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@mossman @fesshole
Wow! I have a weirdly identical memory!
Maybe flying/falling down stairs is a very common childish dream?
Anyway, the OP just needs to learn the standard tests for dreaming like, for example, "what happens if I switch the light on?", etc.
"Am I dreaming?" is often a sensible question whereas "am I dead?" is ALWAYS nonsensical. :-)
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@mossman @fesshole
I think the key word here is "frequently" - so, statistically, every time he experiences the thought it should become less intense since it's clearly never been true on an increasing number of previous occasions.
Either that or we are all living in his dream right now.
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@fesshole
Gosh, that's complicated.
Look, you can easily tell that you're not dead. If you are thinking about anything at all then you are not dead. See, it's easy.
If you see yourself in bed then you're having an out of body experience. You're still not dead.
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WTAF is wrong with all these idiots who keep posting 'complaints' about how 'their' cats 'don't understand' why they are suddenly being made to wait an extra hour to be fed when they've been trained for months to expect food at a certain time of day. Why would anybody inflict this nonsense on their pets?!
#RhetoricalQuestion #WakeTheFuckUp #EngageBrain #cat #cats #NotRocketScience #fallback #daylightsaving #clocks #gormless #humans #confuseacat #CatsArePeopleToo

WTAF is wrong with all these idiots who keep posting 'complaints' about how 'their' cats 'don't understand' why they are suddenly being made to wait an extra hour to be fed when they've been trained for months to expect food at a certain time of day. Why would anybody inflict this nonsense on their pets?!
#RhetoricalQuestion #WakeTheFuckUp #EngageBrain #cat #cats #NotRocketScience #fallback #daylightsaving #clocks #gormless #humans #confuseacat #CatsArePeopleToo

WTAF is wrong with all these idiots who keep posting 'complaints' about how 'their' cats 'don't understand' why they are suddenly being made to wait an extra hour to be fed when they've been trained for months to expect food at a certain time of day. Why would anybody inflict this nonsense on their pets?!
#RhetoricalQuestion #WakeTheFuckUp #EngageBrain #cat #cats #NotRocketScience #fallback #daylightsaving #clocks #gormless #humans #confuseacat #CatsArePeopleToo

WTAF is wrong with all these idiots who keep posting 'complaints' about how 'their' cats 'don't understand' why they are suddenly being made to wait an extra hour to be fed when they've been trained for months to expect food at a certain time of day. Why would anybody inflict this nonsense on their pets?!
#RhetoricalQuestion #WakeTheFuckUp #EngageBrain #cat #cats #NotRocketScience #fallback #daylightsaving #clocks #gormless #humans #confuseacat #CatsArePeopleToo