#tomswifty — Public Fediverse posts
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CW: Please stop with the Tom Swifties, Dean
“I’ve eaten too much gumbo,” said Tom ruefully.
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CW: Another Tom Swifty
“I’ll kick you right in the balls,” she exclaimed testily.
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CW: Tom Swifty Alert
“I think I’ve had too much rum,” moaned Tom groggily.
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CW: Tom Swifty
“I like your trousers,” Tom panted.
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There's great stuff in these issues of Babel, and I've begun dipping into the book, which will be a very useful reference work. Thank you, @babel
(It's a prize for this seasonal Tom Swifty: "The dates in this old calendar work again this year!" Tom said adventitiously.)
#language #linguistics #magazine #books #reference #Saussure #TomSwifty #jokes
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There's great stuff in these issues of Babel, and I've begun dipping into the book, which will be a very useful reference work. Thank you, @babel
(It's a prize for this seasonal Tom Swifty: "The dates in this old calendar work again this year!" Tom said adventitiously.)
#language #linguistics #magazine #books #reference #Saussure #TomSwifty #jokes
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There's great stuff in these issues of Babel, and I've begun dipping into the book, which will be a very useful reference work. Thank you, @babel
(It's a prize for this seasonal Tom Swifty: "The dates in this old calendar work again this year!" Tom said adventitiously.)
#language #linguistics #magazine #books #reference #Saussure #TomSwifty #jokes
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There's great stuff in these issues of Babel, and I've begun dipping into the book, which will be a very useful reference work. Thank you, @babel
(It's a prize for this seasonal Tom Swifty: "The dates in this old calendar work again this year!" Tom said adventitiously.)
#language #linguistics #magazine #books #reference #Saussure #TomSwifty #jokes
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There's great stuff in these issues of Babel, and I've begun dipping into the book, which will be a very useful reference work. Thank you, @babel
(It's a prize for this seasonal Tom Swifty: "The dates in this old calendar work again this year!" Tom said adventitiously.)
#language #linguistics #magazine #books #reference #Saussure #TomSwifty #jokes
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"Oh, so you want a bra fight, do you?" she snapped back.
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@touaregtweet @edgeofeurope “Alwéér visite?” vroeg het Kindeke Jezus kribbig. #Driekoningen #TomSwifty
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"I can't rid this room of the smell of old boots," said Tom with an air of defeat
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@taalpurisd Wie sluit er nou de fasedraad aan op de randaarde, riep de elektricien geschokt.
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Zojuist:
Ik heb alles goed aangesloten, hoe kan het dat er rook uit komt, zegt mijn collega in verwarring.
(even later: "het kabeltje zat toch omgekeerd")
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Heb ik dat weer, zat er daarboven net iemand op de pot, zei de rioolwerker bedrukt.
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Tja, na die plastische chirurgie keek ik tenminste nooit meer chagrijnig, zei Tom met een gemaakt lachje.