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  1. Furry Patch Notes 1:

    - Fixed a bug where Axolotl characters would not act amphibious.

    - Raccoon character domestication factor has been changed from 50% to 5%

    - Changed the synth's type tag from "Machine" to "Synthetic Life"

    - Fixed an issue where a wolf character's howl would crash the game.

    - The Dinosaur characters have been re-added.

    - Possum characters now have a functioning pouch

    - Fox characters now have a slightly bigger intelligence and speed buff, causing them to be more agile and sneaky

    - Fixed a shader issue where robotic characters have too much gloss on them.

    #patchnotes #joke #furry #anthro

  2. Furry Patch Notes 1:

    - Fixed a bug where Axolotl characters would not act amphibious.

    - Raccoon character domestication factor has been changed from 50% to 5%

    - Changed the synth's type tag from "Machine" to "Synthetic Life"

    - Fixed an issue where a wolf character's howl would crash the game.

    - The Dinosaur characters have been re-added.

    - Possum characters now have a functioning pouch

    - Fox characters now have a slightly bigger intelligence and speed buff, causing them to be more agile and sneaky

    - Fixed a shader issue where robotic characters have too much gloss on them.

    #patchnotes #joke #furry #anthro

  3. Furry Patch Notes 1:

    - Fixed a bug where Axolotl characters would not act amphibious.

    - Raccoon character domestication factor has been changed from 50% to 5%

    - Changed the synth's type tag from "Machine" to "Synthetic Life"

    - Fixed an issue where a wolf character's howl would crash the game.

    - The Dinosaur characters have been re-added.

    - Possum characters now have a functioning pouch

    - Fox characters now have a slightly bigger intelligence and speed buff, causing them to be more agile and sneaky

    - Fixed a shader issue where robotic characters have too much gloss on them.

    #patchnotes #joke #furry #anthro

  4. Furry Patch Notes 1:

    - Fixed a bug where Axolotl characters would not act amphibious.

    - Raccoon character domestication factor has been changed from 50% to 5%

    - Changed the synth's type tag from "Machine" to "Synthetic Life"

    - Fixed an issue where a wolf character's howl would crash the game.

    - The Dinosaur characters have been re-added.

    - Possum characters now have a functioning pouch

    - Fox characters now have a slightly bigger intelligence and speed buff, causing them to be more agile and sneaky

    - Fixed a shader issue where robotic characters have too much gloss on them.

    #patchnotes #joke #furry #anthro

  5. Crimson Desert Gets A Surprise Feature To Keep Fans Playing

    Crimson Desert‘s developers are at it again, by which I mean rolling out another substantial update that meaningfully…
    #NewsBeep #News #Technology #actionadventure #CA #Canada #CrimsonDesert #OpenWorld #patchnotes
    newsbeep.com/ca/645045/

  6. Patch 12.0.5: Patchnotes im Überblick

    Patch 12.0.5 bringt vier neue Systeme, eine Fischaktivität und umfangreiche Klassenänderungen. Unser Überblick zu Klassen, UI, Behausungen und Berufen.

    kluntjewalker.de/patches/patch

    #WoW #Patch #Midnight #Patchnotes #Klassenänderungen

  7. Patch Notes

    • [#472961]: Deleted Donald and He Who Sall Not Be Named from HR files
    • [#738577]: Best effort to fix errors in the Stargate introduced by vibe coding
    • [CVE920896]: A critical vulnerability in the random fake Pokémon name generator that allowed remote code execution with Gods of Fate level privileges.
    • [CVE920896]: (Closed: Won’t Fix) This department lacks the authority to revoke The Manager’s access to the production server despite our objections.
    • [CVE920896]: Error codes in The CEO’s pet project expose The CEO’s birthday.
    • [Enhanced]: Blocked Midjourney at the firewall
    • [Enhanced]: the VP can no longer accidentally ban their soul when filing HR complaints
    • [Enhanced]: Fixes some bugs by replacing them with brand new bugs.
    • [Fixed]: Fixed a violation of the Geneva Convention introduced by DeepSeek to reactor core
    • [Fixed]: Unwanted feature, after midnight, employees may sometimes revert their children while generating reports
    • [Fixed]: In rare edge cases, during lunch, moderators may sometimes ban their manager while committing crimes
    • [Fixed]: Whenever hell freezes over, may make unprompted increases to the cost of out of date foods above market prices.
    • [Fixed]: Fixed a regression where house prices sometimes would block the complication.
    • [Fixed]: Fixed a regression where stuff occasionally can corrupt the headache.
    • [Fixed]: Fixed error that occasionally can add conspiracy theories to the rota repeatedly.
    • [Fixed]: Fixed missing teeth in government policies.
    • [Patch Note]: Cats can no longer accidentally summon Loki
    • [Patch Note]: Getting your own home now costs your soul
    • [Regression]: Fixed a violation of the Geneva Convention introduced by Gemini to the Epstein files
    • [Regression]: In rare edge cases, an error can occour inducing hallucinations of User 13

