#couched — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #couched, aggregated by home.social.
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No doubt he did have diamonds on the soles of his shoes to match the diamond inlays on his teeth and the diamond powder glinting on his skin in the club lights. He was issuing threats, threats #couched as invitations, to those among his business partners whom he suspected of getting a little frisky, a little contrary, with their opinions:
"Enjoy dancing, celebrating... breathing? Then you'd best be at this party! It's 70s themed; we'll be dancing to 'Stayin' Alive.'"
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CW: #ADweek #memes #meme #advertising
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Total G👴P divorced NRG vibeZ. #Couched running M8?
Bit of a strange ticket to rocket man, init? Playlisted.
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The IvyLeague w/ it's groomed mens' init? Such twisted logic that needs the psyche #couched post hazing or is it haaaay->zing? Tough call. Not my field. Best to leave that to the psychiatrist, init? Seems a bit broadly targeted but throws the Republicans' women in the same boat? Such an odd view this cycle to take but... Odd seems to be the takes this cycle, init?
*Sigh* 👉🧀!
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CW: Couching Case Studies of the G👴P
Wait, but didn't Jesse ' needs a psychiatrist 🛋️ ' W. go on to tell Jeanine this about her voting for a Republican Woman.... ????
Such a #WeirdReich! ⚠️👴👉🎻🛋️🐬
The #Couching / #Couched crowd is a #DSM5 case studies'!!!!!
Why even the Millennial VP FlipFlopper pick was an embarrassing story like it was a planned thing or something?! 🤦♂️
Such miXed mess(age)ing you need a psyche 👉🛋️!!!! #KitchenTableIssues
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https://infosec.exchange/@infosec_jcp/112885122230701532 -
CW: Couching Case Studies of the G👴P
Wait, but didn't Jesse ' needs a psychiatrist 🛋️ ' W. go on to tell Jeanine this about her voting for a Republican Woman.... ????
Such a #WeirdReich! ⚠️👴👉🎻🛋️🐬
The #Couching / #Couched crowd is a #DSM5 case studies'!!!!!
Why even the Millennial VP FlipFlopper pick was an embarrassing story like it was a planned thing or something?! 🤦♂️
Such miXed mess(age)ing you need a psyche 👉🛋️!!!! #KitchenTableIssues
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https://infosec.exchange/@infosec_jcp/112885122230701532 -
CW: Couching Case Studies of the G👴P
Wait, but didn't Jesse ' needs a psychiatrist 🛋️ ' W. go on to tell Jeanine this about her voting for a Republican Woman.... ????
Such a #WeirdReich! ⚠️👴👉🎻🛋️🐬
The #Couching / #Couched crowd is a #DSM5 case studies'!!!!!
Why even the Millennial VP FlipFlopper pick was an embarrassing story like it was a planned thing or something?! 🤦♂️
Such miXed mess(age)ing you need a psyche 👉🛋️!!!! #KitchenTableIssues
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https://infosec.exchange/@infosec_jcp/112885122230701532 -
CW: Couching Case Studies of the G👴P
Wait, but didn't Jesse ' needs a psychiatrist 🛋️ ' W. go on to tell Jeanine this about her voting for a Republican Woman.... ????
Such a #WeirdReich! ⚠️👴👉🎻🛋️🐬
The #Couching / #Couched crowd is a #DSM5 case studies'!!!!!
Why even the Millennial VP FlipFlopper pick was an embarrassing story like it was a planned thing or something?! 🤦♂️
Such miXed mess(age)ing you need a psyche 👉🛋️!!!! #KitchenTableIssues
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https://infosec.exchange/@infosec_jcp/112885122230701532 -
CW: Couching Case Studies of the G👴P
Wait, but didn't Jesse ' needs a psychiatrist 🛋️ ' W. go on to tell Jeanine this about her voting for a Republican Woman.... ????
Such a #WeirdReich! ⚠️👴👉🎻🛋️🐬
The #Couching / #Couched crowd is a #DSM5 case studies'!!!!!
Why even the Millennial VP FlipFlopper pick was an embarrassing story like it was a planned thing or something?! 🤦♂️
Such miXed mess(age)ing you need a psyche 👉🛋️!!!! #KitchenTableIssues
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https://infosec.exchange/@infosec_jcp/112885122230701532 -
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Whoaaaa.... Things are getting....
Weird..... Over..... There.... 🤭 ⚠️👉
Ugh... And creepy also. 🤢 👉🛋️
Creepy🤝Weird🤝Menstrual Trackers 🤢 👉🛋️
Keep going as the mocking #Couched & zero policies spewed forth except the old weirdest version of how to creep out the majority of people & how not govern by their policies... continues.
Bad #policies get mocked btw because that's their bet that their Creepy🤝Weird version is NOT America, not mainstream, total break-systems-can't-govern playbook but IS how they are in a #camp_pain mode vs. #campaign mode elsewhere.
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CW: CW: it's actually worse
@failedLyndonLaRouchite @Bronwyn
Sadly, no. Not false the 🛋️ bit. AP _withdrew_ their story about it not being true as it's from his first book, page 180. Totally. #Couched. 💯 🤢
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https://infosec.exchange/@skykiss@sfba.social/112850553464763441Actually, it gets WORSE. Dolphanately. 🐬🤝💻, With citations:
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https://infosec.exchange/@infosec_jcp/112860561408186927Here is a combination meme. 🤢
I can only imagine the drill sgt. from the Marines laying into it:
🐴 " GeeeZusss Khristahhh... Are you a CF'R! HoleeeLee's 💩!!!! "
🐎 " Drop and give the psyche couch 20, private!!!! "
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Nyet surprised the #CFDolphinBetas sorority house #couched the aquarium trip up when they couldn't make it past the furniture store on the way to vote.
