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Alright friends, what do we think....doctor or dumbass? Check out our 20% off sale @ capitoltrash.etsy.com #blasphemy #notadoctor #jesuschrist #trump #dementiadon #falseprophet

@pomegranate_stew @dark_stang #notADoctor

@RobeeShepherd it's standard inflammation response I presume?

Immune response to invasive proteins, the tissue expansion causes more local blood flow, and a temperature hot spot intended to reduce the effectiveness of the foreign material. #NotADoctor

@intransitivelie (cont'd).

"more effective and faster is to buy a battery-powered infant nasal aspirator at any pharmacy or online for <$20 and use it for 2 minutes, alternating for 10 seconds per nostril while holding the other nostril (and mouth, and soft palette) closed. Idea is to suction just from one nostril at a time."

#NotADoctor

You can never take too many drugs

#notADoctor

@falcennial erm. That sounds alarming tbh. you been to a doctor to test for long covid, ME/CFS, fibromyalgia or some kind of .. idk, but that doesn't sound right.
Most healthy-ish people with no conditions don't feel that bad that quickly, I've always been told. (Never experienced it myself, but ho hum.)

#notAdoctor just #spoonie #chronicallyill

TIL if one hand starts becoming paler in color than the other, especially after typing, it is a possible indicator of carpal tunnel syndrome. You're probably putting pressure on the nerve and artery in your hand which both run through the carpal tunnel. Make sure to take breaks and stretch your wrists.
#carpaltunnel #notadoctor

ATTN: Homeopathy is a scam and naturopaths are NOT doctors #scam #con #homeopathy #notadoctor https://www.wonkette.com/p/missouri-republicans-cant-wait-to

@MatthewChat Some thoughts from a stranger on M. I’m #NotADoctor, and neither is Google (I did find the comic a bit funny).
That said, “having a mass” is not a symptom. Symptoms for Sarco are often very similar to long-covid: fatigue, muscle weakness, PEM (post-excertional malaise), brain fogs. Also, coughing, yes. Latest research shows symptoms occur in groups, so S diagnosis may still be covering multiple causes…
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@Schrank @Frau_Sofa
+1 an die Theorie das die Strümpfe eine (zwei?) Größe(n) zu eng sind.

#NotADoctor

@BendingUnit
It sounds like it is confusing correlations with causation. If an effect follows a vaccine, there are those who think one caused the other. It is not necessarily so.

However, also #NotADoctor here.

@chonky
Dr Blippy prescribes a bong hit.
#NotADoctor

@gilesgoat you are now misaligned. To even yourself out, try to lick your other elbow.

#NotADoctor do not follow the above advice

@decryption get rid of the betadine taste with a whisky after #NotADoctor

Ok, hear me out... *Bloodletting*

You got high blood pressure? Let some blood out - say, a gil, maybe - blood pressure goes down.

Sure, it eventually get replenished. But until it does, pressure is lower right? That's why you get light headed when you give blood.

So, if you have high blood pressure, what if you donated blood semi-regularly? Two birds with one stone. Blood banks fill up, and you get a free cookie. Big pharma loses a profit stream.

#DontListenToMe #NotADoctor #SeriouslyDont

@a There are hormones that can be different between most men and women, which could potentially be attacked by a virus or other pathogen, while leaving the other alone.

However,this would probably end up not causing a lot of death, as the receptors that would make it really good at attacking testosterone would make it really bad at attacking red blood cells.

#NotADoctor #JustAGuess

@everickert The NACI recommended spacing between boosters is minimum of 3 mo, though 6 mo is recommended. I've seen nothing that calls out the bivalent boosters for different spacing.

https://www.canada.ca/en/public-health/services/immunization/national-advisory-committee-on-immunization-naci/guidance-covid-19-vaccine-booster-doses.html#a5

#notadoctor #bivalent #booster #vaccines #COVID19

A friend has #COVID. Their in-law texted the following, unprompted. It's not the stupidity, but the arrogant self-confidence for me.

#mansplaining #dumbass #notadoctor

The "Cabinet of Dr. Caligari" will AI see you now. #AI #notAdoctor #Movie #Somnambulist

The "Cabinet of Dr. Caligari" will AI see you now. #AI #notAdoctor #Movie #Somnambulist

The "Cabinet of Dr. Caligari" will AI see you now. #AI #notAdoctor #Movie #Somnambulist

The "Cabinet of Dr. Caligari" will AI see you now. #AI #notAdoctor #Movie #Somnambulist

The "Cabinet of Dr. Caligari" will AI see you now. #AI #notAdoctor #Movie #Somnambulist

@kendonnelly once I tested positive I didn't test again (except the confirmation PCR). I just counted down the days. I thought there is a chance of testing positive long after you are no longer infectious? #notadoctor

@jonbeckett not at all, I have two coffees before work every morning. It's fine

#NotADoctor