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SCENE: INTERIOR, HOLLYWOOD PRODUCTION OFFICE, RUN-DOWN. MONDAY MORNING.
Executive Assistant: Hey, Brett?
Director: Morning, Jennifer. What have you got for me?
EA: Well, we have the opening weekend numbers.
D: And?
EA: They're ... mixed. There's some bright spots overseas. Australia did fifty.
D: Fifty million?
EA: Uh, no. Fifty. Fifty tickets.
D: All weekend? The whole country?
EA: Ya. I know.
D: You said there were some bright spots, though?
EA: That was a bright spot. It was worse elsewhere.
D: How can it be worse than 50 tickets for a whole country?
EA: Well, some open-source intelligence type people on the 'net proved that almost every single ticket sold in the UK was to a movie reviewer, because we wouldn't give them advanced access to it.
D: "Almost"? So at least a few regular folks bought tickets?
EA: ... maybe. Those were tickets where no-one showed at the theatre, so they couldn't determine if it was film critics or not.
D: Damn. How were the reviews?
EA: Uh, let's just say "not good" and leave it at that for a bit.
D: ... Okay. Well, how about here at home? Surely we sold some tickets here, at least in MAGA states? What's the news here in the good ol' USA?
EA: The Director's Guild took out a hit on you.
#Hollywood #HappyEnding #StoryTime #OnceUponATimeInMAGAstan #BoxOfficeBomb #sycophancy #Trump #Melania #MAGA #critic #FilmCritic #MovieCritic #BoxOffice #director #PuffPiece #USPol
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SCENE: INTERIOR, HOLLYWOOD PRODUCTION OFFICE, RUN-DOWN. MONDAY MORNING.
Executive Assistant: Hey, Brett?
Director: Morning, Jennifer. What have you got for me?
EA: Well, we have the opening weekend numbers.
D: And?
EA: They're ... mixed. There's some bright spots overseas. Australia did fifty.
D: Fifty million?
EA: Uh, no. Fifty. Fifty tickets.
D: All weekend? The whole country?
EA: Ya. I know.
D: You said there were some bright spots, though?
EA: That was a bright spot. It was worse elsewhere.
D: How can it be worse than 50 tickets for a whole country?
EA: Well, some open-source intelligence type people on the 'net proved that almost every single ticket sold in the UK was to a movie reviewer, because we wouldn't give them advanced access to it.
D: "Almost"? So at least a few regular folks bought tickets?
EA: ... maybe. Those were tickets where no-one showed at the theatre, so they couldn't determine if it was film critics or not.
D: Damn. How were the reviews?
EA: Uh, let's just say "not good" and leave it at that for a bit.
D: ... Okay. Well, how about here at home? Surely we sold some tickets here, at least in MAGA states? What's the news here in the good ol' USA?
EA: The Director's Guild took out a hit on you.
#Hollywood #HappyEnding #StoryTime #OnceUponATimeInMAGAstan #BoxOfficeBomb #sycophancy #Trump #Melania #MAGA #critic #FilmCritic #MovieCritic #BoxOffice #director #PuffPiece #USPol
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SCENE: INTERIOR, HOLLYWOOD PRODUCTION OFFICE, RUN-DOWN. MONDAY MORNING.
Executive Assistant: Hey, Brett?
Director: Morning, Jennifer. What have you got for me?
EA: Well, we have the opening weekend numbers.
D: And?
EA: They're ... mixed. There's some bright spots overseas. Australia did fifty.
D: Fifty million?
EA: Uh, no. Fifty. Fifty tickets.
D: All weekend? The whole country?
EA: Ya. I know.
D: You said there were some bright spots, though?
EA: That was a bright spot. It was worse elsewhere.
D: How can it be worse than 50 tickets for a whole country?
EA: Well, some open-source intelligence type people on the 'net proved that almost every single ticket sold in the UK was to a movie reviewer, because we wouldn't give them advanced access to it.
D: "Almost"? So at least a few regular folks bought tickets?
EA: ... maybe. Those were tickets where no-one showed at the theatre, so they couldn't determine if it was film critics or not.
