#dad-jokes — Public Fediverse posts

I once gave my non-furry friend a fursuit glove as a present...

It turns out, that's a faux paw.

(This probably won't translate well between languages, so let me explain: in English, "faux paw" borrows "faux" from French. It is also pronounced almost identically to "faux pas," meaning a critical error in a social situation.)

#furrypuns #puns #pun #furryhumor #dadjoke #dadjokes

I’m confused, how can a cemetery raise its funeral prices…

And blame it on the cost of living!

#funny #jokes #dadjokes

Mon Schéri.
Limited Design Edition.

#DadJokes

Paying more attention to things from the early 19th century: Regency bias.

#Wordplay #DadJokes

I was gonna tell a railroad joke…
But I lost my train of thought. #dadjokes

Dad Joke Alert: This groaner is a perfect fit. Lock it in! #DadJokes #Humor https://youtube.com/shorts/QZFOsbl0yxk

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

Because they always manage to quack the case.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes

New record player. Who disc?

#hoho #dadjokes

We've got a new place that when you die recycles your body into plant food. At least most people - they won't take people with certain names

It's Pete free compst.

#dadjokes

Dad Joke Time: Lumberjacks can be funny. Really! #DadJokes #Humor https://youtube.com/shorts/xLvLisMRkZk

If you drink Bulmers / Magners every day, it makes you swear in an Irish accent, meaning it has long term cider fecks.

I'll get my coat!!! #Dadjokes #jokes #funnies #ImSoSorry

What do you call a carnivorous weatherman?

A meat-eaterologist.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes

That guy has a logic fetish.

He can't stop coming to conclusions.

#DadJokes

Ich finde Hilber hatte sehr bodenständige Träume.

#dadJokes #mathewitz