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She will be alright, probably...

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#DadJokes #Sheep #TonyBennett

What do sheared sheep sing in springtime?

Please Refleece Me, Gee, I'm Cold.

I'll see myself to the door.

I just started volunteering to clean litter off the side of the road.

I didn’t get any training, but I’ll pick it up as I go along.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes

@farah don't denigrate #dadjokes , they're the best part of the internet. About as fundamental as http. ;)

“You’ve got mail”, said the blacksmith as he delivered the knight’s new armor.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He neverlands.

I like this joke because it never grows old.

#DadJokes #Puns #NotMyFault

Dad Joke Alert: Careful, people are watching to see if you laugh or groan... #DadJokes #Humor https://youtube.com/shorts/L-ixByvtalM

I know someone who was going to propose using a helium balloon.

He popped the question.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes

Dad Joke Time: Not all is as it appears. And then the groans begin... #DadJokes #humor https://youtube.com/shorts/8yc03YWHTZM

A pony walks into a bar and whispers to the bartender "Can I have a glass of water?"

The bartender says "Why are you whispering?"

The pony responds "I'm a little horse."

#dadjokes