D: Damn. How were the reviews?
EA: Uh, let's just say "not good" and leave it at that for a bit.
D: ... Okay. Well, how about here at home? Surely we sold some tickets here, at least in MAGA states? What's the news here in the good ol' USA?
EA: The Director's Guild took out a hit on you.
#Hollywood #HappyEnding #StoryTime #OnceUponATimeInMAGAstan #BoxOfficeBomb #sycophancy #Trump #Melania #MAGA #critic #FilmCritic #MovieCritic #BoxOffice #director #PuffPiece #USPol
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SCENE: INTERIOR, HOLLYWOOD PRODUCTION OFFICE, RUN-DOWN. MONDAY MORNING.
Executive Assistant: Hey, Brett?
Director: Morning, Jennifer. What have you got for me?
EA: Well, we have the opening weekend numbers.
D: And?
EA: They're ... mixed. There's some bright spots overseas. Australia did fifty.
D: Fifty million?
EA: Uh, no. Fifty. Fifty tickets.
D: All weekend? The whole country?
EA: Ya. I know.
D: You said there were some bright spots, though?
EA: That was a bright spot. It was worse elsewhere.
D: How can it be worse than 50 tickets for a whole country?
EA: Well, some open-source intelligence type people on the 'net proved that almost every single ticket sold in the UK was to a movie reviewer, because we wouldn't give them advanced access to it.
D: "Almost"? So at least a few regular folks bought tickets?
EA: ... maybe. Those were tickets where no-one showed at the theatre, so they couldn't determine if it was film critics or not.
D: Damn. How were the reviews?
EA: Uh, let's just say "not good" and leave it at that for a bit.
D: ... Okay. Well, how about here at home? Surely we sold some tickets here, at least in MAGA states? What's the news here in the good ol' USA?
EA: The Director's Guild took out a hit on you.
#Hollywood #HappyEnding #StoryTime #OnceUponATimeInMAGAstan #BoxOfficeBomb #sycophancy #Trump #Melania #MAGA #critic #FilmCritic #MovieCritic #BoxOffice #director #PuffPiece #USPol
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SCENE: INTERIOR, HOLLYWOOD PRODUCTION OFFICE, RUN-DOWN. MONDAY MORNING.
Executive Assistant: Hey, Brett?
Director: Morning, Jennifer. What have you got for me?
EA: Well, we have the opening weekend numbers.
D: And?
EA: They're ... mixed. There's some bright spots overseas. Australia did fifty.
D: Fifty million?
EA: Uh, no. Fifty. Fifty tickets.
D: All weekend? The whole country?
EA: Ya. I know.
D: You said there were some bright spots, though?
EA: That was a bright spot. It was worse elsewhere.
D: How can it be worse than 50 tickets for a whole country?
EA: Well, some open-source intelligence type people on the 'net proved that almost every single ticket sold in the UK was to a movie reviewer, because we wouldn't give them advanced access to it.
D: "Almost"? So at least a few regular folks bought tickets?
EA: ... maybe. Those were tickets where no-one showed at the theatre, so they couldn't determine if it was film critics or not.
D: Damn. How were the reviews?
EA: Uh, let's just say "not good" and leave it at that for a bit.
D: ... Okay. Well, how about here at home? Surely we sold some tickets here, at least in MAGA states? What's the news here in the good ol' USA?
EA: The Director's Guild took out a hit on you.
#Hollywood #HappyEnding #StoryTime #OnceUponATimeInMAGAstan #BoxOfficeBomb #sycophancy #Trump #Melania #MAGA #critic #FilmCritic #MovieCritic #BoxOffice #director #PuffPiece #USPol
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It Looks Like a School Bathroom Smoke Detector. A Teen Hacker Showed It Could Be an Audio Bug https://www.wired.com/story/school-bathroom-vape-detector-audio-bug/ #Security/CyberattacksandHacks #Security/SecurityNews #Security/Privacy #PuffPiece #Security
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PR firm necessary? 🤔😎 | @destiny
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The New York Times had to censor the chat in a picture of Hasan's puff piece 😬 | @destiny
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Dear #Newspapers,
It takes only one puff piece for me to ban you from my newsfeed.
