#heauxtation — Public Fediverse posts
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CW: Heauxtation Roster Update + The goodest boi
An afternoon of firsts!
First time at the dog run with Benson.
First time at the farmer's market with Benson.
First time licking a honeysuckle stamen. (Not as hot as it sounds.)
First time negotiating a scene on a street corner under an overpass.So proud of Benson for being such a calm, curious boy in public!
Also, Awkward Coffee Date dude has chosen his box:
the Kinky Friend Zone!!
👋🏽💥👋🏽💥🍑🚫🍆🚫💪🏽😈Never let it be said I don't respect a boundary.
Let the beatings begin. Heh.
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CW: Heauxtation Roster Update + The goodest boi
An afternoon of firsts!
First time at the dog run with Benson.
First time at the farmer's market with Benson.
First time licking a honeysuckle stamen. (Not as hot as it sounds.)
First time negotiating a scene on a street corner under an overpass.So proud of Benson for being such a calm, curious boy in public!
Also, Awkward Coffee Date dude has chosen his box:
the Kinky Friend Zone!!
👋🏽💥👋🏽💥🍑🚫🍆🚫💪🏽😈Never let it be said I don't respect a boundary.
Let the beatings begin. Heh.
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CW: Heauxtation Roster Update + The goodest boi
An afternoon of firsts!
First time at the dog run with Benson.
First time at the farmer's market with Benson.
First time licking a honeysuckle stamen. (Not as hot as it sounds.)
First time negotiating a scene on a street corner under an overpass.So proud of Benson for being such a calm, curious boy in public!
Also, Awkward Coffee Date dude has chosen his box:
the Kinky Friend Zone!!
👋🏽💥👋🏽💥🍑🚫🍆🚫💪🏽😈Never let it be said I don't respect a boundary.
Let the beatings begin. Heh.
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CW: Heauxtation Roster Update + The goodest boi
An afternoon of firsts!
First time at the dog run with Benson.
First time at the farmer's market with Benson.
First time licking a honeysuckle stamen. (Not as hot as it sounds.)
First time negotiating a scene on a street corner under an overpass.So proud of Benson for being such a calm, curious boy in public!
Also, Awkward Coffee Date dude has chosen his box:
the Kinky Friend Zone!!
👋🏽💥👋🏽💥🍑🚫🍆🚫💪🏽😈Never let it be said I don't respect a boundary.
Let the beatings begin. Heh.
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CW: Heauxtation Roster Update + The goodest boi
An afternoon of firsts!
First time at the dog run with Benson.
First time at the farmer's market with Benson.
First time licking a honeysuckle stamen. (Not as hot as it sounds.)
First time negotiating a scene on a street corner under an overpass.So proud of Benson for being such a calm, curious boy in public!
Also, Awkward Coffee Date dude has chosen his box:
the Kinky Friend Zone!!
👋🏽💥👋🏽💥🍑🚫🍆🚫💪🏽😈Never let it be said I don't respect a boundary.
Let the beatings begin. Heh.
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2nd coffee date done.
Def older than his profile pic. (I know a 70 yo when I see one.) He also asked ZERO questions about me. Men suck. Seriously, no social skills at all.
I think the train station is where I'll have these from now on. It's a good walk AND Benson is more relaxed because there's less crowding and more birds.
And, really, Benson's comfort is really the only thing that matters here.
Maaan, looks like Awkward Coffee Date dude is in the lead.
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Last year, for my birthday, I told the Heauxtation to give me Treats. They came through with massages, cocktails, back blowage, and various shenanigans.
This year, I'm asking for specific Treats: a fancy ass charcuterie board/box, aka Adult Lunchables.
I want to spend my 55th relaxing, being middle-aged, and eating fancy meats and cheeses on crackers.
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CW: Heauxtation check in
Checking in on the active roster today by sending a series of Signals. Just because one is #SoPo doesn't mean the Heaux don't need feeding+watering.
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CW: Shenanigans+Canva
The thrills of being #SoPo:
Updating my Joyfriend chart, aka my #Heauxtation roster.
There've been some changes.
Heh.