#codinglanguages — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #codinglanguages, aggregated by home.social.
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🚀🥽 MATLAB: The Jurassic Park of coding languages! #Engineers need "whiteboard-style" code, apparently, because nothing says cutting-edge like scribbling math on a chalkboard. Keep pretending those surveys are wrong while the rest of us move on. 🦖💻
https://runmat.org/blog/in-defense-of-matlab-whiteboard-style-code #MATLAB #JurassicPark #whiteboardcoding #techhumor #codinglanguages #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀🥽 MATLAB: The Jurassic Park of coding languages! #Engineers need "whiteboard-style" code, apparently, because nothing says cutting-edge like scribbling math on a chalkboard. Keep pretending those surveys are wrong while the rest of us move on. 🦖💻
https://runmat.org/blog/in-defense-of-matlab-whiteboard-style-code #MATLAB #JurassicPark #whiteboardcoding #techhumor #codinglanguages #HackerNews #ngated -
🥴 Ah, yes, Rust in the kernel, because what we really need is to sprinkle more coding languages into the tech soup 🍲. Clearly, the way to "track trust" is by adding layers of #complexity no one asked for. Kernel security? Just slap some Rust on it, problem solved! 🙄
https://lwn.net/Articles/1034603/ #RustInKernel #TechSoup #CodingLanguages #KernelSecurity #HackerNews #ngated -
🥴 Ah, yes, Rust in the kernel, because what we really need is to sprinkle more coding languages into the tech soup 🍲. Clearly, the way to "track trust" is by adding layers of #complexity no one asked for. Kernel security? Just slap some Rust on it, problem solved! 🙄
https://lwn.net/Articles/1034603/ #RustInKernel #TechSoup #CodingLanguages #KernelSecurity #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah yes, Action! The 8-bit language that was "the best" because BASIC was too pedestrian and Assembly was just too... competent. 🤖✨ If you were busy dominating the #Atari scene in '83, clearly you were missing out on all the other riveting languages like Logo and Pilot. 😂👾
https://www.goto10retro.com/p/action-was-the-best-8-bit-programming #Action #8bit #RetroProgramming #CodingLanguages #Nostalgia #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah yes, Action! The 8-bit language that was "the best" because BASIC was too pedestrian and Assembly was just too... competent. 🤖✨ If you were busy dominating the #Atari scene in '83, clearly you were missing out on all the other riveting languages like Logo and Pilot. 😂👾
https://www.goto10retro.com/p/action-was-the-best-8-bit-programming #Action #8bit #RetroProgramming #CodingLanguages #Nostalgia #HackerNews #ngated -
Wow, a love letter to a #programming language that makes a turtle crossing the road look like a speedster. 🚗💨 Apparently, Objective-C was the Esperanto of code until the world realized it'd rather speak Klingon. 🖖
https://www.wired.com/story/objective-c-programming-language-verbose/ #loveletter #ObjectiveC #techhumor #codinglanguages #turtlepower #HackerNews #ngated -
Wow, a love letter to a #programming language that makes a turtle crossing the road look like a speedster. 🚗💨 Apparently, Objective-C was the Esperanto of code until the world realized it'd rather speak Klingon. 🖖
https://www.wired.com/story/objective-c-programming-language-verbose/ #loveletter #ObjectiveC #techhumor #codinglanguages #turtlepower #HackerNews #ngated