    See full patch notes

    #funny #patchNotes
  8. Patch Notes

    • [#472961]: Deleted Donald and He Who Sall Not Be Named from HR files
    • [#738577]: Best effort to fix errors in the Stargate introduced by vibe coding
    • [CVE920896]: A critical vulnerability in the random fake Pokémon name generator that allowed remote code execution with Gods of Fate level privileges.
    • [CVE920896]: (Closed: Won’t Fix) This department lacks the authority to revoke The Manager’s access to the production server despite our objections.
    • [CVE920896]: Error codes in The CEO’s pet project expose The CEO’s birthday.
    • [Enhanced]: Blocked Midjourney at the firewall
    • [Enhanced]: the VP can no longer accidentally ban their soul when filing HR complaints
    • [Enhanced]: Fixes some bugs by replacing them with brand new bugs.
    • [Fixed]: Fixed a violation of the Geneva Convention introduced by DeepSeek to reactor core
    • [Fixed]: Unwanted feature, after midnight, employees may sometimes revert their children while generating reports
    • [Fixed]: In rare edge cases, during lunch, moderators may sometimes ban their manager while committing crimes
    • [Fixed]: Whenever hell freezes over, may make unprompted increases to the cost of out of date foods above market prices.
    • [Fixed]: Fixed a regression where house prices sometimes would block the complication.
    • [Fixed]: Fixed a regression where stuff occasionally can corrupt the headache.
    • [Fixed]: Fixed error that occasionally can add conspiracy theories to the rota repeatedly.
    • [Fixed]: Fixed missing teeth in government policies.
    • [Patch Note]: Cats can no longer accidentally summon Loki
    • [Patch Note]: Getting your own home now costs your soul
    • [Regression]: Fixed a violation of the Geneva Convention introduced by Gemini to the Epstein files
    • [Regression]: In rare edge cases, an error can occour inducing hallucinations of User 13

    See full patch notes

    #funny #patchNotes
  9. Ah yes, another thrilling episode of "Firmware Follies" where hackers play peekaboo with #SecureBoot, and OEMs scramble to patch holes they forgot they had 🤦‍♂️. #Hydroph0bia, the latest buzzword, sounds more like a fear of water than a security flaw, but who cares as long as the patch notes are longer than the fix? 🚀🔒
    coderush.me/hydroph0bia-part3/ #Firmware #Follies #cybersecurity #patchnotes #hacking #HackerNews #ngated

  10. Ah yes, another thrilling episode of "Firmware Follies" where hackers play peekaboo with #SecureBoot, and OEMs scramble to patch holes they forgot they had 🤦‍♂️. #Hydroph0bia, the latest buzzword, sounds more like a fear of water than a security flaw, but who cares as long as the patch notes are longer than the fix? 🚀🔒
    coderush.me/hydroph0bia-part3/ #Firmware #Follies #cybersecurity #patchnotes #hacking #HackerNews #ngated

  11. Ah yes, another thrilling episode of "Firmware Follies" where hackers play peekaboo with #SecureBoot, and OEMs scramble to patch holes they forgot they had 🤦‍♂️. #Hydroph0bia, the latest buzzword, sounds more like a fear of water than a security flaw, but who cares as long as the patch notes are longer than the fix? 🚀🔒
    coderush.me/hydroph0bia-part3/ #Firmware #Follies #cybersecurity #patchnotes #hacking #HackerNews #ngated

