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Check out my Lens "Spaghetti Monster" on Easy Lens! https://easylens.snapchat.com/lens/06ab23d2-01b3-7e73-8000-75a254f32bab
#spaghettimonster #spaghetti #spaghettilens #lensspaghetti #spagheetimeatballs #Pastafarianism #TheSatiricalDeity #SatiricalDeity #opensourcebeing #opensourcehuman
pro tip for any pastafarian who gets dragged to catholic mass by a friend or family... when they sing the repetitive "halleluyah" part, you can sing along by replacing it with the similar sounding "yakisoba"
r'amen...
Where's the Flying Spaghetti Monster when you need it?
#FlyingSpaghettiMonster #FSM #pastafarianism #BetterGovernment
13 dicembre: Santa Lucia...
Profetessa del Pastafarianesimo che anche senza occhi ha visto l'arrivo del vero dio e ha porto per prima il piatto che prefigura la venuta degli spaghetti
🙏🏼Ramen
The good news: apparently the rapture happened (according to the voices in the head of some???)
The bad news: you’re still here, you weren’t chosen.
The best news: the Flying Spaghetti Monster accepts you for who you are. You deserve an extra-large serving of pasta.
#rapture #pastafarianism #FlyingSpaghettiMonster #FlyingSpaghettiMinsterism
Good Morning #Canada
#Aaarrr ....
If you're a follower of #Pastafarianism then you understand. Yes, it's #TalkLikeAPirate Day, which makes it a great opportunity to post about those scoundrels who sailed the eastern coast of Canada during the 17th and 18th centuries. One of the best-known pirates to make his mark on Canada was Peter Easton. In 1612, Easton embarked on a series of raids on European fishing fleets in coastal harbours in Newfoundland and Labrador. He turned Harbour Grace into his headquarters and destroyed a Basque fleet that was intent on capturing his fort there. Part of his myth involved capturing an Irish princess who later married one of his lieutenant and settled in Newfoundland. Easton was the rare pirate who retired in France with his wealth. He was succeeded in Canadian waters by Black Bart who captured more than 400 ships over 2 year period, but who met a bloody end when he was put out of business by the British navy.
#CanadaIsAwesome
https://thisiscanadiana.com/episode-pages/2022/6/29/the-rise-of-piracy-in-canada-part-1
@AmandaMarcotte I can wear my colander hat to work? #Pastafarianism
Dear Pastafarians,
Here's a life hack.
I once read, though I can't locate the source, that a pastafarian blessing for someone who sneezes is “may your nostrils be plugged by its noodly appendage”. A kind & noble sentiment. But I always found it too unwieldy to deploy in an emergency.
I realised, as my wife was taken by a bout of sternuation today, that we have been using “noodles!”, for what is now decades, as a very effective short-hand. Here it is in context:
- Ahh Chooo!
- Noodles!
Best if shouted before the end of the sneeze, across rooms, at matching volumes.
May y'all be touched by its noodly appendage.
I think this is a scam!
Notice the repeated use of the word "noodle", particularly as a verb.
This is one of the secret code words of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or #Pastafarianism!
They might also mention pirates, or colanders.
Be careful, because according to their principles, they might try to not collect money from you! 🤪
What's your favourite #religion, you ask?
The answer is #Pastafarianism, no other religion comes close.
"In fact, recent science suggests that our departure from the Pirate's way has led us toward a previously unforeseen end."
#page42 #Pastafarianism #TheGospelOfTheFlyingSpaghettiMonster #ISwearIDidNotPlanThis
Rules of the game:
- Grab the nearest book.
- Turn to page 42
- Find the 2nd sentence
- Post the sentence in a toot with the hashtag & write the rules as a comment to it
- Don't look for your favorite, coolest or wittiest book. Go for the closest.
Flying Spaghetti Monsters And 20 Potential New Species Spotted At Sea Mounts
#pastafarianism #news #FlyingSpaghettiMonster #HisNoodlyAppendage #pirates #Science #FSM
Do you want a #FlyingSpaghettiMonster, because this is how you get a Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Apropos nothing here are two of my favorite religious parody images...
