Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #furryhumor, aggregated by home.social.
Stuart (🐺) to Lam E. (🐑): "Look, your brother is asleep!"
Spark E. (🐕), asleep: "The moon is cheese."
Lam E.: "Are we going to fact-check him on that?"
Stuart: "Actually, I've heard it's best to let sleeping dogs lie..."
· · ·
Lam E.: "You've been corrupted by my brother's punster ways."
I'm thinking of making a sea cow OC named "Hugh."
Hugh's adventures would be universally relatable and encapsulate the human experience.
I'll be calling his adventures "The Story of Hugh Manatee."
I once gave my non-furry friend a fursuit glove as a present...
It turns out, that's a faux paw.
(This probably won't translate well between languages, so let me explain: in English, "faux paw" borrows "faux" from French. It is also pronounced almost identically to "faux pas," meaning a critical error in a social situation.)
Ahhh, I do love a good pun!
For those not in the know, protogens subsist mainly on Random Access Memory.
#furry #furrymeme #furrypun #furryhumor #pun #puns #humor #sheep #animalcartoon #protogens #ram
Lam E.: "What are you doing there in the garden ankle-deep in loam?"
Spark E.: "I'm done being a person. People are the worst. I'm a plant now."
...
Lam E.: "Whatever. Dinner's at 5:30; we're having carrot stew."
Spark E.: "That's nice; I'll be here, photosynthesizing for sustenance."
Lam E.: "Yeaaaaah... I'm calling Dr. Ruhman." [goes into the house, closes door]
Spark E.: "Remember to leave the porchlight on tonight! My circadian rhythm relies on a midnight snack!"
BOM DIA! Cafézinho com leite pra acordar.. Tudo bem com vcs? Dormiram bem? Espero que tenham um ótimo dia! ^-^🥰
GOOD MORNING! Coffee with milk to wake up.. How are you all? Did you sleep well? I hope you have a great day! ^-^🥰
Zachary stood in front of a massive holographic whiteboard, summarized scenes written on digital notecards floated in a grid in front of him. The fox swapped their positions around in different sequences with subtle gestures of his paws while mumbling to himself.
He was so transfixed on his task he didn't notice Thor slipping into the room, until the squeak of the wooden door betrayed the large dark gray German shepherd.
Zachary whirled around, the board swiftly turning to its blank side, the fox pointed at the dog, and exclaimed "AH! AH! AH! WRAPPING PRESENTS! WRAPPING PRESENTS! GET OUT OF HERE!"
Thor grinned, quickly ducked out, and ran down the hall giggling as the door slammed shut behind him.
"You're gonna cost yourself a sex scene if you keep that up, ya naughty little shit!" Zachary yelled after him, grinning.
#furries #furrywriter #ZacharyFoxx #comedy #satire #bullshit #furryhumor #furry #writer #writersofmastodon #writers #fun #silly