#3kernals — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #3kernals, aggregated by home.social.
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Three Kernals: appliance edition
1) the space station food processor makes all the food look like the person that ordered it
2) the horse whip makes a plopping noise and makes the horses giggle.
3) a spoon makes food appear so tasty and beautiful but removes all the nourishment
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Three Kernals: appliance edition
1) the space station food processor makes all the food look like the person that ordered it
2) the horse whip makes a plopping noise and makes the horses giggle.
3) a spoon makes food appear so tasty and beautiful but removes all the nourishment
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Three Kernals: appliance edition
1) the space station food processor makes all the food look like the person that ordered it
2) the horse whip makes a plopping noise and makes the horses giggle.
3) a spoon makes food appear so tasty and beautiful but removes all the nourishment
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Three kernals for #ttrpg #ideas
1) whenever a car drives at 42 kmh all the tires deflate. Everyone drives under 42 kmh.
2) The rocket flame changes colour as the atmosphere thins. This should not happen.
3) A malfunctioning teleporter/transporter will only send you to the busiest restaurant near your target location.
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Three kernals for #ttrpg #ideas
1) whenever a car drives at 42 kmh all the tires deflate. Everyone drives under 42 kmh.
2) The rocket flame changes colour as the atmosphere thins. This should not happen.
3) A malfunctioning teleporter/transporter will only send you to the busiest restaurant near your target location.
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Three kernals for #ttrpg #ideas
1) whenever a car drives at 42 kmh all the tires deflate. Everyone drives under 42 kmh.
2) The rocket flame changes colour as the atmosphere thins. This should not happen.
3) A malfunctioning teleporter/transporter will only send you to the busiest restaurant near your target location.
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Three kernals for #ttrpg #ideas
1) whenever a car drives at 42 kmh all the tires deflate. Everyone drives under 42 kmh.
2) The rocket flame changes colour as the atmosphere thins. This should not happen.
3) A malfunctioning teleporter/transporter will only send you to the busiest restaurant near your target location.
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Three kernals
1) floating sickness in a small village. sleeping villagers float towards the stars after they fall asleep.
2) the airlocks on a space station develop a pious judgemental attitude of who gets to open them
3) the pack animals can carry twice as much stuff for no reason at all.
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Three kernals
1) floating sickness in a small village. sleeping villagers float towards the stars after they fall asleep.
2) the airlocks on a space station develop a pious judgemental attitude of who gets to open them
3) the pack animals can carry twice as much stuff for no reason at all.
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Three kernals
1) floating sickness in a small village. sleeping villagers float towards the stars after they fall asleep.
2) the airlocks on a space station develop a pious judgemental attitude of who gets to open them
3) the pack animals can carry twice as much stuff for no reason at all.
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Three kernals
1) floating sickness in a small village. sleeping villagers float towards the stars after they fall asleep.
2) the airlocks on a space station develop a pious judgemental attitude of who gets to open them
3) the pack animals can carry twice as much stuff for no reason at all.
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Three #rpg kernals
1) everyone in the expedition suddenly thinks that one particular member smells very yummy.
2) two members in the expedition can only talk when by alternating words between them. "I ... see ... a ... large ..."
3) when one member of the expedition says something every other member must repeat what was said before moving on.
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Three #rpg kernals
1) everyone in the expedition suddenly thinks that one particular member smells very yummy.
2) two members in the expedition can only talk when by alternating words between them. "I ... see ... a ... large ..."
3) when one member of the expedition says something every other member must repeat what was said before moving on.
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Three #rpg kernals
1) everyone in the expedition suddenly thinks that one particular member smells very yummy.
2) two members in the expedition can only talk when by alternating words between them. "I ... see ... a ... large ..."
3) when one member of the expedition says something every other member must repeat what was said before moving on.
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Now that #rpgaday2023 is over? What now? ;) #ttrpg I like #3kernals
1) the beer no longer makes drinkers drunk.
2) the book covers in the library are all wrong.
3) sheep are running around town 'demanding' their fur back.
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Now that #rpgaday2023 is over? What now? ;) #ttrpg I like #3kernals
1) the beer no longer makes drinkers drunk.
2) the book covers in the library are all wrong.
3) sheep are running around town 'demanding' their fur back.
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Now that #rpgaday2023 is over? What now? ;) #ttrpg I like #3kernals
1) the beer no longer makes drinkers drunk.
2) the book covers in the library are all wrong.
3) sheep are running around town 'demanding' their fur back.
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Now that #rpgaday2023 is over? What now? ;) #ttrpg I like #3kernals
1) the beer no longer makes drinkers drunk.
2) the book covers in the library are all wrong.
3) sheep are running around town 'demanding' their fur back.
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Kernals
1) candles stop making smoke.
2) local cleric starts coughing smoke
3) smoke signals no longer work -
1) you cut into your melon and find another melon inside that melon
2) the robot that is supposed to paint house interiors starts painting messages on driveway
3) the superhero alert system starts alerting supervillains instead.
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1) you cut into your melon and find another melon inside that melon
2) the robot that is supposed to paint house interiors starts painting messages on driveway
3) the superhero alert system starts alerting supervillains instead.
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1) you cut into your melon and find another melon inside that melon
2) the robot that is supposed to paint house interiors starts painting messages on driveway
3) the superhero alert system starts alerting supervillains instead.
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1) everyone sneezes at exactly the same time in church and the pastor drops dead.
2) children keep complaining that the cows are all dancing too loud.
3) a statue in the center of town takes on the appearance of various townsfolk. each of whom end up turning into a statue themselves.
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1) everyone sneezes at exactly the same time in church and the pastor drops dead.
2) children keep complaining that the cows are all dancing too loud.
3) a statue in the center of town takes on the appearance of various townsfolk. each of whom end up turning into a statue themselves.
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1) everyone sneezes at exactly the same time in church and the pastor drops dead.
2) children keep complaining that the cows are all dancing too loud.
3) a statue in the center of town takes on the appearance of various townsfolk. each of whom end up turning into a statue themselves.
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1) everyone sneezes at exactly the same time in church and the pastor drops dead.
2) children keep complaining that the cows are all dancing too loud.
3) a statue in the center of town takes on the appearance of various townsfolk. each of whom end up turning into a statue themselves.
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1) you receive a letter (delivered by bat or cat) hiring you for an assassination. However the target is yourself.
2) another letter (delivered by drone or courier walrus) hiring you for an assassination. However you assassinated that target 13 years ago.
3) you receive a letter (delivered by donkey or courier trebuchet) that is hiring you to carry out an assassination. However they only supply a common first name and haircut style as identification.
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1) you receive a letter (delivered by bat or cat) hiring you for an assassination. However the target is yourself.
2) another letter (delivered by drone or courier walrus) hiring you for an assassination. However you assassinated that target 13 years ago.
3) you receive a letter (delivered by donkey or courier trebuchet) that is hiring you to carry out an assassination. However they only supply a common first name and haircut style as identification.
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1) you receive a letter (delivered by bat or cat) hiring you for an assassination. However the target is yourself.
2) another letter (delivered by drone or courier walrus) hiring you for an assassination. However you assassinated that target 13 years ago.
3) you receive a letter (delivered by donkey or courier trebuchet) that is hiring you to carry out an assassination. However they only supply a common first name and haircut style as identification.
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1) you receive a letter (delivered by bat or cat) hiring you for an assassination. However the target is yourself.
2) another letter (delivered by drone or courier walrus) hiring you for an assassination. However you assassinated that target 13 years ago.
3) you receive a letter (delivered by donkey or courier trebuchet) that is hiring you to carry out an assassination. However they only supply a common first name and haircut style as identification.
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1. Animals
2. Plants
3. Precipice.
#3Kernals -
1. Animals
2. Plants
3. Precipice.
#3Kernals -
1. Animals
2. Plants
3. Precipice.
#3Kernals -
1. Animals
2. Plants
3. Precipice.
#3Kernals -
1. Animals
2. Plants
3. Precipice.
#3Kernals