#Election2024 is 🐬.ly #weird 🍽️ #uspol
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Ooo! Ooo!
I remember that campaign slogan!
Wasn't this that the Jeb 🤝 Dukakis 🤝 McCain ticket about the seeing Russia from Jeb's place? Or was that Dukakis's place? /$ 🤔
#Weird🤝#Couched🤝#Election2024
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🛋️What a #WeirdReich feeling they must have when passing by a furniture store 🛋️ or aquarium 🐬 or talking about their 🍽️ table issues'.
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CW: #uspol #NSFW #JDVance #Couched 🤮
This guy is totally #Couched.
( Page 180, First Edition, citation:
👇 ⚠️ #NSFW #JDVance ⚠️👇
https://infosec.exchange/@infosec_jcp/112850690154082479 )He's 'gonna git 🔥'D & 👉🛋️, failed VC got Rumbled, dolphinately 🐬👎
https://gizmodo.com/jd-vances-online-reputation-graduates-from-couch-lover-to-dolphin-porn-enthusiast-2000479613Next up he's probably going to argue that furniture OVER 18+yrs old, that he OWN'S like his non-voting Children not of voting age 18+ ( dream on Name Changer! ), should be able to vote since he ' owns the furniture '. 🤢🤒🤮🤦♂️
This is going to send the anti-voting Republican side to invest in furniture for ' more votes ' iBet. Furniture Racist thinker from that #Couched Broke ⛰️ taken aback to reach for his 🤵'd fren calendarZ, the ' shared Couch .ical ) for alone time shared with his ' Ivy League Hillbilly Minders, Groomsmen only college dorm 🏚️, No Women, Childless, Dateless 📅, MenOnly Harvard Days for his ' Reich of Passage ' by the HillZ neXt to the Valley, init?
MmHmm.
Peter knows wot he bought and paid for and everyone KNOWS HOW MUCH HE PAID FOR JDV.
His book titled, didn't it?
Totally movie'D. 👎🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hillbilly_Elegy_(film)Lowly 🍅 Tomatoed, Rottenly. 👎🍅👎
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/hillbilly_elegy🍅🍆🤝🧤🤝🛋️🤝🐬🤝💻🤝🔥🤢
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CW: re: uspol lewd curse words
Actually.... it was a first edition Millennial overshare example from his Ivy League prebought education days where he had 6+ dude roommates who... Like him, couldn't get dates, except with the 👉🛋️ & 🧤's, apparently a calendar 📅 schedule for their right of passage type 🤝 ' roommates' 🛋️Ed Dates ... Ugh.🤦♂️
#Couched examples ... Rumors about an overshare on 🐬's NSFW browser history leaks also have been said... Ugh. 🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤒
⚠️ #NSFW #RNC #JDVance
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CW: re: Uspol
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Is the Pee Wee's Playhouse Couch Okay?
Quick, send AP!!!! 📰🎤🛋️
#uspol #associatedpress #couched #interventions🤝#interviews 👎🛋️📰👀
Rupert is gonna #Couch2News
🚫🛋️📰 #RebrandingFails #news -
Is the Pee Wee's Playhouse Couch Okay?
Quick, send AP!!!! 📰🎤🛋️
#uspol #associatedpress #couched #interventions🤝#interviews 👎🛋️📰👀
Rupert is gonna #Couch2News
🚫🛋️📰 #RebrandingFails #news -
Is the Pee Wee's Playhouse Couch Okay?
Quick, send AP!!!! 📰🎤🛋️
#uspol #associatedpress #couched #interventions🤝#interviews 👎🛋️📰👀
Rupert is gonna #Couch2News
🚫🛋️📰 #RebrandingFails #news -
Is the Pee Wee's Playhouse Couch Okay?
Quick, send AP!!!! 📰🎤🛋️
#uspol #associatedpress #couched #interventions🤝#interviews 👎🛋️📰👀
Rupert is gonna #Couch2News
🚫🛋️📰 #RebrandingFails #news -
Is the Pee Wee's Playhouse Couch Okay?
Quick, send AP!!!! 📰🎤🛋️
#uspol #associatedpress #couched #interventions🤝#interviews 👎🛋️📰👀
Rupert is gonna #Couch2News
🚫🛋️📰 #RebrandingFails #news -
#Couched is IN the Lexicon now. jfc, etm.
🛋️.ed. , verb, political terminology pertaining to College Date Night with JD Vance🤝🛋️🤝6 other Dudes🤝🗓️*
* Rule 34🤝🛋️🤝🧔🤝🧔🤝🧔🤝🧔🤝🧔🤝🧔🤝🗓️
Sentence Examples:
" Those poor, poor, poor, poor, 🛋️ Ed Groomsmen Roommates 🤵, couched, as long as there wasn't a scheduling conflict... as is their ' right of passage ', between them and the 👉🛋️. "" Look, you just #Couched this up, okay? " 👉🛋️
" Ugh, that's #Couched UP. " 👉🛋️
" Page 180 brought into the lexicon and totally #Couched that reference up. "
Citation:
https://infosec.exchange/@skykiss@sfba.social/112850553464763441 -
After #DeSantis fell off the National US Political Map in #uspol
👉👢 In TFG kiss 💍 QuidProQuolandia where DeSantis resided....
The bunny had some work to .do.
⛏️🐰 " .Fla, where #woke went wake'D."
Update: 🔮 👉🛋️ed ( #Couched ! )
Citation:
https://infosec.exchange/@GottaLaff@mastodon.social/112854993449346087