#battlestargalactica #fsm #flyingspaghettimonster #pastafarianism #atheism #art #fanart
@rapha3l @valabg @andreaskyriacou ich sollte mal während einer Messe einen Essenstand für Spaghetti mit Fleischbällchen vor der Kirche aufstellen und laut "Das FSM wünscht euch schöne Holydays" brüllen. #pastafarianism
The fool has said, in their heart, "There is no Flying Spaghetti Monster."
Today's #ADHD "I should be working" rabbit hole of reading has led me to the potentially* life-changing question:
"Am I a #Dudeist or a #pastafarian?"
My intense, cunctating research has led me to the conclusion that it is possible to be both.
Happy Sloth Day, to all who can be bothered.
https://www.pastafariancalendar.com/sloth-day-if-we-can-be-bothered-2023-12-17
hey, come here.. I know you love #Pasta as much as I do... ☺️🤗🍴#foodfacts
#food #foodporn #pastafresca #pastafarianism #foodie #pastameals #foodtoot
Many people don’t know about #Pastafarianism. It “came into the mainstream” in 2005, when Bobby Henderson, an American, wrote an open letter to the Kansas school board, claiming that if #creationism could be taught in schools, then #FlyingSpaghettiMonsterism should be too. https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2018/08/17/sorry-dutch-pastafarians-you-still-cant-wear-colander-your-government-id-yet
Happy Cat Herding Day, to all who celebrate.
https://www.pastafariancalendar.com/cat-herding-day-2023-12-14
Happy Monkey Appreciation Day, to all who celebrate.
https://www.pastafariancalendar.com/monkey-appreciation-day-2023-12-13
Happy This Day Deliberately Left Blank, to all who are doing nothing in particular for it.
https://www.pastafariancalendar.com/this-day-deliberately-left-blank-2023-12-09
Happy Insult a Religious Fanatic Day, to all who celebrate.
https://www.pastafariancalendar.com/insult-a-religious-fanatic-day-2023-12-06
Happy Remember the Spanish Inquisition Day, to all who celebrate.
https://www.pastafariancalendar.com/remember-the-spanish-inquisition-day-2023-12-05
It's Dodo 🦤 Grieving Day y'all, so lets have a Rum for every unborn Dodo since 1690!
https://www.pastafariancalendar.com/dodo-grieving-day-2023-11-16
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dodo
#Pastafarianism #TheDodoLives
It is a special day when you first introduce your child to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Skeptoid #45: The Importance of Teaching Critical Thinking by Brian Dunning #plato #socrates #pastafarianism #flyingspaghettimonster #SkeptoidPodcast #podcast #bot Teaching critical thinking to students needs to be much more than simply asking the Socratic questions.
https://skeptoid.com/episodes/4045
Filmmaker Alex Alford has traveled to Germany to make a short documentary about Rüdiger Weida aka Bruder #Spaghettus, and his Pastafarian church in the town of #Templin.
“When I actually met Rüdiger I discovered there was much more to his story than initially met the eye. As a student growing up in oppressive East Germany post-WWII, he fell in love with satire as a means of speaking out against an unjust government. In fact, this led to him being aggressively spied on by the German secret police (and boy, does he have many crazy stories about this). Now, later in life, he has found satire through #Pastafarianism as a way to speak out against a new enemy – the German church.”
Bruder has been fighting for legal recognition of the Church for years – he is a fascinating man and I found Alex’s documentary very well-made and interesting. Highly recommended.
My friend the #Atheist #Greek #Mythology Prof. swears this #Cartoon is the work of #Nemesis, alleged daughter of #Erebus and #Nyx according to #Hyginus.
#Monotheism #Polytheism #Pastafarianism #Unrealism (yip, that's a word 🙃)
My neighborhood is protected by the Flying Spaghetti Monster #pastafarianism
To all of you believers: Don´t hesitate to follow the Church of FSM of Latte-Sans Dairy aka, the LSD church: @CoFSMoLSD!
#Pastafarianism #LSD #GoVegan #FlyingSpaghettimonster
Für meine lieben Mit-Pastafari (Gepriesen sei das FSM!) hab ich den 2023 Aufkleber für den Türrahmen schon mal vorbereitet.
Das Vektorbild findet ihr unter https://pastebin.com/JQPzgXEd
#sticker #FSM #pastafarianism #Sternsinger #pastafari #flyingspaghettimonster #churchoftheflyingspaghettimonster
