#dad-jokes — Public Fediverse posts

Dude 1: hey, bro.

Dude 2: yeah, bro?

Dude 1: can you hand me that pamphlet?

Dude 2: brochure.

#DadJokes #Puns #NotMyFault #Bro

Dad Joke Time: It seems so obvious! Obviously worth a groan, I mean... #DadJokes #Humor https://youtube.com/shorts/YICMhZiFi_I

Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

#dadjokes

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time.

#dadjokes

My friend was hit by a drum kit the other day.

The doctor says he has percussion.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes

Q: What's the difference between our dad's generation and our generation ?

A: They have Wonder Woman, we have to wonder if it's a woman.

#dadjokes

I have a pet tree.

It’s like having a pet dog except the bark is quieter.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes

Why do we say "I sent someone on Mastodon a compliment" and not "I have a sweet toot"?

#badPun #badPuns #dadJoke #dadJokes #antiJoke

RE: https://mastodon.au/@Heliograph/117132584700232392

Confirmed seagull not flying over a bay. 🥯 #dadjokes

@Heliograph definitely not flying over a bay.

Then it’d be a bay gull. 🥯 #dadjokes

My students after the, hmmm, 1,000th dad joke during *one* lesson… 😎🤓 #dadjokes #teacher

I tripped and hit my head on a pillow.

Got a concushion.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes