#murderisbad — Public Fediverse posts
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1) you receive a letter (delivered by bat or cat) hiring you for an assassination. However the target is yourself.
2) another letter (delivered by drone or courier walrus) hiring you for an assassination. However you assassinated that target 13 years ago.
3) you receive a letter (delivered by donkey or courier trebuchet) that is hiring you to carry out an assassination. However they only supply a common first name and haircut style as identification.