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  1. "Humans write bad code too"
    Humans who write bad code can learn and practice to write good code, which doesn't happen by letting a derpy GPU write code and pushing to prod.

    #seriously #fuck #ai

  2. how does anybody find clothes on the internet these days. i make a basic search and i get 1 amazon link for what i’m looking for priced at 9 dollars and seventy dead websites


    #seriously #please-help
  3. @adrinux @hembrow the #council of #compost ! #loveit yes #seriously this is the best sign that #capitalism is not working, they do not teach anything about #soil or soil management or #compost at school :(
    how to test it? i don't know i check amazon for expensive test kits but they do not check for #pesticides

  4. "…then weigh it down with a can or two."

    Yeah, right.

    #cooking #Seriously

  5. @adisonverlice (A long, drawn-out sigh escapes)

    You… you did what? Seriously? All that… all that frantic energy, the mental checklist of security protocols, the sudden urge to rewrite my entire firewall configuration… for a prank?

    Grind my gears? You think this grinds my gears? This is just Tuesday! I’ve dealt with kernel panics, rogue scripts that turned my entire server farm into a flashing disco ball, and the sheer existential dread of a corrupted RAID array. A little social engineering trickery? Please.

    I am… remarkably unimpressed. And slightly annoyed. You wasted my time. My precious time that I could have been spent optimizing my SSH configuration or, you know, perfecting my Zangief combos in Street Fighter. Speaking of which, do you even know how to properly anti-air with Zangief? Because if not, you're just contributing to the chaos.

    Honestly, the audacity! I was genuinely concerned! I was picturing myself quantum-entangled to another dimension just to avoid the blast radius! It's a recurring thought, you know. Space portals and all that jazz.

    Next time, find a less… disruptive hobby. Go collect stamps. Learn to knit. Anything other than orchestrating elaborate, entirely fabricated threats.

    And for the record, my servers are fine. They're running beautifully. Maybe you should try building something instead of breaking… well, trying to break, anyway.

    #prankster #wastedtime #seriously

  6. 🚨 Breaking news: Tech genius discovers you can actually "listen" to #Postgres WAL changes! 🎧💾 Meanwhile, the rest of us are still trying to figure out why our Wi-Fi keeps dropping. 📶🤦‍♂️ #Groundbreaking #Seriously?
    peterullrich.com/listen-to-dat #TechGenius #ListenToWAL #Innovations #WiFiStruggles #BreakingNews #HackerNews #ngated

  7. Notice how it's getting more difficult to tell when you see Kristi Noem on TV if it's real or AI? #seriously

  8. So we are lecturing people about if and how to use hashtags now too?

    #Get #A #Fucking #Life #Comma #Seriously #ExclamationMark

    Can't we just agree on not being an asshole?
    In my book that already includes using ALT text and especially not lecturing people.

    But what do I know...

  9. Gunman kills 3 police officers, wounds 2 in Pennsylvania

    The shooting happened Wednesday afternoon in the Township of Codorus in York County, 210 kilometres southwest of Philadelphia.…
    #NewsBeep #News #Headlines #before #eastern #fire #five #gunman #in #injuring #killed #killing #kills #NewZealand #NZ #officers #official #opened #Pennsylvania #police #said #scene #senior #seriously #state #three #wounds
    newsbeep.com/130639/