#scottythepathologicalliar — Public Fediverse posts
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#AlboPM's 'failure' to secure a meeting with the Orange Turd is a resounding success❗️
He needs to be seen meeting with the sensible democracies... Canada, France, UK, Germany, NZ, etc...
It is pointless pushing the U.S. relationship. The U.S. is collectively insane at this point.
AUKUS is dead and we all knew it was only a scam.
We in Australia can all thank #ScottyThePathologicalLiar for what was the worst deal ever made by an Australian Prime Minister... -
#FFS... I feel the need to give Sssssussssssan Ley one piece of advice, which is, go and join Toastmasters and learn how to speak and make a point.
What a waffley load of gibberish spewed from her mouth this morning.
Channelling #ScottyThePathologicalLiar with, "if you have a go you'll get a go...", fairy floss vacillating about the SA algae bloom.
She had zero presence and looks like a rabbit in the spotlights... -
#ScottyThePathologicalLiar receiving an AC in this year's honours list for leadership during the pandemic is PEAK HYPOCRISY.
What an absolute joke. The value of an AC as an honour has plummeted to rock bottom.
I'm absolutely disgusted... -
Watching Ssssssusssssssan Ley put her hand up for the #LNPClownCar leadership and noting that 'Good job, well done Angus' is probably the only other realistic option... I cannot begin to describe my continuing ecstasy that Dutton was disembowelled by Dickson.
This is the best comedy entertainment since #ScottyThePathologicalLiar sharted himself at Engadine McDonalds...
I'm expecting the #LNPClownCar front bench to be the next panel of comedians on Task Master... -
He looked like a rabbit in the spotlights during his presser...
And as usual made a bunch of claims that are both unproven and unprovable.
Australia has to keep him away from power.
He would be better than #ScottyThePathologicalLiar was but that's the same as saying I'd rather stick a knife in one eye than both... -
People have been lining up to criticise the Albanese government for not achieving anything or being strong enough...
So with #cycloneAlfred bearing down let's pause and compare the ALP government preparedness with the multiple natural disaster clusterfucks under the previous LNP government led by #ScottyThePathologicalLiar 'I don't hold a hose mate'.
At least the ALP government behaves like adults... -
People have short memories and the media's memory is even shorter.
But, of course, #ScottyThePathologicalLiar was juiced up with anxiety drugs when he was pretending to be Prime Minister...
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Oh dear...
#AlboPM talking in Alice Springs this morning...
Whilst the #Australian government is 10,000% better the previous #LNP clusterfuck, it is starting to become apparent that the #ALP is getting comfortable with power.
The evidence for this is #AlboPM flitting here there and everywhere, standing in front of packs of #Polinodders speaking lots of words with decreasing value of content.
Words/announcements achieve nothing. Just ask #ScottyThePathologicalLiar. Outcomes matter...
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Uh huh... anxiety will get to you when you secretly swear yourself into 5 other portfolios and systematically lie, cheat and rort your way through one of the sorriest periods of Australian government since the Rum Rebellion...
This is nothing more than #ScottyThePathologicalLiar trying to rewrite history in his favour and scoring free promotion for his book... that incidentally he must have been writing whilst he was still employed as the member for Cook... -
CW: ScoMo Laughs After Hiding From Jen & The Girls, Pretending To Be Raptured
Ya know... I'm not hugely into musicals but we really need Tim Minchin to write one about #ScoMo ...
I'm going to suggest the title be:
Scotty The Pathological Liar Goes To Canberra And Fucks Up An Entire Country.
Suggesting that Gary McDonald play #ScottyThePathologicalLiar and Joel Creasey play the #BeetRooter...
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@steveirons @PatHudsonCartoons
I'm normally the first to applaud cartoonists who take a swipe at politicians but I regard this cartoon as way off the mark!!!
Comparing Albanese's response to an international issue with #ScottyThePathologicalLiar's handling of the bushfires is an extremely long and tenuous bow to draw... -
Neither party took nuclear subs to an election...
#ScottyThePathologicalLiar lumped is with them as the thin edge of the nuclear wedge giving Voldemort a platform to campaign for nuclear power...
The ALP unfortunately is walking the AUKUS line and appears wedged in especially after donating $5 billion to the British economy.
So far we've paid billions to the French, billions to the U.K. and have nothing to show that we actually want anyway...
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So... it's been a day since #ScottyThePathologicalLiar shuffled unceremoniously out of the parliament...
Just like the day he was booted from the prime minister's office the air has that lovely fresh ozone smell like the moments after a cleansing thunderstorm...
Long may he be forgotten... -
Nobody hammers in an imaginary nail or cooks a pre-prepared fake curry like #ScottyThePathologicalLiar ...
It must have been very difficult managing all those cringe-worthy photo-ops in between balancing his other five secret portfolios.
I wonder what Jen thinks of it all?
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@kentparkstreet1 @tooheymatthew
Well... hopefully he'll just be remembered as the bumbling, incompetent, sexist, happy-clapping, buffoon that we all know as #ScottyThePathologicalLiar ...
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Well with regard to #ScottyThePathologicalLiar leaving parliament today...
Piss of you egregious, incompetent buffoon... Don't let the door hit you in the back on the way out.
May we never see or hear of you again...
The worst prime minister in Australian history by a country mile! You made Tony Abbot look competent...
You left Australia in a far worse position than you got it! -
No matter who you vote for... You'll end up with politicians!
Democracy is no longer about 'the will of the people'... unfortunately it is about symbolism and economic growth.
Still... it could be worse. We could've voted #ScottyThePathologicalLiar back in...
Let's be thankful for small mercies...
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With the #Robodebt Royal Commission recommending both civil and criminal prosecution against former government LNP politicians and public servants...
I think it's fair to say that if anyone is convicted it most likely won't be a politician❗️
It's also completely unsurprising that #ScottyThePathologicalLiar, the architect of the scheme, has rejected the findings...One can only hope that justice prevails... but it probably won't...😮💨
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I'm all the years that I worked in and for the Public Service... the mere mention of the ANAO had Public Service Executives running in circles and ducking for cover.
It seems to me that successive LNP governments have watered them down to be cold-case investigators instead of a blitzkrieg force for anti-corruption...
Just the way that #ScottyThePathologicalLiar would have wanted it!!!
This report into his unethical corruption of government processes surprises me not one whit... -
@ChrisMayLA6
Perhaps refer him to #scottyfrommarketing or #ScottyThePathologicalLiar for the end product of pretending to be a person of the people and do nothing but tell lies. -
CW: Australian Politics, Morrison Censure Motion
The LNP's opposition to the censure motion of #ScottyThePathologicalLiar says that they support abuse of political power and the undermining of democracy...
That they are incapable of holding this buffoon to account for his dangerous, rogue actions is beyond appalling!
The LNP are morally rudderless and ethically bankrupt...