#limerickafamousperson — Public Fediverse posts

Macbeth we decided to warn,
But our weïrdness he wanted to scorn.
He thought he was tough,
But he lost to Macduff.
We told him: He’s not woman born!

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Romeo was a cool dude.
He said, “Juliet, don’t think me rude,
But you should not, my pet,
Call yourself ‘Capulet,’
Or I should not be Montague.”

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There was a prime minister named Chris
Who dreamed something might be amiss
His friends asked for more
So he took from the poor
And now we stare into an abyss

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A boorish and Trump-like Prime Minister
Pushed Brexit and other things sinister
With grace of a worm
He cut short his term
His successor? We all barely witnessed her.

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A hungry Sylvester Stallone
wandered around in Cologne.
He found near the Dome
a Trattoria named "Rome"
and ordered "Cologne Minestrone".

There was a young singer called Astley
Whose song rolls to places most ghastly.
If you do screw up
Never give you up,
Just keep rolling with Rick at lastly.

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=usH_0SWXbFZ_9t20

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I know of a man called Joe Biden.
Acela he likes to be ridin’.
He’s got so much done,
(Public service is fun!)
As Dark Brandon, gives fascists a hidin’.

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To lim’rick a man spray-tanned o-range,
His bouffant suff’ring from toe-mange.
No words rhyme with orange,
This mission is so strange.
Forget him. Vote Biden for No Change.

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There once was a tooter named Hammy
Who was from every place but Miami
He took on every challenge
And claimed he‘d always manage
But having to pen a limerick made his hands clammy.

There once was a man named Musk
Who when questioned becomes quite brusque.
He's committed, as twitter's buyer,
To suppress that his cars catch fire
And now he can call all his critics "cucks"

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I know this musician named Bruce
His band is so tight, never loose
He jammed with Sir Paul
Til the cops said "That's All"
And they cut off the sound system's juice

True story from Bruce's London appearance in the Hard Rock Calling festival in 2012.

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There once was an orange-faced male
Who got elected because of "her email"
I say with sincerity
He stole from a children's charity
Now he's trying hard to stay out of jail

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There once was a man called @Gargron
Who wrote software called Mastodon
Open source and free
For the whole community
It’s what I spend all my time upon.

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There once was a singer named Bono
Who remastered albums in mono
He said to Neil Young
Not holding his tongue
I should have invented the Pono

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Shakespeare, the writer of plays,
Had his better and his worse days.
On the best, the best yet:
He composed his Hamlet.
On his worst, he wrote Pericles.

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#LimerickAFamousPerson
Was the #HashtagGame they were searchin’
They read through a bunch
Before getting a hunch
That #Dgar is not a famous person.

A wrong-handed ‘hitter’ named Comer
Swung for a Biden impeachment homer.
But Raskin and Parnas
Knocked him on his darn ass
With their factball — yeah, ‘hitter’’s a misnomer.

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The President spake to those dewllin' in
The South, of a war they'd been fellin' in
Having won the long fight
Uttered overdue rights
Making free those indentured for melanin

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The crusty old twot called Farage
Has teeth like a bulldozed garage
And when out on the street
He got the unwelcome treat
Of a much-needed milkshake barrage

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@paul @Jason844

A non-terminal preposition:

There was an old man named Joe Biden
Who can’t get a break from the Times in
Its columns, opinions
And scribbles by minions
Which seem to have up on him given.

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attention my gents & dames
a pause and a call out by name
he brings mirth to us all
it's oldfriends Paul
the man behind these #HashTagGames

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@paul

In shabby old cars will he ride,
His friends uncouth rants he'll let slide,
But a wee on his rug
By a reprobate thug
Is a thing that the Dude shan't abide

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There is a strange man called Putin,
Who's just as insane as Rasputin.
He invaded Ukraine, which is clearly insane,
'Cos they'll beat him and send him a scootin'.

A fascist mini-me named Pence
Fears the rancor that Trump foments.
Wouldn’t have chose him
But he won’t oppose him.
He’s OK with more violence.

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There once was a man from PA,
Who worked hard for the US of A.
But the media said,
“He’s so old, almost dead!
It’s more fun the dictator way!”

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Had tonight's #LibraryASong #HashTagGames game ready but it didn't feel right so I checked the archives, and we did what I came up with tonight last September. May be a moment late tonight. :) #HashTagGames

Feel free to play #LibraryASong or the posted new game which is <insert EDIT: #LimerickAFamousPerson