#dad-jokes — Public Fediverse posts

Not to be a grammar nazi, but people keep saying "I climbed Everest" when it should be "I climbed the most ever." - Tammy Golden

#dadjokes

"What should we play now that there's only two of us?"
"We could layer some toop..."
"What's that?"
"It's a toop layer game"

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Here, take a nerd joke on the house.
Fresh from the bakery!

#Lenovo #HewlettPackard #dadjokes #puujalka #puujalkavitsit

Warum heißt es "Kündigung wegen mehrmaligem Zu-spät-Kommens wegen Verschlafens trotz mehrfacher Abmahnung" und nicht "Verpenner-Aus"

#dadJoke #dadJokes #badPun #badPuns #antiJoke

I used to be great at stopping myself from being hit by hailstones by wearing a suit of armor.

Now I’m a bit rusty.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes

Doctor: “Have you experienced any unexplained weight gain this year?”

Me: “No, I can probably explain it all.”

#funny #jokes #dadjokes

A group of guys covered in coal dust walk into a bar.

The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve miners”.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes

Don't worry, their bark is worse than their bite.

#dadjokes #dadjokesdaily #dadjokesforever #dadjokesoftheday #dadjoke

What's the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man? One stops bad guys, the other just foils their plans.

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Clearly not a dad. If he was, he’d have called it “shocking” #DadJokes