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Jsp 🤷🏻♀️
A6, 48 pages, relié à la main. Le carnet coquin du vendredi 😌
Bon week-end 🫦
→ https://shop.cupof.coffee/products/eat-me-untill-carnet-a6-48-pages
#carnetcoquin #handmade #reliureartisanale #queer #adulthumor #bonweekend
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CW: nsfw. sexual. innuendo. joke.
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Factory conversations be like… 😏
Some guy starts bragging about how huge he is.
Lady fires back: “You need 12 inches for that.”
Perfect silence. Everyone assumes I’m not listening. 👂😂
I look over and say:
“I can do that… I’d just have to put it in twice.”The pause.
Then absolute laughter.
Hey—no one said it had to be in one shot.
Math is math. 🤷♂️😂
#FactoryTalk
#WorkplaceHumor
#PerfectTiming
#Overheard
#MathChecksOut
#DidNotSeeThatComing
#AdultHumor
#SenseOfHumor
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CW: 🔞 NSFW 🔥XXX
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CW: 🔞 NSFW 🔥XXX
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CW: Dumb thought or business idea
I was driving to Walgreens on break and saw two jacked up trucks with "truck nuts" on the trailer hitch cruising around. It made me wonder, why is there no equivalent for redneck women driving jacked up trucks?
So I give you "truck tits" for the big, jacked up truck driving ladies out there.
Not sure how I come up with this crap? Broken brain maybe?
Sorry in advance if I've offended anyone.
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for all my haters 💁🏼♀️
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CW: Sexually suggestive
literally me
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I had to double take on this one.
I did not read 'twas -
have been told, "no kerning errors" when putting up the "ho ho ho, let it snow" Christmas decorations
