#middleagedhotness — Public Fediverse posts
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me: but if I wear a tank top, I'll be showing my chubby arms
her: lol, girl nobody is gonna be looking at your *arms*!
Okay, fair point. 😆
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me: but if I wear a tank top, I'll be showing my chubby arms
her: lol, girl nobody is gonna be looking at your *arms*!
Okay, fair point. 😆
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me: but if I wear a tank top, I'll be showing my chubby arms
her: lol, girl nobody is gonna be looking at your *arms*!
Okay, fair point. 😆
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me: but if I wear a tank top, I'll be showing my chubby arms
her: lol, girl nobody is gonna be looking at your *arms*!
Okay, fair point. 😆
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me: but if I wear a tank top, I'll be showing my chubby arms
her: lol, girl nobody is gonna be looking at your *arms*!
Okay, fair point. 😆
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Today's highlight:
Spending my morning as my GP confirmed that I, indeed, did something to my meniscus (she always acts surprised when the thing I tell her about my own body turns out to be true), being told that it might be an arthritis flare, and having xrays taken of my Campbell Soup Kid knees.
Her: [moving my leg around] how does that feel?
Me: Some discomfort!!
Her: It IS CRUNCHY! Yes that location points to the meniscus...huh.Getting older is SO AMAZING GOTDAMMIT.
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Today's highlight:
Spending my morning as my GP confirmed that I, indeed, did something to my meniscus (she always acts surprised when the thing I tell her about my own body turns out to be true), being told that it might be an arthritis flare, and having xrays taken of my Campbell Soup Kid knees.
Her: [moving my leg around] how does that feel?
Me: Some discomfort!!
Her: It IS CRUNCHY! Yes that location points to the meniscus...huh.Getting older is SO AMAZING GOTDAMMIT.
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Today's highlight:
Spending my morning as my GP confirmed that I, indeed, did something to my meniscus (she always acts surprised when the thing I tell her about my own body turns out to be true), being told that it might be an arthritis flare, and having xrays taken of my Campbell Soup Kid knees.
Her: [moving my leg around] how does that feel?
Me: Some discomfort!!
Her: It IS CRUNCHY! Yes that location points to the meniscus...huh.Getting older is SO AMAZING GOTDAMMIT.
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Today's highlight:
Spending my morning as my GP confirmed that I, indeed, did something to my meniscus (she always acts surprised when the thing I tell her about my own body turns out to be true), being told that it might be an arthritis flare, and having xrays taken of my Campbell Soup Kid knees.
Her: [moving my leg around] how does that feel?
Me: Some discomfort!!
Her: It IS CRUNCHY! Yes that location points to the meniscus...huh.Getting older is SO AMAZING GOTDAMMIT.
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Today's highlight:
Spending my morning as my GP confirmed that I, indeed, did something to my meniscus (she always acts surprised when the thing I tell her about my own body turns out to be true), being told that it might be an arthritis flare, and having xrays taken of my Campbell Soup Kid knees.
Her: [moving my leg around] how does that feel?
Me: Some discomfort!!
Her: It IS CRUNCHY! Yes that location points to the meniscus...huh.Getting older is SO AMAZING GOTDAMMIT.
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Being middle aged blows!
All your bits get brittle.Like your meniscus.
Step off a stair funky and just like that you hear a little crickle in your knee.Hmph.
Ice, elevation, and tape.
Also, butt exercises, apparently. -
Being middle aged blows!
All your bits get brittle.Like your meniscus.
Step off a stair funky and just like that you hear a little crickle in your knee.Hmph.
Ice, elevation, and tape.
Also, butt exercises, apparently. -
Being middle aged blows!
All your bits get brittle.Like your meniscus.
Step off a stair funky and just like that you hear a little crickle in your knee.Hmph.
Ice, elevation, and tape.
Also, butt exercises, apparently. -
Being middle aged blows!
All your bits get brittle.Like your meniscus.
Step off a stair funky and just like that you hear a little crickle in your knee.Hmph.
Ice, elevation, and tape.
Also, butt exercises, apparently. -
Being middle aged blows!
All your bits get brittle.Like your meniscus.
Step off a stair funky and just like that you hear a little crickle in your knee.Hmph.
Ice, elevation, and tape.
Also, butt exercises, apparently. -
Oh.
I'm having a hot flash. -
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I'm having a hot flash. -
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I'm having a hot flash. -
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I'm having a hot flash. -
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I'm having a hot flash. -
Fucking night sweats.
Jesus. -
Fucking night sweats.
Jesus. -
Fucking night sweats.
Jesus. -
Fucking night sweats.
Jesus. -
Fucking night sweats.
Jesus. -
Everyone complaining about how cold SF is right now can literally shut up.
I've been hot flashing for two days.
