#couching — Public Fediverse posts

☀️ Heat, 🛋️ weekend, 🥱 boredom — what do you do?

Exactly: Build pointless status pages with a custom design. 😄

Since our wonderful tool #UptimeKuma is just so wonderfully easy to style (Yes! That was subtle criticism. Still: thank you for this great piece of software! ;) - I had to use the API for the visual side of things.

Two out of three worlds now have their own little status pages. They already existed and will remain, but now with their own design instead of Kuma’s default look.
Both pull data from the API of their respective origin:

🌐 #AWsite — with its own subdomain:
https://status.weindl.biz

🌐 #FEROX — gets a path:
https://ferox.cc/status

Only #AWiT remains on the default Kuma design for now. AWiT will get a complete redesign in the foreseeable future, once the association has officially been founded.

But now: Inspired by another post earlier today, it’s time for #Couching and watching #DemolitionMan in the original version. 📺

Gentle greetings 🌙 — and if you have problems with your bidet: use the three seashells!

#SelfHosting #OpenSource #StatusPage #Webdesign #Mastodon #Fediverse #Uptime #Homelab #Linux #TheThreeSeashells

Cataract surgery was practiced by many ancient cultures.
One surgical practice was called #couching, as depicted in these images.
This surgery physically displaces the lens by pushing it out of the line of vision.

Another surgical practice is called #needling,
which breaks the lens into smaller pieces.

Neither of these surgeries left patients with perfect vision,
but they avoided total blindness.

Both needling and couching were still being performed during the Renaissance era.

In 1583, #Georg #Bartisch (1535-1606) wrote about couching and illustrated the procedure.
Georg Bartisch was a surgeon who limited his practice to ophthalmology and hernia repair.

His book, Ophthalmodouleia: das ist Augendienst (Ophthalmology: That Is the Service of the Eyes), was the first ophthalmic text written in vernacular German.

It was also the first extensively illustrated book for any surgical specialty.

It is an astonishing record of the practice of ophthalmology during the Renaissance period.

Bartisch had much to say about how to fashion a cataract needle and perform couching.

He also took pains to describe where to perform the surgery.

He warned patients away from itinerate surgeons at the marketplace.

Instead, he suggested surgery should take place inside a "light chamber in which the patient shall have his bed and covers; so that he need not go far.
The nearer the bed, the better it is."

Sound advice in an age before anesthesia.

https://library.nyam.org/colorourcollections/wp-content/uploads/sites/5/2022/01/Aubrey_Minshew_MuseumoftheEyeColoringBook2021.pdf

They are totally #couching this election.

Totally! 👉🛋️🚫🙅‍♂️

@palin

Hmm, they didn't add couches to the background? That's odd. I thought this was a sponsorship by that Aaron's Rentals offshoot to make #couching 🤝🧤's a mainstream appeal to truckers via wiping away the college' debt via QuidProQuo ' to that Sofa Queen / NFT / crypto shoppe?

Odd choice of backdrops. Are the -r #FeeSpeech crowd totally #couching this presser up with only one camera or did they run out of crisis actors to pay out of their Dolphin Visiting Funds via a depleted Super pac dark money QuidProCouch payback scheme?

No Pipe and Drape sponsorship? Where's the banner ad sponsors? Isn't this a sad sad sad NASCAR NFT scheme for gauze screwing over the MyTemuPillow outlet popupstore .ru or something?

Odd🤝Strange🤝🛋️🤝💻🤝🐬🤝#Weird

@thomasfuchs

#Couching is a verb! 😆

🛋️
https://infosec.exchange/@infosec_jcp/112877388308482803

@float13

Totally a #couched🤝#couching kinda day. Bit strange. 👉🏄🌊

@jalefkowit

The #couching continues up the paved road to the 👉🏞️*

* But wait.... Till the Master Sgt. Drops an interview! 😂

@zuul

Is the US🤝world watching this strange🤝creepy🤝weirdreich🤝RealityTv🤝💩🤝DARVOing🚼🤝 Plummeted in rating show called #Couching on ViaCom? Is everyone even watching the same channel? Wait, wot?
⚠️
👇
https://infosec.exchange/@infosec_jcp/112882148478949916

Hmm, maybe #NatSecRickThePillow wasn't such a bad typo.

Totally wasn't as bad as the #GrandpaNatSecRickVonShizenPanzer though.. nope. #couching 🐅'Z, no doubt.

Couching is verb, da?

#couching is a VERB ! 😆

Citation, da!
https://infosec.exchange/@damemagazine@newsie.social/112876059731113672

Beim Blick in #Projektmanagementwerkzeug, #Backlog, #Aufgabenverwaltung und #Todoliste fällt mir immer wieder auf, wie langweilig viele Arbeitspakete und Tasks doch sind. Warum kann ich mein Geld nicht bei #Bouldern, #Biken, #Karate, #Skaten, #Gartenarbeit, #Klönen oder #Couching verdienen? 😆

Guten Morgen! Jetzt erstmal nen Eimer Tee! 😁 …und morgen wieder Rock’n’Roll auf dem „Wisdom Tooth Festival“ in Bissingen… was steht bei Euch so an? 😉

#selfiethursday #thursday #selfie #tee #tea #teatime #teatimeisthebesttime #gutenmorgen #gumo #beard #bart #bärtig #bearded #sofa #couching