#dad-jokes — Public Fediverse posts
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CW: bad pun | lewd joke
Why do we say "threesome" and not "ride share"?
#dadJoke #dadJokes #badPun #badPuns #antiJoke #antiJokes #nsfwJoke #nsfwJokes #lewdJoke #lewdJokes
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CW: bad pun | lewd joke
Why do we say "threesome" and not "ride share"?
#dadJoke #dadJokes #badPun #badPuns #antiJoke #antiJokes #nsfwJoke #nsfwJokes #lewdJoke #lewdJokes
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CW: bad pun | lewd joke
Why do we say "threesome" and not "ride share"?
#dadJoke #dadJokes #badPun #badPuns #antiJoke #antiJokes #nsfwJoke #nsfwJokes #lewdJoke #lewdJokes
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CW: bad pun | lewd joke
Why do we say "threesome" and not "ride share"?
#dadJoke #dadJokes #badPun #badPuns #antiJoke #antiJokes #nsfwJoke #nsfwJokes #lewdJoke #lewdJokes
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CW: bad pun | lewd joke
Why do we say "threesome" and not "ride share"?
#dadJoke #dadJokes #badPun #badPuns #antiJoke #antiJokes #nsfwJoke #nsfwJokes #lewdJoke #lewdJokes
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Some days I like to balance my accounts. Other days I’m just not intuit.
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Some days I like to balance my accounts. Other days I’m just not intuit.
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Some days I like to balance my accounts. Other days I’m just not intuit.
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Some days I like to balance my accounts. Other days I’m just not intuit.
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Greece has announced it is to cease exports of hummus and taramasalata.
Apparently it's due to a double dip recession. -
Greece has announced it is to cease exports of hummus and taramasalata.
Apparently it's due to a double dip recession. -
Greece has announced it is to cease exports of hummus and taramasalata.
Apparently it's due to a double dip recession. -
Greece has announced it is to cease exports of hummus and taramasalata.
Apparently it's due to a double dip recession. -
The crane really went postal over this.
#dadjokes #dadjokesdaily #dadjokesforever #dadjokesoftheday #dadjoke
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Trying to eat more healthy, so I just had some fruit.
By which I mean I just ate an entire can of black olives in one sitting. -
Trying to eat more healthy, so I just had some fruit.
By which I mean I just ate an entire can of black olives in one sitting. -
Trying to eat more healthy, so I just had some fruit.
By which I mean I just ate an entire can of black olives in one sitting. -
Trying to eat more healthy, so I just had some fruit.
By which I mean I just ate an entire can of black olives in one sitting. -
Trying to eat more healthy, so I just had some fruit.
By which I mean I just ate an entire can of black olives in one sitting. -
I dreamed of a brand new color. It’s a pigment of my imagination.
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I dreamed of a brand new color. It’s a pigment of my imagination.
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I took a locksmithing course. It opened a lot of doors for me.
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I took a locksmithing course. It opened a lot of doors for me.
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Why are pirates and privateers so concerned with insurance, and carried interest, and accounting?
Because they are obsessed with Aarrgh OI.
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Why are pirates and privateers so concerned with insurance, and carried interest, and accounting?
Because they are obsessed with Aarrgh OI.
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He really needs to stop poking around in other people's business.
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Why do divers fall backwards going off a boat? Because if they fall forward they would still be on the boat.
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Why do divers fall backwards going off a boat? Because if they fall forward they would still be on the boat.
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My kid asked me what are two things that hold water? So I was like, well damn.
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My kid asked me what are two things that hold water? So I was like, well damn.
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Looked at my youngest, said, "It's 10:54 already? Feels like I've been up all day." #dadjoke #dadjokes #dadjokesforlife
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No sense in being pessimistic - it probably wouldn’t do any good anyway.
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No sense in being pessimistic - it probably wouldn’t do any good anyway.
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No sense in being pessimistic - it probably wouldn’t do any good anyway.
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No sense in being pessimistic - it probably wouldn’t do any good anyway.
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What do you call it when tiny bugs get into your macaroni? Anty-pasto. #dadjoke #dadjokes
Credit to @MichaelaKHulse for helping me come up with this one
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What do you call it when tiny bugs get into your macaroni? Anty-pasto. #dadjoke #dadjokes
Credit to @MichaelaKHulse for helping me come up with this one
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What do you call it when tiny bugs get into your macaroni? Anty-pasto. #dadjoke #dadjokes
Credit to @MichaelaKHulse for helping me come up with this one
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What do you call it when tiny bugs get into your macaroni? Anty-pasto. #dadjoke #dadjokes
Credit to @MichaelaKHulse for helping me come up with this one
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What do you call it when tiny bugs get into your macaroni? Anty-pasto. #dadjoke #dadjokes
Credit to @MichaelaKHulse for helping me come up with this one
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