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  1. CW: Please stop with the Tom Swifties, Dean

    “I’ve eaten too much gumbo,” said Tom ruefully.

    #TomSwifty

  2. CW: Another Tom Swifty

    “I’ll kick you right in the balls,” she exclaimed testily.

    #TomSwifty

  3. CW: Tom Swifty Alert

    “I think I’ve had too much rum,” moaned Tom groggily.

    #TomSwifty

  4. CW: Tom Swifty

    “I like your trousers,” Tom panted.

    #TomSwifty

  5. There's great stuff in these issues of Babel, and I've begun dipping into the book, which will be a very useful reference work. Thank you, @babel

    (It's a prize for this seasonal Tom Swifty: "The dates in this old calendar work again this year!" Tom said adventitiously.)

    #language #linguistics #magazine #books #reference #Saussure #TomSwifty #jokes

  6. There's great stuff in these issues of Babel, and I've begun dipping into the book, which will be a very useful reference work. Thank you, @babel

    (It's a prize for this seasonal Tom Swifty: "The dates in this old calendar work again this year!" Tom said adventitiously.)

    #language #linguistics #magazine #books #reference #Saussure #TomSwifty #jokes

  7. There's great stuff in these issues of Babel, and I've begun dipping into the book, which will be a very useful reference work. Thank you, @babel

    (It's a prize for this seasonal Tom Swifty: "The dates in this old calendar work again this year!" Tom said adventitiously.)

    #language #linguistics #magazine #books #reference #Saussure #TomSwifty #jokes

  8. There's great stuff in these issues of Babel, and I've begun dipping into the book, which will be a very useful reference work. Thank you, @babel

    (It's a prize for this seasonal Tom Swifty: "The dates in this old calendar work again this year!" Tom said adventitiously.)

    #language #linguistics #magazine #books #reference #Saussure #TomSwifty #jokes

  9. There's great stuff in these issues of Babel, and I've begun dipping into the book, which will be a very useful reference work. Thank you, @babel

    (It's a prize for this seasonal Tom Swifty: "The dates in this old calendar work again this year!" Tom said adventitiously.)

    #language #linguistics #magazine #books #reference #Saussure #TomSwifty #jokes

  10. "Oh, so you want a bra fight, do you?" she snapped back.

    #TomSwifty #Humor

  11. "I can't rid this room of the smell of old boots," said Tom with an air of defeat

    #TomSwifty

  12. @taalpurisd Wie sluit er nou de fasedraad aan op de randaarde, riep de elektricien geschokt.

    #tomSwifty
    #zkv

  13. @taalpurisd

    Ik heb de top gehaald, zei de bergbeklimmer opgetogen.

    #tomSwifty

  14. @Emojiquiz @taalpurisd

    Is mijn promotie er nu al door, vroeg de onderdirecteur verbaasd.

    #tomSwifty

  15. @Emojiquiz @taalpurisd

    Zojuist:

    Ik heb alles goed aangesloten, hoe kan het dat er rook uit komt, zegt mijn collega in verwarring.

    (even later: "het kabeltje zat toch omgekeerd")

    #tomSwifty

  16. @Emojiquiz @taalpurisd

    Heb ik dat weer, zat er daarboven net iemand op de pot, zei de rioolwerker bedrukt.

    #tomSwifty

  17. @taalpurisd

    Tja, na die plastische chirurgie keek ik tenminste nooit meer chagrijnig, zei Tom met een gemaakt lachje.

    #tomSwifty
    #zkv

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