#oddprompt — Public Fediverse posts

It's National #Pastry Day, so here's a limerick to celebrate.
(I use #odd #holidays as #limerick & #haiku #prompts. Feel free to join me.)

A pastry chef promised to can
All her plans to procure a nice tan,
Cuz fresh wrinkles appeared
Ev’ry day, which she feared
Came from baking like cake in a pan.

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It's #BlueJeansDay, so here's a limerick to celebrate:
(I use #odd #holidays as #limerick & #haiku #prompts. Feel free to join me.)

Call them denims or #jeans — I don’t care–
That’s one garment I simply won’t wear.
I don’t buy the appeal
Of its look or its feel,
And I’d rather go naked. Don’t stare!

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It's #Sock Day, so here's a haiku & limerick to celebrate:
(I use #odd #holidays as #limerick & #haiku #prompts. Feel free to join me.)

Yet another sock
Has escaped; it's on the run.
AWOL! Or eaten.
***
AWOL socks are a grim laundry given;
Former pairs inexplicably riven,
Dresser drawers oddly littered
With orphans, embittered
And wond’rin’ where old mates are livin’.

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