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A IT-Sec Christmas / New Year again? π€
Is this: "Large ZIP files trigger spurious possible zip bomb errors" β https://gitlab.archlinux.org/archlinux/packaging/packages/unzip/-/issues/3
β¦this again β https://www.bamsoftware.com/hacks/zipbomb/
β¦or not or what? π¬
#zip #itsec #zipcar #itsecurity #compras #opensource #basic #ITbasics #grml #rudimental #issues #itissues #xkcd #zipbomb
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A IT-Sec Christmas / New Year again? π€
Is this: "Large ZIP files trigger spurious possible zip bomb errors" β https://gitlab.archlinux.org/archlinux/packaging/packages/unzip/-/issues/3
β¦this again β https://www.bamsoftware.com/hacks/zipbomb/
β¦or not or what? π¬
#zip #itsec #zipcar #itsecurity #compras #opensource #basic #ITbasics #grml #rudimental #issues #itissues #xkcd #zipbomb
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A IT-Sec Christmas / New Year again? π€
Is this: "Large ZIP files trigger spurious possible zip bomb errors" β https://gitlab.archlinux.org/archlinux/packaging/packages/unzip/-/issues/3
β¦this again β https://www.bamsoftware.com/hacks/zipbomb/
β¦or not or what? π¬
#zip #itsec #zipcar #itsecurity #compras #opensource #basic #ITbasics #grml #rudimental #issues #itissues #xkcd #zipbomb
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A IT-Sec Christmas / New Year again? π€
Is this: "Large ZIP files trigger spurious possible zip bomb errors" β https://gitlab.archlinux.org/archlinux/packaging/packages/unzip/-/issues/3
β¦this again β https://www.bamsoftware.com/hacks/zipbomb/
β¦or not or what? π¬
#zip #itsec #zipcar #itsecurity #compras #opensource #basic #ITbasics #grml #rudimental #issues #itissues #xkcd #zipbomb
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A IT-Sec Christmas / New Year again? π€
Is this: "Large ZIP files trigger spurious possible zip bomb errors" β https://gitlab.archlinux.org/archlinux/packaging/packages/unzip/-/issues/3
β¦this again β https://www.bamsoftware.com/hacks/zipbomb/
β¦or not or what? π¬
#zip #itsec #zipcar #itsecurity #compras #opensource #basic #ITbasics #grml #rudimental #issues #itissues #xkcd #zipbomb
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Recent client issue...
Client: I have no sound
Me: Okay, are your speakers plugged in?
Client: Yes
Me: Where?
Client: In the front of computer.
Me: In headphone jack?
Clients: Yes, that's where they've always been.
Me: Hmm, okay. Well can you try and plug them into the back of computer in the green jack?
Client: Okay
Me: ....waiting
Client: Okay, still nothing coming out.
Me: Weird. settings is still saying nothing is plugged in.'Tried some other things and he gave me some more information about some other stuff.'
Me: Okay I will head there to check some stuff out.
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I get there and immediately look at the back of the computer...
The damn speakers are plugged into the BLUE jack NOT the GREEN jack.
I plug them into the green jack and sound immediately starts to come from the speakers!
Client: Oh, WOW. I though that was green. Looks green to me.
Me: screaming silently -
Recent client issue...
Client: I have no sound
Me: Okay, are your speakers plugged in?
Client: Yes
Me: Where?
Client: In the front of computer.
Me: In headphone jack?
Clients: Yes, that's where they've always been.
Me: Hmm, okay. Well can you try and plug them into the back of computer in the green jack?
Client: Okay
Me: ....waiting
Client: Okay, still nothing coming out.
Me: Weird. settings is still saying nothing is plugged in.'Tried some other things and he gave me some more information about some other stuff.'
Me: Okay I will head there to check some stuff out.
...
I get there and immediately look at the back of the computer...
The damn speakers are plugged into the BLUE jack NOT the GREEN jack.
