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2: #medievalnewyearsresolutions
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Appoint Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as the new Plague Master General
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Hitch-hike the Silk Road
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Make like King Arthur and call it a knight
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- Rethatcheth the roof
- Drinketh less water, to avoid the syknesses
- Seeketh a new pastime, such as stone lifting, flower picking, or hiding from wolves
- Asketh the King’s Royal Seer: who letteth the hounds to journey yonder?
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Listen to more Iron Maiden
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Rob from the rich, and give to the poor.
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Really double down to crack the alchemy thing…
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#HashtagGames
#MedievalNewYearsResolutionsI resolve to continue to fart in your general direction.
#MontyPython -
I will not yell “To the dungeon” before tomorrow
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Attack and Dethrone God
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Do more Good Things.
Do fewer Bad Things. -
Start sleeping around more. I am King of England and people kind of expect it.
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Stop sleeping around so much - I am Pope and people are beginning to notice.
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Verily I shall join the Scriveners Guild, that I may continue scribing mine #HashTagGames.
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Work on my upper body strength. That halberd in the corner’s not gonna wield itself.
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Get the neighbours burned as witches and get that extension built. #MedievalNewYearsResolutions #HashtagGames
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1 Eye of newt
3 enoki mushrooms
1/2 tsp virgin tears
3 old lady toenails
5 snips of turtle tails
1/3 tsp Pink Floyd -
No more potions.
Like, going dry.#MedievalNewYearsResolutions
#HashTagGames
#comedy
#PrincessBride