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  1. A few years ago my default assumption would have been "oh, someone thought they could save money on their IT budget by firing all their experienced IT folk and contracting out to a company that uses cheap fresh graduates in India"

    Now I may have to modify that assumption and allow for the possibility that they thought they could save money on their IT budget by firing all their experienced IT folk and using AI to write their code.

    bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g23n

    #ITFuckUps #LloydsBank #IT

  2. CW: Iran War

    "Trump says US makes 'a lot of money' when oil prices go up"

    Especially anyone who knew in advance what was coming and bought oil futures when they were $60 a barrel

    bbc.co.uk/news/live/c4gqjyk0vx

    #InsiderTrading #Grifting #Grift #Trump

  3. CW: UK Politics

    This really doesn't look good for Starmer.

    Hard to see him staying as PM for much longer after Labour get utterly rogered in the May local elections and Labour MPs figure out just how much their jobs are on the line if Starmer stays in post.

    bbc.co.uk/news/live/cvg150715j

    #Starmer #Mandelson #MandelsonFiles #UKPolitics

  4. CW: UK Politics

    This really doesn't look good for Starmer.

    Hard to see him staying as PM for much longer after Labour get utterly rogered in the May local elections and Labour MPs figure out just how much their jobs are on the line if Starmer stays in post.

    bbc.co.uk/news/live/cvg150715j

    #Starmer #Mandelson #MandelsonFiles #UKPolitics

  5. CW: UK Politics

    This really doesn't look good for Starmer.

    Hard to see him staying as PM for much longer after Labour get utterly rogered in the May local elections and Labour MPs figure out just how much their jobs are on the line if Starmer stays in post.

    bbc.co.uk/news/live/cvg150715j

    #Starmer #Mandelson #MandelsonFiles #UKPolitics

  6. CW: UK Politics

    This really doesn't look good for Starmer.

    Hard to see him staying as PM for much longer after Labour get utterly rogered in the May local elections and Labour MPs figure out just how much their jobs are on the line if Starmer stays in post.

    bbc.co.uk/news/live/cvg150715j

  7. CW: Iran War

    The clever thing from #Trump's point of view about starting a war in Iran is that when he gets bored of it, he can end it, and then he can claim that he's ended yet another war.

    I reckon he's a shoe-in for the 2026 FIFA Peace Prize to add to his 2025 one.

    And maybe, just maybe, if he's really lucky, he might even get the Ronald McDonald Happy Meal Peace Prize as well.

    #IranWar #FIFAPeacePrize

  8. CW: Iran war

    I've heard it said that #Trump has no idea what his aims are for the Iran war. I disagree. I think the war has clear aims:

    1. Move markets up and down in predictable ways to allow those with advance knowledge to make a fortune

    2. Help his mate Putin by distracting the world's attention from Ukraine, boosting the oil price, and creating an excuse to relax sanctions on Russia

    3. Distract from the #EpsteinFiles

    Seems to me it's meeting its aims nicely.

    #IranWar #UkraineWar #Grifting

  9. I don't think the UK media have made nearly enough noise about the US Navy sinking an *unarmed* Iranian warship and then, in clear violation of the Geneva Conventions, leaving them to drown.

    This is a heinous war crime which the media would be rightly up in arms about if any country that wasn't nominally an "ally" had done it.

    ihl-databases.icrc.org/en/ihl-

    #IRISDena #IranWar #WarCrimes #GenevaConventions

  10. I recently(ish) bought 2 things advertised as having 5-year warranties: a Braun shaver and a Vado shower pump.

    The shaver failed after 2½ years, the shower pump failed after 5 years and a couple of weeks.

    Braun said "sorry, the advert saying 5-year warranty was wrong, it's really only a 2-year warranty, you're on your own".

    Vado said "Don't worry, we've recently increased the warranty to 6 years, we'll send an engineer next week".

    Won't be buying Braun again.

    #CustomerService #Braun #Vado

  11. I recently(ish) bought 2 things advertised as having 5-year warranties: a Braun shaver and a Vado shower pump.

    The shaver failed after 2½ years, the shower pump failed after 5 years and a couple of weeks.

    Braun said "sorry, the advert saying 5-year warranty was wrong, it's really only a 2-year warranty, you're on your own".

    Vado said "Don't worry, we've recently increased the warranty to 6 years, we'll send an engineer next week".