Think carefully when you want to push bullshit.
Sincerely,
Your Autistic Life -
CNBC has the distinction of being one of the first news outlets I'm kicking off of my Flipboard.
Why?
The stupid puff piece that I'm linking to below. I knew it was going to be a puff piece. I clicked on the headline, and, yep, it was a puff piece.
"Laundry pros on Poplin can earn up to $6,000 per month, according to the site."
Yep, I'm sure that this is a figure that the common man can expect. (I'm being sarcastic.)
In reality, Poplin might have a few folks looking at those earnings, but they like to trumpet it because poor sods will sign up to try to get that amount of money.
#USNews #PuffPiece #Flipboard #Poplin #sarcasm
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/12/20/how-to-start-side-hustle-as-house-helper.html
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CNBC has the distinction of being one of the first news outlets I'm kicking off of my Flipboard.
Why?
The stupid puff piece that I'm linking to below. I knew it was going to be a puff piece. I clicked on the headline, and, yep, it was a puff piece.
"Laundry pros on Poplin can earn up to $6,000 per month, according to the site."
Yep, I'm sure that this is a figure that the common man can expect. (I'm being sarcastic.)
In reality, Poplin might have a few folks looking at those earnings, but they like to trumpet it because poor sods will sign up to try to get that amount of money.
#USNews #PuffPiece #Flipboard #Poplin #sarcasm
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/12/20/how-to-start-side-hustle-as-house-helper.html
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CNBC has the distinction of being one of the first news outlets I'm kicking off of my Flipboard.
Why?
The stupid puff piece that I'm linking to below. I knew it was going to be a puff piece. I clicked on the headline, and, yep, it was a puff piece.
"Laundry pros on Poplin can earn up to $6,000 per month, according to the site."
Yep, I'm sure that this is a figure that the common man can expect. (I'm being sarcastic.)
In reality, Poplin might have a few folks looking at those earnings, but they like to trumpet it because poor sods will sign up to try to get that amount of money.
#USNews #PuffPiece #Flipboard #Poplin #sarcasm
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/12/20/how-to-start-side-hustle-as-house-helper.html
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CNBC has the distinction of being one of the first news outlets I'm kicking off of my Flipboard.
Why?
The stupid puff piece that I'm linking to below. I knew it was going to be a puff piece. I clicked on the headline, and, yep, it was a puff piece.
"Laundry pros on Poplin can earn up to $6,000 per month, according to the site."
Yep, I'm sure that this is a figure that the common man can expect. (I'm being sarcastic.)
In reality, Poplin might have a few folks looking at those earnings, but they like to trumpet it because poor sods will sign up to try to get that amount of money.
#USNews #PuffPiece #Flipboard #Poplin #sarcasm
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/12/20/how-to-start-side-hustle-as-house-helper.html
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CNBC has the distinction of being one of the first news outlets I'm kicking off of my Flipboard.
Why?
The stupid puff piece that I'm linking to below. I knew it was going to be a puff piece. I clicked on the headline, and, yep, it was a puff piece.
"Laundry pros on Poplin can earn up to $6,000 per month, according to the site."
Yep, I'm sure that this is a figure that the common man can expect. (I'm being sarcastic.)
In reality, Poplin might have a few folks looking at those earnings, but they like to trumpet it because poor sods will sign up to try to get that amount of money.
#USNews #PuffPiece #Flipboard #Poplin #sarcasm
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/12/20/how-to-start-side-hustle-as-house-helper.html
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Community slams NYT for its latest 'sympathy piece' on FTX's Bankman-Fried - The article bizarrely contrasts the alleged fraud carried out by ... - https://cointelegraph.com/news/community-slams-nyt-for-its-latest-sympathy-piece-on-ftx-s-bankman-fried #sambankman-fried #thenewyorktimes #puffpiece #community #criticism #bahamain #sympathy #twitter #founder #bahamas #crypto #nyt #sbf #ftx