#itproblems — Public Fediverse posts

When the world experiences technical difficulties with DNS, this will be the music playing in my head xD hahaha 🎵🧠🌍🔧😂 #DNS #TechFail #Earworm #ITProblems #LOL #DNS 🤣🤣🤣

https://mas.to/@nemo/112648715609274096

🎉 Congrats! You've reached a level of IT prowess where dropping the production database is just Friday night entertainment. 😂 With #Cloudflare blocking your attempts at self-sabotage, it's a wonder you haven't been promoted to Chief Chaos Officer yet. 🍕🔒
https://vince.beehiiv.com/p/how-i-dropped-the-production-database-on-a-friday-night #ITproblems #FridayFun #ChaosTheory #DatabaseDisaster #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated

Recent client issue...

Client: I have no sound
Me: Okay, are your speakers plugged in?
Client: Yes
Me: Where?
Client: In the front of computer.
Me: In headphone jack?
Clients: Yes, that's where they've always been.
Me: Hmm, okay. Well can you try and plug them into the back of computer in the green jack?
Client: Okay
Me: ....waiting
Client: Okay, still nothing coming out.
Me: Weird. settings is still saying nothing is plugged in.

'Tried some other things and he gave me some more information about some other stuff.'

Me: Okay I will head there to check some stuff out.

...

I get there and immediately look at the back of the computer...

The damn speakers are plugged into the BLUE jack NOT the GREEN jack.

I plug them into the green jack and sound immediately starts to come from the speakers!

Client: Oh, WOW. I though that was green. Looks green to me.
Me: screaming silently

#ITProblems #ITIssues #Tech #ITNighmares #ComeOnMan

Just now heading to the office after the two client visits this morning.

Then when I get there, I have to call another client for a…you guessed it, printer issue.

#IT #MSP #ITProblems #Tech #ManagedServices

Your #SEO expert will lie to your marketing manager saying they need root admin access to your company web site. Your marketing manager will trust them completely because they are offering a fool proof way to increase sales which makes marketing look great! If the marketer's IT decline, the SEO expert's next route is to complain the site is slow so Google is negatively ranking you and they happen to design & host sites. #B2BSales #ITProblems

"... we live in a world where micro-services can be written in different languages and work together, apps can run in different OS without problems... and you're telling me you're going to shutdown a server running Linux (with some web apps running there) and install Windows there because you can't solve a problem with digital certificates??..."

I'm sorry, I had to write it here...

#ITProblems #ITBadJokes #PublicServices #Linux #Windows #DigitalCertificates #SSL