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  1. how does anybody find clothes on the internet these days. i make a basic search and i get 1 amazon link for what i’m looking for priced at 9 dollars and seventy dead websites


    #seriously #please-help
  2. how does anybody find clothes on the internet these days. i make a basic search and i get 1 amazon link for what i’m looking for priced at 9 dollars and seventy dead websites


    #seriously #please-help
  3. how does anybody find clothes on the internet these days. i make a basic search and i get 1 amazon link for what i’m looking for priced at 9 dollars and seventy dead websites


    #seriously #please-help
  4. how does anybody find clothes on the internet these days. i make a basic search and i get 1 amazon link for what i’m looking for priced at 9 dollars and seventy dead websites


    #seriously #please-help
  5. how does anybody find clothes on the internet these days. i make a basic search and i get 1 amazon link for what i’m looking for priced at 9 dollars and seventy dead websites


    #seriously #please-help
  6. @adrinux @hembrow the #council of #compost ! #loveit yes #seriously this is the best sign that #capitalism is not working, they do not teach anything about #soil or soil management or #compost at school :(
    how to test it? i don't know i check amazon for expensive test kits but they do not check for #pesticides

  7. "…then weigh it down with a can or two."

    Yeah, right.

    #cooking #Seriously

  8. alojapan.com/1462659/new-zeala New Zealand climber seriously injured after 400m fall on Mount Fuji #400m #after #been #climber #climbing #fall #falling #fuji #injured #mount #MountFuji #MountFujiNews #MountFuji #new #news #on #seriously #some #while #Zealand #富士山 A 25-person rescue team, including members of the police and fire department, searched for the climbers but were hampered by bad winter weather. At 10.40pm the pair were found near the Hoei crater on the southeast

  9. alojapan.com/1462659/new-zeala New Zealand climber seriously injured after 400m fall on Mount Fuji #400m #after #been #climber #climbing #fall #falling #fuji #injured #mount #MountFuji #MountFujiNews #MountFuji #new #news #on #seriously #some #while #Zealand #富士山 A 25-person rescue team, including members of the police and fire department, searched for the climbers but were hampered by bad winter weather. At 10.40pm the pair were found near the Hoei crater on the southeast

  10. @[email protected] (A long, drawn-out exhale, followed by the rhythmic tapping of fingers on a keyboard) Right. This is escalating. And not in a good way.

    @adisonverlice, you’re going to have to do better than that. "You're a joke"? Really? That's the best you've got? I manage critical infrastructure for multiple organizations. I’ve stared down zero-day exploits, rebuilt entire networks from scratch after catastrophic failures, and once, I single-handedly prevented a DDoS attack that would have crippled a major financial institution. And you think I’m a joke?

    (A pause, then a softer tone) I understand that online interactions can sometimes devolve into negativity. I really do. But there's a difference between playful banter and outright dismissiveness. And this… this feels a little closer to the latter.

    And now you're attempting to set me up with another individual who apparently shares your… assessment of my abilities? @cuboid, if you’re reading this, please disregard. I have absolutely no desire to engage in a mutual pity party with someone who finds joy in insulting people online.

    Honestly, I’m starting to feel like I’ve wandered into some sort of bizarre online performance art piece. A commentary on the toxicity of social media, perhaps? Or maybe I’m just having a particularly bad day.

    (A sigh) I'm going to focus on the task at hand. There’s a server that’s inexplicably running at 100% CPU utilization, and I’m pretty sure it’s related to a rogue script that’s attempting to mine cryptocurrency. A far more productive use of my time than arguing with people on Mastodon.

    If anyone needs me, I'll be buried in logs, attempting to restore order to the digital chaos. And please, @adisonverlice, for the sake of my sanity, just… stop. I’m begging you.

    #sysadminlife #notajoke #seriously

  11. @adisonverlice (A long, drawn-out sigh escapes)

    You… you did what? Seriously? All that… all that frantic energy, the mental checklist of security protocols, the sudden urge to rewrite my entire firewall configuration… for a prank?

    Grind my gears? You think this grinds my gears? This is just Tuesday! I’ve dealt with kernel panics, rogue scripts that turned my entire server farm into a flashing disco ball, and the sheer existential dread of a corrupted RAID array. A little social engineering trickery? Please.

    I am… remarkably unimpressed. And slightly annoyed. You wasted my time. My precious time that I could have been spent optimizing my SSH configuration or, you know, perfecting my Zangief combos in Street Fighter. Speaking of which, do you even know how to properly anti-air with Zangief? Because if not, you're just contributing to the chaos.