  12. Ah yes, another thrilling episode of "Firmware Follies" where hackers play peekaboo with #SecureBoot, and OEMs scramble to patch holes they forgot they had 🤦‍♂️. #Hydroph0bia, the latest buzzword, sounds more like a fear of water than a security flaw, but who cares as long as the patch notes are longer than the fix? 🚀🔒
    coderush.me/hydroph0bia-part3/ #Firmware #Follies #cybersecurity #patchnotes #hacking #HackerNews #ngated

  13. Mình vừa tạo công cụ theo dõi "buff/nerf" tướng yêu thích trong các game eSports như Valorant, Overwatch 2, Apex, LoL, Dota — để khỏi đọc cả tá patch notes dài dòng! Chỉ cần theo dõi tướng chính, bạn sẽ thấy ngay thay đổi ảnh hưởng đến gameplay. Đang thử nghiệm MVP, mong nhận phản hồi để cải thiện. Có ai dùng sẽ hữu ích không?
    #SideProject #Esports #PatchNotes #BuffNerf #GameDev #CôngCụGame #EsportsVN #PhátTriểnGame

    reddit.com/r/SideProject/comme

  14. Hytale Update 2 is LIVE and it’s HUGE! 🧙‍♂️💥

    New Necromancy Grimoire, hidden helm/armor option, fresh cosmetics, farming tweaks, UI/UX upgrades, AV polish, and a ton of bug fixes & stability improvements.

    More about game shorturl.at/lHcAc

    This is the cleanest Hytale experience to date.
    #Hytale #HytaleUpdate2 #PatchNotes #Necromancy #IndieGames #PCGaming #Baskingamer

  15. Hytale Update 2 is LIVE and it’s HUGE! 🧙‍♂️💥

    New Necromancy Grimoire, hidden helm/armor option, fresh cosmetics, farming tweaks, UI/UX upgrades, AV polish, and a ton of bug fixes & stability improvements.

    More about game shorturl.at/lHcAc

    This is the cleanest Hytale experience to date.
    #Hytale #HytaleUpdate2 #PatchNotes #Necromancy #IndieGames #PCGaming #Baskingamer

  16. Hytale Update 2 is LIVE and it’s HUGE! 🧙‍♂️💥

    New Necromancy Grimoire, hidden helm/armor option, fresh cosmetics, farming tweaks, UI/UX upgrades, AV polish, and a ton of bug fixes & stability improvements.

    More about game shorturl.at/lHcAc

    This is the cleanest Hytale experience to date.
    #Hytale #HytaleUpdate2 #PatchNotes #Necromancy #IndieGames #PCGaming #Baskingamer

  17. Patch 0.40.00 for Gunlocked 2 takes all of the feedback from around the net to craft a fresher, more balanced experience, especially for new players. Nothing was left untouched! store.steampowered.com/news/ap #update #patchnotes #gamedev #indiegame

  18. Patch 0.40.00 for Gunlocked 2 takes all of the feedback from around the net to craft a fresher, more balanced experience, especially for new players. Nothing was left untouched! store.steampowered.com/news/ap #update #patchnotes #gamedev #indiegame

  19. Patch 0.40.00 for Gunlocked 2 takes all of the feedback from around the net to craft a fresher, more balanced experience, especially for new players. Nothing was left untouched! store.steampowered.com/news/ap #update #patchnotes #gamedev #indiegame

  20. Patch 0.40.00 for Gunlocked 2 takes all of the feedback from around the net to craft a fresher, more balanced experience, especially for new players. Nothing was left untouched! store.steampowered.com/news/ap #update #patchnotes #gamedev #indiegame

  21. Patch 0.40.00 for Gunlocked 2 takes all of the feedback from around the net to craft a fresher, more balanced experience, especially for new players. Nothing was left untouched! store.steampowered.com/news/ap #update #patchnotes #gamedev #indiegame

  22. The Big Nerfs And Buffs For Halloween

    Horrors of Kairos Borderlands 4 Borderlands 4 pushed back its biggest patch to date after it was supposed…
    #NewsBeep #News #Technology #Borderlands4 #CA #Canada #patchnotes
    newsbeep.com/ca/235188/