

  11. I'm testing a new #Mastodon feature. All the posts that would be detrimental to my mental health are replaced through AI by dirty jokes.

    So far, I like it! Bring it on!

    #AI #LLM #MentalHealth #DirtyJokes

  12. #DirtyJokes

    (Reprinted from the broadside, in Iona & Peter Opie’s Oxford Dictionary of Nursery Rhymes, 1951, p. 266 and pl. x.)

    “There are those in this congregation,” shouts the revivalist, “who have committed the unutterable sin of heing-and-sheing.

    Stand up and repent!” Three-quarters of the congregation stand up.

    “And there are those who have committed that double sin of sins, heing-and-heing.

    Stand up!” The rest of the men stand up.

    “And I positively know that there are those that have committed that triplest of triple sins, sheing-and-sheing!”

    The rest of the women all rise, sobbing hysterically.

    No one is left sitting but one little boy.

    “Elder Hogmouth,” he quavers, “how do you stand on meing-and-meing?”

    (N.Y. 1942.)

  13. #DirtyJokes

    (Reprinted from the broadside, in Iona & Peter Opie’s Oxford Dictionary of Nursery Rhymes, 1951, p. 266 and pl. x.)

    “There are those in this congregation,” shouts the revivalist, “who have committed the unutterable sin of heing-and-sheing.

    Stand up and repent!” Three-quarters of the congregation stand up.

    “And there are those who have committed that double sin of sins, heing-and-heing.

    Stand up!” The rest of the men stand up.

    “And I positively know that there are those that have committed that triplest of triple sins, sheing-and-sheing!”

    The rest of the women all rise, sobbing hysterically.

    No one is left sitting but one little boy.

    “Elder Hogmouth,” he quavers, “how do you stand on meing-and-meing?”

    (N.Y. 1942.)

  14. #DirtyJokes

    (Reprinted from the broadside, in Iona & Peter Opie’s Oxford Dictionary of Nursery Rhymes, 1951, p. 266 and pl. x.)

    “There are those in this congregation,” shouts the revivalist, “who have committed the unutterable sin of heing-and-sheing.

    Stand up and repent!” Three-quarters of the congregation stand up.

    “And there are those who have committed that double sin of sins, heing-and-heing.

    Stand up!” The rest of the men stand up.

    “And I positively know that there are those that have committed that triplest of triple sins, sheing-and-sheing!”

    The rest of the women all rise, sobbing hysterically.

    No one is left sitting but one little boy.

    “Elder Hogmouth,” he quavers, “how do you stand on meing-and-meing?”

    (N.Y. 1942.)

  15. #DirtyJokes

    (Reprinted from the broadside, in Iona & Peter Opie’s Oxford Dictionary of Nursery Rhymes, 1951, p. 266 and pl. x.)

    “There are those in this congregation,” shouts the revivalist, “who have committed the unutterable sin of heing-and-sheing.

    Stand up and repent!” Three-quarters of the congregation stand up.

    “And there are those who have committed that double sin of sins, heing-and-heing.

    Stand up!” The rest of the men stand up.

    “And I positively know that there are those that have committed that triplest of triple sins, sheing-and-sheing!”

    The rest of the women all rise, sobbing hysterically.

    No one is left sitting but one little boy.

    “Elder Hogmouth,” he quavers, “how do you stand on meing-and-meing?”

    (N.Y. 1942.)

  16. #DirtyJokes

    (Reprinted from the broadside, in Iona & Peter Opie’s Oxford Dictionary of Nursery Rhymes, 1951, p. 266 and pl. x.)

    “There are those in this congregation,” shouts the revivalist, “who have committed the unutterable sin of heing-and-sheing.

    Stand up and repent!” Three-quarters of the congregation stand up.

    “And there are those who have committed that double sin of sins, heing-and-heing.

    Stand up!” The rest of the men stand up.

    “And I positively know that there are those that have committed that triplest of triple sins, sheing-and-sheing!”

    The rest of the women all rise, sobbing hysterically.

    No one is left sitting but one little boy.

    “Elder Hogmouth,” he quavers, “how do you stand on meing-and-meing?”

    (N.Y. 1942.)