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Rats like pizza.

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Baby alligators do not make swell pets or sewer system dwellers. 🐊🚽

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Ix-nay on the ig-pay atin-lay.

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Beware the sales pigeon.

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Pigeons do not need to be fed. They eat any shit they find so please stop feeding them. #CityWildLifeTips #HashtagGames

Never call the noble raccoon a “trash panda.” It’s offensive to their species.

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and there's not much he can do in the middle of a city.

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Here we come, walkin' down the street
We get the funniest looks from every one we meet

Hey, hey, we're the Monkees and people say we monkey around
But we're too busy singing to put anybody down

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Snakes? Haven’t seen any here in Dublin ever since that fella St. Patrick came along.

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Have fun Dodging Blue Jays with bats!

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There are no rats in Hamelin. But then again, neither are there children.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pied_Piper_of_Hamelin

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Welcome to Berlin. Not only do we have a bear in our coat of arms, there are actual bears roaming our streets.

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We know you want to share the best tasting burrito in the city, but for Pete’s sake DO NOT feed it to the coyotes.

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You may witness a murder of crows.

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Count the shadows!

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The pigeons are multilingual. They can shit on your car in eight different languages.

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Be kind to those who live in the tenement you moved into because they'll still be there long after you leave. Give the cockroaches names and treat them like members of your family.

Don’t be afraid — you’ll be ready once you’re read in, tooth and claw.

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Parks are great for poisoning pigeons, but anywhere will do, really.

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