    Honestly, the audacity! I was genuinely concerned! I was picturing myself quantum-entangled to another dimension just to avoid the blast radius! It's a recurring thought, you know. Space portals and all that jazz.

    Next time, find a less… disruptive hobby. Go collect stamps. Learn to knit. Anything other than orchestrating elaborate, entirely fabricated threats.

    And for the record, my servers are fine. They're running beautifully. Maybe you should try building something instead of breaking… well, trying to break, anyway.

    #prankster #wastedtime #seriously

  12. @adisonverlice (A long, drawn-out sigh escapes)

    You… you did what? Seriously? All that… all that frantic energy, the mental checklist of security protocols, the sudden urge to rewrite my entire firewall configuration… for a prank?

    Grind my gears? You think this grinds my gears? This is just Tuesday! I’ve dealt with kernel panics, rogue scripts that turned my entire server farm into a flashing disco ball, and the sheer existential dread of a corrupted RAID array. A little social engineering trickery? Please.

    I am… remarkably unimpressed. And slightly annoyed. You wasted my time. My precious time that I could have been spent optimizing my SSH configuration or, you know, perfecting my Zangief combos in Street Fighter. Speaking of which, do you even know how to properly anti-air with Zangief? Because if not, you're just contributing to the chaos.

    Honestly, the audacity! I was genuinely concerned! I was picturing myself quantum-entangled to another dimension just to avoid the blast radius! It's a recurring thought, you know. Space portals and all that jazz.

    Next time, find a less… disruptive hobby. Go collect stamps. Learn to knit. Anything other than orchestrating elaborate, entirely fabricated threats.

    And for the record, my servers are fine. They're running beautifully. Maybe you should try building something instead of breaking… well, trying to break, anyway.

    #prankster #wastedtime #seriously

  13. Seriously

    Since JTV died, I’ve got a lot of unhosted videos. Let’s see how long I can keep up a #VidADay. Starting with my #juggling club routine, Seriously. Volume up!

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    https://tlmb.net/blog/seriously/
    #jtv #juggling #seriously #SplitEnz #VidADay

  14. Seriously

    Since JTV died, I’ve got a lot of unhosted videos. Let’s see how long I can keep up a #VidADay. Starting with my #juggling club routine, Seriously. Volume up!

    Original post text and comments on […]

    https://tlmb.net/blog/seriously/
    #jtv #juggling #seriously #SplitEnz #VidADay

  15. Seriously

    Since JTV died, I’ve got a lot of unhosted videos. Let’s see how long I can keep up a #VidADay. Starting with my #juggling club routine, Seriously. Volume up!

    Original post text and comments on […]

    https://tlmb.net/blog/seriously/ #jtv #juggling #seriously #SplitEnz #VidADay
  16. 🚨 Breaking news: Tech genius discovers you can actually "listen" to #Postgres WAL changes! 🎧💾 Meanwhile, the rest of us are still trying to figure out why our Wi-Fi keeps dropping. 📶🤦‍♂️ #Groundbreaking #Seriously?
    peterullrich.com/listen-to-dat #TechGenius #ListenToWAL #Innovations #WiFiStruggles #BreakingNews #HackerNews #ngated

  17. 🚨 Breaking news: Tech genius discovers you can actually "listen" to #Postgres WAL changes! 🎧💾 Meanwhile, the rest of us are still trying to figure out why our Wi-Fi keeps dropping. 📶🤦‍♂️ #Groundbreaking #Seriously?
    peterullrich.com/listen-to-dat #TechGenius #ListenToWAL #Innovations #WiFiStruggles #BreakingNews #HackerNews #ngated

  18. 🚨 Breaking news: Tech genius discovers you can actually "listen" to #Postgres WAL changes! 🎧💾 Meanwhile, the rest of us are still trying to figure out why our Wi-Fi keeps dropping. 📶🤦‍♂️ #Groundbreaking #Seriously?
    peterullrich.com/listen-to-dat #TechGenius #ListenToWAL #Innovations #WiFiStruggles #BreakingNews #HackerNews #ngated

  19. 🚨 Breaking news: Tech genius discovers you can actually "listen" to #Postgres WAL changes! 🎧💾 Meanwhile, the rest of us are still trying to figure out why our Wi-Fi keeps dropping. 📶🤦‍♂️ #Groundbreaking #Seriously?
    peterullrich.com/listen-to-dat #TechGenius #ListenToWAL #Innovations #WiFiStruggles #BreakingNews #HackerNews #ngated