    Won't be buying Braun again.

    #CustomerService #Braun #Vado

  12. I recently(ish) bought 2 things advertised as having 5-year warranties: a Braun shaver and a Vado shower pump.

    The shaver failed after 2½ years, the shower pump failed after 5 years and a couple of weeks.

    Braun said "sorry, the advert saying 5-year warranty was wrong, it's really only a 2-year warranty, you're on your own".

    Vado said "Don't worry, we've recently increased the warranty to 6 years, we'll send an engineer next week".

    Won't be buying Braun again.

    #CustomerService #Braun #Vado

  13. I recently(ish) bought 2 things advertised as having 5-year warranties: a Braun shaver and a Vado shower pump.

    The shaver failed after 2½ years, the shower pump failed after 5 years and a couple of weeks.

    Braun said "sorry, the advert saying 5-year warranty was wrong, it's really only a 2-year warranty, you're on your own".

    Vado said "Don't worry, we've recently increased the warranty to 6 years, we'll send an engineer next week".

    Won't be buying Braun again.

  14. I recently(ish) bought 2 things advertised as having 5-year warranties: a Braun shaver and a Vado shower pump.

    The shaver failed after 2½ years, the shower pump failed after 5 years and a couple of weeks.

    Braun said "sorry, the advert saying 5-year warranty was wrong, it's really only a 2-year warranty, you're on your own".

    Vado said "Don't worry, we've recently increased the warranty to 6 years, we'll send an engineer next week".

    Won't be buying Braun again.

    #CustomerService #Braun #Vado

  15. There's a guy downstairs sanding down my parquet floor who has a logo on his van proudly proclaiming that he's a "Certified Bona Contractor".

    I'm sure fans of Polari will find that reassuring.

    He seems to be doing a pretty bona job so far, at any rate.

    #Polari #WoodenFlooring

  16. There's a guy downstairs sanding down my parquet floor who has a logo on his van proudly proclaiming that he's a "Certified Bona Contractor".

    I'm sure fans of Polari will find that reassuring.

    He seems to be doing a pretty bona job so far, at any rate.

    #Polari #WoodenFlooring

  17. There's a guy downstairs sanding down my parquet floor who has a logo on his van proudly proclaiming that he's a "Certified Bona Contractor".

    I'm sure fans of Polari will find that reassuring.

    He seems to be doing a pretty bona job so far, at any rate.

    #Polari #WoodenFlooring

  18. There's a guy downstairs sanding down my parquet floor who has a logo on his van proudly proclaiming that he's a "Certified Bona Contractor".

    I'm sure fans of Polari will find that reassuring.

    He seems to be doing a pretty bona job so far, at any rate.

  19. There's a guy downstairs sanding down my parquet floor who has a logo on his van proudly proclaiming that he's a "Certified Bona Contractor".

    I'm sure fans of Polari will find that reassuring.

    He seems to be doing a pretty bona job so far, at any rate.

    #Polari #WoodenFlooring

  20. And just to remind you what Starmer promised when he was standing for Labour leader, he promised to "support the abolition of tuition fees".

    Putting them up is not the same thing as abolition.

    #TuitionFees #Starmer #BrokenPromises

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  21. Today would be a good day for any Labour MPs who don't want to be associated with the far right to defect to the Green Party.

    #UKPolitics #ShabanaMahmoud #Fascism #Asylum

  22. So I got a reply to my FOI request.

    They are claiming that the DSIT doesn't have any information about the costs of the programme, which, frankly, is suprising.

    But if that's true, then I question how well they are able to manage their budget.

    #DSIT #AI #FOI

  23. So I got a reply to my FOI request.

    They are claiming that the DSIT doesn't have any information about the costs of the programme, which, frankly, is suprising.

    But if that's true, then I question how well they are able to manage their budget.

    #DSIT #AI #FOI

  24. So I got a reply to my FOI request.

    They are claiming that the DSIT doesn't have any information about the costs of the programme, which, frankly, is suprising.

    But if that's true, then I question how well they are able to manage their budget.

    #DSIT #AI #FOI

  25. So I got a reply to my FOI request.

    They are claiming that the DSIT doesn't have any information about the costs of the programme, which, frankly, is suprising.

    But if that's true, then I question how well they are able to manage their budget.