#dad-jokes — Public Fediverse posts

A couple of my friends went to a shop selling half price flat fish.

Cheap skates.

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I got into a big argument with a guy at a bar last night who said he was a big pop star back in the 80s.

I didn't believe him but he was adamant.

#DadJokes #Jokes #FunnyHaha

Dad Joke Time: Hmmm... how soon before people copy this one! #DadJokes #Humor https://youtube.com/shorts/r_FHtKQzywQ

My wife was fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun.

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It's a bit of a leap to get a reservation.

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I went to see a surgeon about my sore foot.

He thinks I need to have an amputation!

Going for a second opinion.

He seemed a bit of a defeetist.

#Jokes #dadjokes

The founder of the Disney company had a sideline interest in equine psychiatry.

Unfortunately he was terrible at it.

You can take a horse to Walter but he can’t make it think.

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@DocAtCDI

This is an actual dad jokes. I think it needs a #dadjokes hashtag.

@dgar

This one deserves a #dadjokes hashtag

I’m addicted to pressing the F1 key on my computer.

I’m trying to get help.

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She will be alright, probably...

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#DadJokes #Sheep #TonyBennett

What do sheared sheep sing in springtime?

Please Refleece Me, Gee, I'm Cold.

I'll see myself to the door.

I just started volunteering to clean litter off the side of the road.

I didn’t get any training, but I’ll pick it up as I go along.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes

@farah don't denigrate #dadjokes , they're the best part of the internet. About as fundamental as http. ;)

“You’ve got mail”, said the blacksmith as he delivered the knight’s new armor.

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He neverlands.

I like this joke because it never grows old.

#DadJokes #Puns #NotMyFault