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Everyone complaining about how cold SF is right now can literally shut up.
I've been hot flashing for two days.
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Everyone complaining about how cold SF is right now can literally shut up.
I've been hot flashing for two days.
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Everyone complaining about how cold SF is right now can literally shut up.
I've been hot flashing for two days.
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Everyone complaining about how cold SF is right now can literally shut up.
I've been hot flashing for two days.
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Men are so unserious.
Me: What's your relationship style?
Him (M62): Man woman.
Me: Thassit?? -
Men are so unserious.
Me: What's your relationship style?
Him (M62): Man woman.
Me: Thassit?? -
Men are so unserious.
Me: What's your relationship style?
Him (M62): Man woman.
Me: Thassit?? -
Men are so unserious.
Me: What's your relationship style?
Him (M62): Man woman.
Me: Thassit?? -
Men are so unserious.
Me: What's your relationship style?
Him (M62): Man woman.
Me: Thassit?? -
2nd coffee date done.
Def older than his profile pic. (I know a 70 yo when I see one.) He also asked ZERO questions about me. Men suck. Seriously, no social skills at all.
I think the train station is where I'll have these from now on. It's a good walk AND Benson is more relaxed because there's less crowding and more birds.
And, really, Benson's comfort is really the only thing that matters here.
Maaan, looks like Awkward Coffee Date dude is in the lead.
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2nd coffee date done.
Def older than his profile pic. (I know a 70 yo when I see one.) He also asked ZERO questions about me. Men suck. Seriously, no social skills at all.
I think the train station is where I'll have these from now on. It's a good walk AND Benson is more relaxed because there's less crowding and more birds.
And, really, Benson's comfort is really the only thing that matters here.
Maaan, looks like Awkward Coffee Date dude is in the lead.
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2nd coffee date done.
Def older than his profile pic. (I know a 70 yo when I see one.) He also asked ZERO questions about me. Men suck. Seriously, no social skills at all.
I think the train station is where I'll have these from now on. It's a good walk AND Benson is more relaxed because there's less crowding and more birds.
And, really, Benson's comfort is really the only thing that matters here.
Maaan, looks like Awkward Coffee Date dude is in the lead.
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2nd coffee date done.
Def older than his profile pic. (I know a 70 yo when I see one.) He also asked ZERO questions about me. Men suck. Seriously, no social skills at all.
I think the train station is where I'll have these from now on. It's a good walk AND Benson is more relaxed because there's less crowding and more birds.
And, really, Benson's comfort is really the only thing that matters here.
Maaan, looks like Awkward Coffee Date dude is in the lead.
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2nd coffee date done.
Def older than his profile pic. (I know a 70 yo when I see one.) He also asked ZERO questions about me. Men suck. Seriously, no social skills at all.
I think the train station is where I'll have these from now on. It's a good walk AND Benson is more relaxed because there's less crowding and more birds.
And, really, Benson's comfort is really the only thing that matters here.
Maaan, looks like Awkward Coffee Date dude is in the lead.
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My Amway dude just texted: Hey, how are your bowels?
No good morning.
Just how are your bowels.They're doing better, btw.
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My Amway dude just texted: Hey, how are your bowels?
No good morning.
Just how are your bowels.They're doing better, btw.
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My Amway dude just texted: Hey, how are your bowels?
No good morning.
Just how are your bowels.They're doing better, btw.
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My Amway dude just texted: Hey, how are your bowels?
No good morning.
Just how are your bowels.They're doing better, btw.
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My Amway dude just texted: Hey, how are your bowels?
No good morning.
Just how are your bowels.They're doing better, btw.
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Hot flashing during the dog walk is the *worst*.
Benson is just trundling along, acting like he doesn't understand why he's outside, and sweat is popping out all over my face and chest.
I haven't had a hot flash in months!
Ugh. I'm damp.
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Hot flashing during the dog walk is the *worst*.
Benson is just trundling along, acting like he doesn't understand why he's outside, and sweat is popping out all over my face and chest.
I haven't had a hot flash in months!
Ugh. I'm damp.
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Hot flashing during the dog walk is the *worst*.
Benson is just trundling along, acting like he doesn't understand why he's outside, and sweat is popping out all over my face and chest.
I haven't had a hot flash in months!
Ugh. I'm damp.
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Hot flashing during the dog walk is the *worst*.
Benson is just trundling along, acting like he doesn't understand why he's outside, and sweat is popping out all over my face and chest.
I haven't had a hot flash in months!
Ugh. I'm damp.
-
Hot flashing during the dog walk is the *worst*.
Benson is just trundling along, acting like he doesn't understand why he's outside, and sweat is popping out all over my face and chest.
I haven't had a hot flash in months!
Ugh. I'm damp.