#wrongjoke — Public Fediverse posts

@jivens Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read #WrongJoke #monsterdon

@analgesicsleep Interiors of a dog, it's too dark to read? #WrongJoke #WrongMovie #catitstu

@rljenk practice practice! #WrongJoke #iLikeToWatch

IS THAT A STEINWAY?! #toosoon? #WrongJoke #iLiketoWatch

@MatthewTitus88 "no but his face rings a bell!" --dad #WrongJoke #SymSat

@JanineFromPgh First: get a finger injury. Second: Go to the doctor. Third : when the doctor takes the bandages off, ask "Doctor will I be able to play the piano?..." #WrongJoke #SymSat

@MatthewTitus88 You can tuna piano but you can't... #WrongJoke #BaroqueSun

I think the ref doesn't have a wooden leg named Smith to stand on! (what's the name of his other leg? #WrongJoke #BaroqueSun

@lorgonumputz "heaven knows we can use thw eggs!" #WrongJoke #Monsterdon

I still think this is about chickens, heaven knows we need the eggs! #WrongJoke #BaroqueSUn

@Ayyyydrew Heaven knows we could use the eggs? #WrongJoke #Monsterdon

"I don't feel like myself at all" Yeah and you're looking better too! --doc #WrongJoke #WhatPatHeard

@rsmon77 "If the foo shts, wear it!" #WrongJoke #catitstu

@Bluedepth because, checks notes, you get eight more? #WrongJoke #Monsterdon

Are you game? So he shot her? #WrongJoke #BMoviemaniacs

@analgesicsleep "What's brown and sounds like a bell?" #WrongJoke #SymSat

@lowqualityfacts My uncle was hit by lightning, how does he smell? Awful! #WrongJoke

@SesameSquirrel @kcarr2015 :ms_eyes: "...we had to fart in the tub..." #WrongJoke #ActionMatinee

@lowqualityfacts Look at that S car go... to mars! #WrongJoke

Is that chicken wire?! "Heaven knows we could use the eggs" #WrongJoke #iLikeToWatch