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#ketchup — Public Fediverse posts

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  1. A: Ketchup / catsup's sole raison d'être is to provide a socially-acceptable way for adults to add sugar to savoury foods.

    B: No way! I just like the taste!

    A: Ah, sorry. So you'll be switching to unsweetened ketchup, then?

    B: ...

    A: Ah.

    #ketchup #catsup #sugar #savoury #excuse #sweet #unsweetened #DidntThinkSo

  2. A: Ketchup / catsup's sole raison d'être is to provide a socially-acceptable way for adults to add sugar to savoury foods.

    B: No way! I just like the taste!

    A: Ah, sorry. So you'll be switching to unsweetened ketchup, then?

    B: ...

    A: Ah.

    #ketchup #catsup #sugar #savoury #excuse #sweet #unsweetened #DidntThinkSo

  3. A: Ketchup / catsup's sole raison d'être is to provide a socially-acceptable way for adults to add sugar to savoury foods.

    B: No way! I just like the taste!

    A: Ah, sorry. So you'll be switching to unsweetened ketchup, then?

    B: ...

    A: Ah.

    #ketchup #catsup #sugar #savoury #excuse #sweet #unsweetened #DidntThinkSo

  4. A: Ketchup / catsup's sole raison d'être is to provide a socially-acceptable way for adults to add sugar to savoury foods.

    B: No way! I just like the taste!

    A: Ah, sorry. So you'll be switching to unsweetened ketchup, then?

    B: ...

    A: Ah.

    #ketchup #catsup #sugar #savoury #excuse #sweet #unsweetened #DidntThinkSo

  5. A: Ketchup / catsup's sole raison d'être is to provide a socially-acceptable way for adults to add sugar to savoury foods.

    B: No way! I just like the taste!

    A: Ah, sorry. So you'll be switching to unsweetened ketchup, then?

    B: ...

    A: Ah.

    #ketchup #catsup #sugar #savoury #excuse #sweet #unsweetened #DidntThinkSo

  6. Using a #Heinz #ketchup bottle as #snow gauge is just another fine example of how far my countrymen will go in order to avoid measuring ANYTHING in #metric units.

    #wpxi #pittsburgh

  7. Latest #SaturdayRecipe

    To the juice of 3 lemons, add a teaspoon of #turmeric (haldi) and one egg.
    (for a #vegan alternative, use #VeganEggSubstitue in place of the egg)

    Beat with a wooden spoon until only half remains.

    If you're the sort of person who wouldn't typically have #Sumac, Za'atar or #Berbere in your store cupboard, you'll want to add a level tablespoon of #ketchup Don't do this as it will spoil the taste.

    At this stage, those with nut allergies should be careful not to add peanuts.

    Transfer the mix to a Kilner jar or some other pretentious receptacle and store at the back of your fridge unlabelled.

    #WhatIsThisStuff #CanIEatIt #CanIFeedItToMyDog

  8. Latest #SaturdayRecipe

    To the juice of 3 lemons, add a teaspoon of #turmeric (haldi) and one egg.
    (for a #vegan alternative, use #VeganEggSubstitue in place of the egg)
    Beat with a wooden spoon until only half remains.
    If you're the sort of person who wouldn't typically have #Sumac, Za'atar or #Berbere in your store cupboard, you'll want to add a level tablespoon of #ketchup Don't do this as it will spoil the taste. at this stage.
    Those with nut allergies should be careful not to add peanuts.
    Transfer the mix to a Kilner jar or some other pretentious receptacle and store at the back of your fridge unlabelled.

    #WhatIsThisStuff #CanIEatIt #Can I FeedItToMyDog