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  1. Task slavery is underrated. Imagine never having to do laundry, go grocery shopping, or cleaning ever again because somebody else just does it for you for free. #redditor #single #simps #sock #consensualnonconsent

  2. Sometimes I laugh knowing I've made grown ass men cry on Discord. #sock

  3. Yikes, are you not ashamed of embarrassing yourself like this? #scatfetish #sock

  4. #TimeTravelingGhost EP 7 Post 81: 12 May 1999: London

    #Wss366 Sock #MastoPrompt Humble #TimeTravelAuthors 03/15. Does anyone have fun (or want to have fun) with time travel?

    When Nostradamus spoke next, he had adopted the clipped accent of a Londoner. “I know you won’t take this advice, but you'd be better off enjoying your travels than meddling in divine affairs.”

    “1900s Paris is lovely. You would enjoy it. The World's Fair was fabulous. Or how about settling into a #humble croft in Cornwall? You could enjoy the peace and quiet, not to mention the fresh country air. Or maybe somewhere more idyllic, like Tahiti before Captain Wallis arrived? I will say nothing of your visit here if you say nothing of what I have told you.”

    I wanted to #sock his smug face. His advice amounted to, “Ignore the evil around you and have fun.”

    Emily and I had discussed this several times, and enjoyed the pleasures of wherever we ended up. However, we wouldn’t let evil fester without at least trying to do something about it. After all, we were the “chosen ones.” In my words: “Fair may be foul and foul may be fair, but something stinks in Denmark.”

    Rather than say that, I equivocated. “You might be right. We've discussed getting a villa in Versailles.”

    “Prudent. While you're there, invest in some Monet or Tissot paintings before they become wildly famous. Though I warn you, 1789 is a terrible year.”

    From the enslaved populace songs, chants and demands,
    While princes and lords are held captive in prisons.
    These will in the future by headless idiots
    Be received as divine prayers.

              [Nostradamus, Les Prophéties, Quatrain I.14]

    “Now, if you will excuse me, I have a consultation with the president of Sole Fruit,” the prophet said, waving toward the door.

    Nostradamus:

    #TootFic #MicroFiction #NMFic #UrbanFantasy #Mythpunk #TimeTravel #HistoricalFantasy #Serial

  5. When a #sock gets a hole in it, and you throw it away, what do you do with the other sock? #Poll #Clothes

  6. When a #sock gets a hole in it, and you throw it away, what do you do with the other sock? #Poll #Clothes