#thethreeseashells — Public Fediverse posts

☀️ Heat, 🛋️ weekend, 🥱 boredom — what do you do?

Exactly: Build pointless status pages with a custom design. 😄

Since our wonderful tool #UptimeKuma is just so wonderfully easy to style (Yes! That was subtle criticism. Still: thank you for this great piece of software! ;) - I had to use the API for the visual side of things.

Two out of three worlds now have their own little status pages. They already existed and will remain, but now with their own design instead of Kuma’s default look.
Both pull data from the API of their respective origin:

🌐 #AWsite — with its own subdomain:
https://status.weindl.biz

🌐 #FEROX — gets a path:
https://ferox.cc/status

Only #AWiT remains on the default Kuma design for now. AWiT will get a complete redesign in the foreseeable future, once the association has officially been founded.

But now: Inspired by another post earlier today, it’s time for #Couching and watching #DemolitionMan in the original version. 📺

Gentle greetings 🌙 — and if you have problems with your bidet: use the three seashells!

#SelfHosting #OpenSource #StatusPage #Webdesign #Mastodon #Fediverse #Uptime #Homelab #Linux #TheThreeSeashells

☀️ Heat, 🛋️ weekend, 🥱 boredom — what do you do?

Exactly: Build pointless status pages with a custom design. 😄

Since our wonderful tool #UptimeKuma is just so wonderfully easy to style (Yes! That was subtle criticism. Still: thank you for this great piece of software! ;) - I had to use the API for the visual side of things.

Two out of three worlds now have their own little status pages. They already existed and will remain, but now with their own design instead of Kuma’s default look.
Both pull data from the API of their respective origin:

🌐 #AWsite — with its own subdomain:
https://status.weindl.biz

🌐 #FEROX — gets a path:
https://ferox.cc/status

Only #AWiT remains on the default Kuma design for now. AWiT will get a complete redesign in the foreseeable future, once the association has officially been founded.

But now: Inspired by another post earlier today, it’s time for #Couching and watching #DemolitionMan in the original version. 📺

Gentle greetings 🌙 — and if you have problems with your bidet: use the three seashells!

#SelfHosting #OpenSource #StatusPage #Webdesign #Mastodon #Fediverse #Uptime #Homelab #Linux #TheThreeSeashells

#TheThreeSeashells are just bidet controls. Wash front, wash back, blowdry.

You'll also find them in bathrooms of a lot of videogames, because the joke of them is the Demolition Man society is SO prudish, that they can't have any illustrative didactic value to the bidet controls that might allude to a body part, so they have to go with a standardised complete abstraction.

@rooster 30 years later and Big TP has still kept the secret buried. We need the truth about #TheThreeSeashells

@rooster 30 years later and Big TP has still kept the secret buried. We need the truth about #TheThreeSeashells