I plug them into the green jack and sound immediately starts to come from the speakers!
Client: Oh, WOW. I though that was green. Looks green to me.
Me: screaming silently -
Recent client issue...
Client: I have no sound
Me: Okay, are your speakers plugged in?
Client: Yes
Me: Where?
Client: In the front of computer.
Me: In headphone jack?
Clients: Yes, that's where they've always been.
Me: Hmm, okay. Well can you try and plug them into the back of computer in the green jack?
Client: Okay
Me: ....waiting
Client: Okay, still nothing coming out.
Me: Weird. settings is still saying nothing is plugged in.'Tried some other things and he gave me some more information about some other stuff.'
Me: Okay I will head there to check some stuff out.
...
I get there and immediately look at the back of the computer...
The damn speakers are plugged into the BLUE jack NOT the GREEN jack.
I plug them into the green jack and sound immediately starts to come from the speakers!
Client: Oh, WOW. I though that was green. Looks green to me.
Me: screaming silently -
Recent client issue...
Client: I have no sound
Me: Okay, are your speakers plugged in?
Client: Yes
Me: Where?
Client: In the front of computer.
Me: In headphone jack?
Clients: Yes, that's where they've always been.
Me: Hmm, okay. Well can you try and plug them into the back of computer in the green jack?
Client: Okay
Me: ....waiting
Client: Okay, still nothing coming out.
Me: Weird. settings is still saying nothing is plugged in.'Tried some other things and he gave me some more information about some other stuff.'
Me: Okay I will head there to check some stuff out.
...
I get there and immediately look at the back of the computer...
The damn speakers are plugged into the BLUE jack NOT the GREEN jack.
I plug them into the green jack and sound immediately starts to come from the speakers!
Client: Oh, WOW. I though that was green. Looks green to me.
Me: screaming silently -
Recent client issue...
Client: I have no sound
Me: Okay, are your speakers plugged in?
Client: Yes
Me: Where?
Client: In the front of computer.
Me: In headphone jack?
Clients: Yes, that's where they've always been.
Me: Hmm, okay. Well can you try and plug them into the back of computer in the green jack?
Client: Okay
Me: ....waiting
Client: Okay, still nothing coming out.
Me: Weird. settings is still saying nothing is plugged in.'Tried some other things and he gave me some more information about some other stuff.'
Me: Okay I will head there to check some stuff out.
...
I get there and immediately look at the back of the computer...
The damn speakers are plugged into the BLUE jack NOT the GREEN jack.
I plug them into the green jack and sound immediately starts to come from the speakers!
Client: Oh, WOW. I though that was green. Looks green to me.
Me: screaming silently -
What is it with people calling IT for printers issues when the damn printer is out of ink!!
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3οΈβ£ Chant ancient incantations. Recite cryptic lines of code, merge them with your favorite troubleshooting mantras, and summon the spirits of tech geniuses past.
4οΈβ£ Make the sacrifice. With a steady hand and a keen sense of purpose, perform the ceremonial act. Remember, it's for the greater good of technology!
5οΈβ£ Await the mystical IT transformation. As the sacrificial blood drips onto the sacred circuits, behold the miracle unfoldβthe servers hum, the glitches vanish, and your IT woes disappear into oblivion.
6οΈβ£ Celebrate your victory! Dance triumphantly among the glowing server racks, bask in the glory of your newfound IT prowess, and share the tale of your conquest with fellow tech enthusiasts.
Disclaimer: This method may not be endorsed by conventional IT practices, local authorities, or animal rights activists. Please exercise caution and ensure compliance with applicable laws and ethical standards. The NSA assumes no responsibility for any unintended consequences, summoning of interdimensional beings, or visits from the tech support gods.
Remember, folks, sometimes you've got to think outside the server rack and embrace the ancient wisdom of sacrifice to conquer those elusive IT gremlins. Happy troubleshooting, and may the spirits of technology guide your way! ππ»π₯
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